Kevin Bacon is a Child Molester
a.k.a. "He's my...dad."
a.k.a. a really long-ass chat with a He-Man discussion in it.
MiszMuu has entered the room.b1beautyone: nice.
shiny silver grl: Heya Dru. Long time no see.
b1beautyone: Hey!
MiszMuu: Dru? Stop the crack Sil
Doylificus: it ain't dru
Doylificus: haha
MiszMuu: hi, girls. and Doyle (again)
Doylificus: hey Brack
shiny silver grl: woops
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: *hint hint*
MiszMuu: hahaha.
b1beautyone: its not so much a hint, as you just told us its Bracky
shiny silver grl: dunno why the hell I said Dru. When I heard the door awhile ago I checked it, but for some reason thought it was dru.
MiszMuu: Seriously? Where does Dru come from?
Doylificus: australia
Doylificus: or canada
Doylificus: or both
shiny silver grl: I have no idea.
Doylificus: ya, brack, sil's been smoking that crack all night
shiny silver grl: Sorry, I was distracted.
MiszMuu: Mmmmcrack.
Doylificus: like that crackwhore, Willow;-)
MiszMuu: I miss them.
Doylificus: j/k *g*
MiszMuu: no, she was.
Doylificus: indeed. sil's always on the crack, aren't ya sil?
shiny silver grl: GODDAMNIT!
Doylificus: okies
shiny silver grl: Oh fuck me, it's goddamn snowing!!!
b1beautyone: already snowed here today.
MiszMuu: yeah. same here
Doylificus: is that...bad?
MiszMuu: yes.
MiszMuu: snow = teh evil
shiny silver grl: *grumbles*
shiny silver grl: Have you not read my "I hate snow" poem, Doyle?
Doylificus: oh right, sil, you wrote a poem about how you hate snow
Doylificus: yes
Doylificus: I have
Doylificus: I momentarilly forgot
MiszMuu: flog yourself. :p
Doylificus: just like you momentarilly forgot that brack was infact bracken;-)
shiny silver grl: har har
Doylificus: I'll get Eve to do it for me
shiny silver grl: I told you, I was distracted.
Doylificus: not eve from ats, tho
shiny silver grl: *saw that coming*
Doylificus: a different eve
Doylificus: sil sees everything comming
Doylificus: 'cept this! *throws coconut at sil*
shiny silver grl: Everything predictable, yes ;-)
shiny silver grl: and lol
shiny silver grl: *gets clobbered*
MiszMuu: Do you have a 900#, Sil?
Doylificus: *picks up coconut and saves it for later use*
shiny silver grl: um....no? oh, heh, I getcha.
MiszMuu: *steals coconut and eats it* Mmm
Doylificus: aww
Doylificus: that's my clobberin' coconut
Doylificus: it's sued for hitting sil with
shiny silver grl: Didn't Miss Cleo like, have a lawsuit against her or something?
MiszMuu: She did.
shiny silver grl: *sues coconut*
MiszMuu: I believe.
shiny silver grl: did she get time, or anything? do you know?
MiszMuu: The coconut is digesting in me belleh.
MiszMuu: No idea.
Doylificus: here, when you need to call the police or ambulance or fire department SO many ppl think it's 911 but it's NOT
shiny silver grl: so what is it?
MiszMuu: I don't even know if it went to court. I'm assuming it did, but all I heard was that she was being sued.
Doylificus: wouldn't you like to know
Doylificus: *eg*
MiszMuu: If you don't tell us the internet might
shiny silver grl: and heh....that reminds me of the stupid dumbasses at my hotel who keep dialing "9" to get an outside line, then "1" to start dialing a long distance number, then fuck up and end up dialing 911.
Doylificus: your belleh, eh?
MiszMuu: belleh - belly
shiny silver grl: with a Mike Meyers inflection.
MiszMuu: exactly.
Doylificus: who's miss cleo?
MiszMuu: A pyschic
Doylificus: aha
shiny silver grl: Caribbean psychic network chick.
MiszMuu: or a "pyschic"
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: brack, are you happy now that brad and jen have broken up?;-)
shiny silver grl: what? brack, you broke up with jen? ;-)
MiszMuu: Hahaha.
Doylificus: she's always had a thing for jen
Doylificus: or something
MiszMuu: not really, no. I mean kinda. Cos, I want him and Minnie Driver together. But then I kind of liked him and Jen together.
MiszMuu: Oh, yes.
MiszMuu: She's sassy. Or something
shiny silver grl: You like Minnie Driver?
Doylificus: why him and minnie?
shiny silver grl: She's in Phantom of the Opera, you know.
MiszMuu: really? nice.
b1beautyone: I like Minnie Driver. Shes spunky
shiny silver grl: I was really quite impressed with her voice.
Doylificus: do you think they have uh...what's the word?
shiny silver grl: She wasn't at ALL who I would have thought of to play Carlotta, but she did a good job.
shiny silver grl: chemistry?
Doylificus: the thing everyone thought DB and SMG had but that marc blucas and SMG didn't have...
Doylificus: ya!
Doylificus: chemistry
shiny silver grl: heh
MiszMuu: Minnie Driver and him were in Sleepers together. And they weren't together all that much but they looked so nice together and yes, there was some chemistry
Doylificus: I liked her in grosse point blank
shiny silver grl: Yeah, me too.
shiny silver grl: She was in sleepers?
MiszMuu: Me too. I think. I don't remember what happened in that movie. heh.
MiszMuu: She was in Sleepers
b1beautyone: Brad Pitt was in Sleepers?
MiszMuu: Brad was in Sleepers.
b1beautyone: the one with Kevin Bacon?
Doylificus: grosse point blank had john cusack in it
shiny silver grl: I don't remember like, anything from that movie, except for the fade-out shot in the basement while the boys're getting raped, and Robert DeNiro (I think) later threatening the dude (Kevin Bacon?) out on the street.
MiszMuu: That one.
Doylificus: he was an assasin
Doylificus: they went to a highschool reunion
b1beautyone: geez, I dont remember him being in it at all.
MiszMuu: I remember that much about Grosse Point.
Doylificus: I think
b1beautyone: I really liked him in Snatch
shiny silver grl: never saw that one.
MiszMuu: Brad Pitt was a main character.
b1beautyone: that wasnt Brad Pitt, that was John Cusack.
shiny silver grl: lol
b1beautyone: In Gross Point Blank.
shiny silver grl: John Cusack was not in Sleepers.
b1beautyone: Martin Blank.
Doylificus: what movie was it that you didn't like kevin bacon in, brack? the movie you said turned you off him or whatever?
MiszMuu: Sleepers. But I'm okay with him now.
Doylificus: ahkays
shiny silver grl: *blinks*
b1beautyone: ooh, if you dont like Kevin Bacon, you should watch Shes Having a Baby, or Tremors.
b1beautyone: he was terrific in those.
MiszMuu: Only he's playing another child molester in some movie and so if I see it, I'll probably not like him again for awhile.
shiny silver grl: *loves Tremors!*
MiszMuu: No. I LOVE Kevin Bacon
b1beautyone: *throws Kevin Bacon at you*
shiny silver grl: hehee
shiny silver grl: I used to watch that movie w/ my mom over and over and over. We'd quote it like nobody's business.
shiny silver grl: I've got a goddamn plan!
Doylificus: B wants you to confront your "dislike" of kevin bacon, brack
Doylificus: ;-)
b1beautyone: its scary!
MiszMuu: He's just too good at the acting that I didn't like him cos of the child molesting. cos eww. and he was convincing and I KNOW he didn't really do it.
b1beautyone: that bit with the hat....eew.
MiszMuu: But yeah.
MiszMuu: and I don't think he molested anyone in Tremors.
shiny silver grl: what, in tremors, b? you mean the farmer dude under the hat?
b1beautyone: yeh.
shiny silver grl: lol....no.
b1beautyone: the farmer dude UNDER the hat.
shiny silver grl: unless you count the 'ass end' of the graboid he lifted up out of the dirt.
MiszMuu: Oooh. OOOH. I really liked Kevin in the movie with the digging. Shit. What's the one with the digging? *goes to look it up*
Doylificus: *sits on couch of bewildermenet since I've seen none of these movies that are being discussed*
shiny silver grl: digging.....
b1beautyone: and the monsters, while schlocky, were scary when they werent being shown.
shiny silver grl: shadows....
shiny silver grl: um....
Doylificus: *digs a hole*
b1beautyone: Stir of echoes
shiny silver grl: the movie where he saw dead people
MiszMuu: Thank you
shiny silver grl: yeah
shiny silver grl: that one.
b1beautyone: that movie ROCKED
shiny silver grl: that was okay
b1beautyone: and it was scary.
MiszMuu: No. It was good.
b1beautyone: *whimpers*
b1beautyone: scary.
shiny silver grl: i thought it was a sort of ripoff of the 6th sense.
shiny silver grl: and came out the same summer.
shiny silver grl: but it was all right.
b1beautyone: I thought the sixth sense was very lame in comparison.
shiny silver grl: some funny bits in it.
MiszMuu: brb
shiny silver grl: i liked when he was trying to see the ghost girl again and kept leaning back on the couch & looking over.
shiny silver grl: kk
shiny silver grl: you didn't like the 6th sense?
shiny silver grl: *loves that movie*
shiny silver grl: *loves M. Night*
Doylificus: hey, guess what? this is the first time in AGES where (due to my looking down while typing) I've had to scroll up quite a bit to catch up with what's being said
shiny silver grl: *loves the Village, just thinking about it*
Doylificus: *sniff* 'tis like old times
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: *loves the village and wants to buy it*
b1beautyone: havent seen The Village yet.
Doylificus: *loves Ivy*
shiny silver grl: *is expecting it in the mail*
shiny silver grl: ooh, you should see it, B.
shiny silver grl: 'tis good.
b1beautyone: I think M. Night is overrated, and Bruce Willis has no passion.
b1beautyone: Kevin Bacon is passionate.
shiny silver grl: though if you don't like the 6th sense, you may not think so, I guess.
shiny silver grl: did you like "Signs"?
Doylificus: *is also expecting it in the mail on the basis of if someone sent sil a copy, I should get one too*
shiny silver grl: heh
b1beautyone: and the one with aliens? that was dull dull.
shiny silver grl: *gasp*
shiny silver grl: *loves Signs*
b1beautyone: not scary. not engaging. not good actin.
shiny silver grl: and heh, doyle...it's a late christmas present.
b1beautyone: acting
shiny silver grl: oh, see i liked it.
shiny silver grl: a couple of scary bits, but mostly i liked it just because of the suspense. same thing w/ the village. And with each there's this underlying sense of ....something more. An intangible moral you come away with.
shiny silver grl: imo
b1beautyone: I felt no suspense with Signs.
Doylificus: silver, you told me how if I didn't jump when seeing the village I wouldn't jump seeing the grudge but you were SO wrong;-)
Doylificus: tho The Village does have a couple of jumpy moments (for me)
MiszMuu: I haven't seen the Village.
b1beautyone: mebbe its cause four teenagers can do a crop circle in less than fifteen mintues and everyone thinks its aliens. *derisive snort*
MiszMuu: The Grudge bored and yet amused me.
b1beautyone: what did you think of the Grudge Doyle?
b1beautyone: I havent seen it yet and I cant wait!
shiny silver grl: It may be just a matter of preference. Like...my mom for instance doens't get scared by spooky ghost or alien type stuff, but is terrified of slasher movies. I don't mind slashers or serial killers at all....
Doylificus: wb brack
shiny silver grl: but if you give me something unknown, something you can't really fight, that spooks me.
MiszMuu: ty
b1beautyone: ew. I cant watch serial killers. Unless its all british accents.
Doylificus: why?
MiszMuu: heee
shiny silver grl: *giggles to self remembering Doyle's reaction to the tongue scene*
MiszMuu: Shaun of the Dead, B?
Doylificus: I reacted? hmmm
shiny silver grl: *wanted to see that, but didn't*
b1beautyone: Im not sure. I watch the BBCA mystery monday movie every week. and love it. But I cant watch crap like CSI, which everyone else loves.
shiny silver grl: well...you sort of reacted.
Doylificus: to have reacted I would've had to *watch* it
Doylificus: ;-)
shiny silver grl: by....turning away.
shiny silver grl: lol
MiszMuu: MmmmmCSI
b1beautyone: heh. Shaun of the Dead had some hilarious bits.
b1beautyone: but not enough to carry a film. I prefered 28 days later.
b1beautyone: truly scary.
shiny silver grl: *was disappointed by that film*
Doylificus: there's an eye thing in 28 days later apaprently so I won't be seeing it
b1beautyone: its no big Doyle.
b1beautyone: its not like...a puncture or removal.
shiny silver grl: I was so intrigued by the premise. This dude wakes up in a hospital, and this huge, catastrophic thing has happened while he was in a coma. Then it all went downhill from there, becoming more and more mindless as it went along.
b1beautyone: the ending was a bit trite.
shiny silver grl: Yeah. I liked the alternate endings even less.
Doylificus: who here saw Identity and *didn't* have a problem with the final ending twist of it? so many ppl I've heard *did* have a problem with it
shiny silver grl: I liked that movie. I have that movie.
b1beautyone: I have that movie
Doylificus: sil's philosophy: want. take. have.
MiszMuu: When I first saw the ads for 28 Days Later, ... no, when I saw the title I thought it was a sequel to 28 Days and then when I saw the ad I thought, 'How the *hell* is this related to 28 Days?' Much later I realized it was it's own movie
Doylificus: you're SO Faith
Doylificus: or buffy
b1beautyone: hehhe
Doylificus: :-P
MiszMuu: and I've not seen Identity
shiny silver grl: I didn't really have a *problem* with it, but it annoyed me that after everything that happened, after JC gave up what he did to save whatshername, she ended up getting it anyway.
b1beautyone: oh Bracks, its great.
shiny silver grl: lol, Brack.
shiny silver grl: and ooh, sorry.
shiny silver grl: I just spoiled you.
shiny silver grl: gah.
b1beautyone: not so bad.
MiszMuu: I didn't read
shiny silver grl: heh
shiny silver grl: oh
shiny silver grl: well then
b1beautyone: you were really vague sil.
shiny silver grl: okay
shiny silver grl: *sniff*
Doylificus: can you vague that up for me?
shiny silver grl: nice to know you don't read my stuff, Brack.
shiny silver grl: *bawls big fat, fake tears*
MiszMuu: sht up!
MiszMuu: shut*
MiszMuu: :p
shiny silver grl: :'(
Doylificus: sil: *vaues up sniff* "uh...I make a noise with my nose to express sadness"
Doylificus: vagues* even
MiszMuu: N'aww. Poor Sil
Doylificus: damn, I make no sense when I do typos
Doylificus: I'm probably making brack twitch alot
MiszMuu: I'm watching Stir of Echoes now. Jealous? :-P
shiny silver grl: heh. you totally don't. *g*
b1beautyone: very.
b1beautyone: how is it that you get to watch it this minute?
Doylificus: *is jealous of sil getting The Village in the mail*
MiszMuu: I'm special?
shiny silver grl: mua
Doylificus: I should go intercept sil's mail
b1beautyone: you must own it right?
MiszMuu: Nah, I have it on tape. Taped from zee movie channel so it's all unedited.
b1beautyone: sweet!
MiszMuu: yeah
shiny silver grl: You wouldn't have to try very hard. My post-girl is a reject. I got a neighbor's mail today.
Doylificus: heh
b1beautyone: brb
shiny silver grl: kk
Doylificus: *flies to america and finds reject mail grl and poses as silver to get the real silver's package*
MiszMuu: Nice wig, Doyle.
shiny silver grl: when i was a j.d. I used to switch the mail in peoples' boxes.
MiszMuu: j.d?
Doylificus: you don't mean d.j?
shiny silver grl: juvenile delinquent.
Doylificus: you were a d.j, sil??
MiszMuu: hee
shiny silver grl: no
Doylificus: thanx for the compliment, brack
shiny silver grl: i don't even know why i did it. the same reason i shoplifted, and the same reason i liked to watch matches burn, i guess. i suppose it must've just been the age.
Doylificus: you juvenile delinquent, sil!!
MiszMuu: Welcome. I thought you were Sil for a moment
shiny silver grl: lol
b1beautyone: I cant believe you were that nasty!
shiny silver grl: i know, i know.
shiny silver grl: i was a bad, naughty girl.
shiny silver grl: who never got caught.
Doylificus: sil's getting down with her BAD self
MiszMuu: Until now!
b1beautyone: I never ever pulled shit like that.
shiny silver grl: heh
b1beautyone: O:-)
shiny silver grl: what's so weird is that i just like....changed one day.
shiny silver grl: like, overnight i just decided i didn't want to be that way anymore. i don't know why.
b1beautyone: I think tis called maturity
Doylificus: you decided to repent, sil?
shiny silver grl: i guess. it just happened rather abruptly.
shiny silver grl: well...i guess you could put it that way.
Doylificus: how does that work exactly? you just wake up one morning and decide, "okay, now I'm good!"?
MiszMuu: With Sil? I'm not sure it was maturity or just boredom. Cos, not that long ago she was all deliquenity. *shines a light in Sil's eye* weren't you???
shiny silver grl: Did I just say "I don't know why?"
shiny silver grl: ;-)
b1beautyone: I vote boredom
shiny silver grl: it was....sort of long ago! over a decade.
shiny silver grl: about 13 years, actually.
MiszMuu: It was last week, admit it, Sil.
shiny silver grl: heh
b1beautyone: heh
Doylificus: is brack the bad cop?
Doylificus: am I the good cop?
b1beautyone: I am the good cop.
b1beautyone: *gives everyone donuts*
MiszMuu: I'm the jackass in the corner
Doylificus: I'M the good cop!
Doylificus: no wait...I'm the bad cop
b1beautyone: Now Im the bad cop.
b1beautyone: damt, you are just faster than me.
Doylificus: fuck this is confusing
shiny silver grl: damt. *g*
shiny silver grl: not quite as amusing as damnity, but close.
Doylificus: how LONG has that sentence of my typos gotten now, sil?
b1beautyone: I never typed damnity. Did I?
MiszMuu: So, I'm on my 3rd beer of the night. I don't even *like* beer. And usually after two I start to feel ill. But now? Now, I feel okay. Yey.
shiny silver grl: too long for me to remember anything beyond thinknig fuck damnit picute happyt.
shiny silver grl: no, damnity was qc's typo.
shiny silver grl: in "Fuck ya's all"
shiny silver grl: and....blah, beer.
MiszMuu: I know.
shiny silver grl: *makes face*
shiny silver grl: didn't I read on your LJ that you were drinking beer last week, too? what's up with that?
MiszMuu: I'm a lush.
shiny silver grl: heh
MiszMuu: Or, I just felt like some.
MiszMuu: and it's cheap
b1beautyone: blame it on the evil snow.
MiszMuu: and I am Canadian. So, I have to drink it
b1beautyone: heh.
shiny silver grl: the same way you must love hockey
b1beautyone: have you seen Strange Brew Bracky?
MiszMuu: Exactly
MiszMuu: No.
shiny silver grl: and ooh, speaking of canadians.....I'm totally in love with one.
shiny silver grl: sort of.
shiny silver grl: *g*
b1beautyone: lurve that movie
Doylificus: beer bad!
MiszMuu: The one on your LJ?
shiny silver grl: huh?
Doylificus: rough day, wanna talk about it?
shiny silver grl: I have a Canadian on my LJ?
MiszMuu: That guy.
Doylificus: *flicks cigarette lighter at brack*
shiny silver grl: *thinks about that sentence and giggles*
MiszMuu: Mmmsmoking.
shiny silver grl: that ....guy. Who, JP? No, he's not Canadian.
MiszMuu: Oh. I thought he was.
shiny silver grl: No, I'm talking about the dude who plays Rodney McKay on Stargate Atlantis.
shiny silver grl: He plays a Canadian, anyway.
b1beautyone: bleh.
MiszMuu: Oh, him. Yeah, that's my ... dad.
shiny silver grl: Yeah, I don't watch the show, but I'm love him anyway.
shiny silver grl: lol
b1beautyone: I cant belive you watch Stargate and refuse to watch Battlestar.
b1beautyone: its ijit.
shiny silver grl: No, I watch SG-1.
shiny silver grl: And mostly just for Jack and Sam.
shiny silver grl: Which is doomed.
shiny silver grl: alas.
shiny silver grl: But he rocks. He's so ....arrogant, and funny, and brilliant, and sarcastic. And he hates kids. And he has no patience. And he's SO the anti-hero, but he's a good guy. I'm love him.
Doylificus: mckay is brack's father?
MiszMuu: Oh, yes.
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: McKay: Bracken....*deep breaths*....I am your father.
MiszMuu: He likes it when I call him Daddy
MiszMuu: heeee
shiny silver grl: *snort*
shiny silver grl: I'd call him Daddy.
MiszMuu: He actually told me about that.
shiny silver grl: who actually told you about what?
shiny silver grl: *missed something*
MiszMuu: McKay .. I mean my dad. Told me about how you called him Daddy. Sure you said that you'd like to call him, but we both know that you did call him that
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: You're such a nut.
shiny silver grl: My little cashew of creation.
Doylificus: salty
MiszMuu: lkgjeodrgj. erm.
Doylificus: need beer
MiszMuu: heee.
Doylificus: foamy!
shiny silver grl: lkgjeodrgj? wtf?
MiszMuu: Go get some! We can be beer buddies!
MiszMuu: BUDDIES OF BEER
MiszMuu: That. That is a spasm.
Doylificus: *hits jerky Parker on head with tree log*
shiny silver grl: hmmm....I've never spontaneously said lkgieodrgj when I spasm.....
shiny silver grl: ahem.
MiszMuu: ahahaha
shiny silver grl: other stuff, maybe.
Heather21881 has entered the room.
Doylificus: welcome heater
MiszMuu: HEATHER!
MiszMuu: OMG
shiny silver grl: heya heather.
Heather21881: BRACKEN? is that you????
Doylificus: it might be Dru
Doylificus: ;-)
shiny silver grl: hardy har.
MiszMuu: It's been so long! Oh, jeez. :wobbles with cane:
Doylificus: we were just talkin' something about sil having a thing for brack's dad who isn't really her dad but sil likes to call daddy
Doylificus: *keeps giving sil shit about that *one* mistake*
Doylificus: *eg*
shiny silver grl: i.
shiny silver grl: was.
shiny silver grl: distracted.
Doylificus: why've you got a cane, brack?
shiny silver grl: i.e. i was not paying attention.
Doylificus: okies, I'll quit giving you shit, sil:-)
Doylificus: uh...ignore that flamey paper bag on your porch
shiny silver grl: nah, you can, i don't care.
shiny silver grl: *doesn't have a porch*
Doylificus: fire bad!
MiszMuu: Because I'm very old.
MiszMuu: no. plus fire? pretty
Doylificus: hmmm, I wonder where I placed the bag then
Doylificus: no!
Doylificus: TREE pretty
Doylificus: fire BAD
Doylificus: heather, have you seen The Aviator yet?
MiszMuu: She has.
MiszMuu: She liked it.
MiszMuu: *answers for her*
Doylificus: uh...
Heather21881: hahaha
b1beautyone: really? It looks so boring in a historical document way.
Heather21881: thank you bracky
Heather21881: it was good
MiszMuu: I'm here for you
Doylificus: brack, are you heather's carrier pigeon?
Heather21881: sad though
Doylificus: ah, okies
Heather21881: because of his OCD
Heather21881: she's my pelican
Doylificus: ah
Doylificus: my mum loves pelicans
Doylificus: for some reason
MiszMuu: *flies over your house*
Heather21881: whee
Doylificus: you're not carrying a baby are you?
Doylificus: wait, that's a stalk
Heather21881: hahaha
MiszMuu: heee
Heather21881: that amuses me
Doylificus: silver, if you don't have a porch, do you have a balcony?
shiny silver grl: indeed.
b1beautyone: a balcony is on the second floor doyle.
Doylificus: I never got the stalk-carrying-babies thing
shiny silver grl: *gives a dignified nod*
Heather21881: me too
b1beautyone: a porch is on the first floor
Doylificus: what kinda sense is that?
Heather21881: stork
Doylificus: uh...*raises an eyebrow*
shiny silver grl: hee
Heather21881: and there must be a reason behind it
Doylificus: and ah, thanx for the spelling correction, B
shiny silver grl: *craps on about her symbiote*
b1beautyone: so that you have a handy lie.
Doylificus: lol, sil
Doylificus: a handy lie?
shiny silver grl: hee
Heather21881: that was me
b1beautyone: when your kids ask how it is that a women isnt pregnant then, alla the sudden 'boom' she is.
Heather21881: brb
Doylificus: what was you, heather?
MiszMuu: no
MiszMuu: she was the spelling corrector. changed your "stalk" to "stork"
Doylificus: what is everyone drinking at the moment?
MiszMuu: BEER
Doylificus: I know brack is on beer...
MiszMuu: On beer.
Doylificus: I'm on water...
MiszMuu: hahahah
b1beautyone: tea
MiszMuu: Mmmtea
Doylificus: well, not *on* water...
shiny silver grl: sugar free kool aid.
Doylificus: I'm not JC afterall
Doylificus: ;-)
MiszMuu: just regular tea?
shiny silver grl: nah, I'm JC.
Doylificus: tho I could be
shiny silver grl: ;-)
Doylificus: but not likely
b1beautyone: Mighty Leaf black tea with orange.
Doylificus: yes sil, you're JC and you don't believe in yourself
Doylificus: what makes it mighty?
shiny silver grl: Heh. I'm a different JC.
Doylificus: what kind?
b1beautyone: its mighty tasty.
shiny silver grl: the Jean Clayton kind.
b1beautyone: I always think of you as Angel.
Doylificus: aha
shiny silver grl: ya?
b1beautyone: jean clayton is just TOO ERB
shiny silver grl: most people think of me as sil.
shiny silver grl: online, anyway.
shiny silver grl: ERB?
b1beautyone: Edgar Rice Burroughs.
shiny silver grl: *blink*
b1beautyone: he wrote the Tarzan series.
shiny silver grl: aaaah
shiny silver grl: wasn't her name Jane?
b1beautyone: John Clayton, lord of Greystoke.
Doylificus: bracken, how recently did you start drinking beer?
shiny silver grl: ah
Doylificus: Greystoke? is that where Skeletor lives?
shiny silver grl: lmfao
b1beautyone: I read every one of his books when I was....fifteen or so, and still obsess.
shiny silver grl: Grayskull, dork! ;-)
Doylificus: oh
shiny silver grl: and he didn't live there.
b1beautyone: no, thats Greyskull.
shiny silver grl: the Sorceress did.
MiszMuu: started? around 4ish. so in 8 hours I've had 2 and a quarter beers.
shiny silver grl: Skeletor lived at Snake Mountain.
b1beautyone: HEH
Doylificus: he does?
shiny silver grl: Jeez, some people. Don't even know their damn He-Man references. *g*
b1beautyone: whos the dork now Sil?
Doylificus: where's he-man live then?
Doylificus: I'm the dork
Doylificus: apparently
shiny silver grl: in the Castle.
shiny silver grl: With his parents.
shiny silver grl: On Eternia.
Doylificus: just cause I made a tiny mistake
Doylificus: sil has to keep bringing it up
shiny silver grl: Since he's actually Adam.
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: why can't you let it GO, sil??
Doylificus: WHY??
b1beautyone: no, Silver is the Dork with He-man knowledge
shiny silver grl: from 30 seconds ago?!
shiny silver grl: hehee.
shiny silver grl: shhhh
MiszMuu: hee
Doylificus: I was channeling you and what you had to say in response to the shit I kept piling on you for *your* little brack/dru mistake
Doylificus: ;-)
shiny silver grl: I figured
Doylificus: you got us all figured out, don't you?
shiny silver grl: Yup.
shiny silver grl: Especially you.
shiny silver grl: mua
Heather21881: I'm drinking water
shiny silver grl: lol
Heather21881: that's a little late
shiny silver grl: Thanks for sharing.
Doylificus: wb heather
Doylificus: and ooh, so am I
Doylificus: we can be drinking buddies
Heather21881: it's freaking hot here
b1beautyone: hey Bracks, was that article for real?
Doylificus: sorrys, brack, I recently stopped drinking beer
Doylificus: tho I do have a guinness from time to time
Doylificus: it's hot here too
MiszMuu: the pentagon one?
MiszMuu: yeah
Doylificus: *is hot buddies with heater*
Heather21881: my island buddy
shiny silver grl: lmfao
shiny silver grl: hot buddies?
Heather21881: but then brack's on an island too
shiny silver grl: heh
b1beautyone: yah.
Heather21881: so you're both my island buddies
b1beautyone: cause it sounds ridiculous.
Heather21881: but hey
MiszMuu: that it does
Heather21881: dennis and I live on the same continent
MiszMuu: you do not!
Doylificus: we do?
Heather21881: oceania
MiszMuu: No, Doyle, you don't.
Heather21881: we do so!
Doylificus: you know there's been talk of a live action he-man movie?
Heather21881: hawaii is not north america
Doylificus: *wonders what sil'll make of that*
MiszMuu: Australia is it's own continent
Heather21881: nono
b1beautyone: sweety, there was a live action he man movie
shiny silver grl: Gah, no, I didn't.
MiszMuu: Yes it is.
Heather21881: all of those islands plus australia are now oceania
Heather21881: get with the program bracky
shiny silver grl: I assume he means a new one.
shiny silver grl: B.
shiny silver grl: God, they'll probably have someone like Casper Van Dien playing him.
b1beautyone: ah. I thought mebbe since he lives in Aus hes like...twenty years behind in movies.
b1beautyone: :-P
shiny silver grl: *snickers*
MiszMuu: That's ggay
MiszMuu: minus a g
b1beautyone: Casper Van Dien?
shiny silver grl: gay with a stutter?
Heather21881: yeah? well...so is...
MiszMuu: ahaha
b1beautyone: I think hes a cutie.
MiszMuu: Yes
Heather21881: all of my friends!
Heather21881: so nyah
Heather21881: I don't know either
shiny silver grl: Something about him just puts me off.
shiny silver grl: Dunno what it is.
MiszMuu: so though they're not joined they're called the same continent?
b1beautyone: I think hes like the female version of that actress, nicole kidman.
Heather21881: yeah. all of those islands.
Heather21881: because I guess that's the definition of the term "oceania"?
MiszMuu: cos it ain't the one of continent
Heather21881: but it isssss
Heather21881: kids in school learn it that way now
MiszMuu: that's fucked up
Doylificus: lol
Heather21881: not really if you think about it
MiszMuu: what's the point of learning if they're just going to change things later?
Doylificus: yes, I meant a new movie, B
Heather21881: because otherwise, what are all of those islands called?
b1beautyone: sure you say that now doyle.
Doylificus: and uh...you think casper van dien is a female version of nicole kidman?
Doylificus: how so?
MiszMuu: those islands are called islands
Heather21881: bah
b1beautyone: you know how I think theres something 'off' with Nicole Kidman? Same with Caspar.
Heather21881: then why do england and ireland get to be called part of europe, hmm?
b1beautyone: a lil too insect like, a lil too perfect.
MiszMuu: Because they are.
Heather21881: bah
MiszMuu: Just like Hawaii is part of the States.
shiny silver grl: heh
Heather21881: would it be better if I said we're in the same "continent"
MiszMuu: but is now apparently part of Australia.
shiny silver grl: lol
Heather21881: it's not part of australia
Doylificus: so have we decided whether heather and I are in the same continent or not yet?
Heather21881: it's part of oceania
Heather21881: as is australia
Doylificus: o-o-ocean-oceania?
MiszMuu: Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia. The term is sometimes extended to encompass Australia, New Zealand, and the Malay Archipelago. <--- all part of Oceania
Doylificus: *is having trouble saying that*
Doylificus: and he-man lives in eternia?
shiny silver grl: dude, where have you been?
Heather21881: yeah. hawaii is in polynesia
Doylificus: um...
shiny silver grl: He-man lives in Eternia, She-Ra lives in Etheria.
Doylificus: under a rock?
shiny silver grl: apparently! ;-)
MiszMuu: and none of that is related to the states, right? which makes it seem like Hawaii is not a part of the states.
MiszMuu: I'd actually forgotten about where he-man and she-ra lived
Heather21881: well, it is a state
Doylificus: 'tis funny how brack and heater are discussing continents and such and I and sil are discussing he-man stuff
Heather21881: but it's located in polynesia
MiszMuu: and confusing.
Doylificus: no, I dunno *why* it's funny
shiny silver grl: step right up, i'm your sourcebook for all information about useless 80's cartoons.
Doylificus: so don't ask
MiszMuu: heee
MiszMuu: I'm so confused.
Heather21881: native hawaiians and other polynesians have more in common with native new zealanders and australians than north americans
MiszMuu: I've never really understood how Hawaii got to be part of the states, anyway
Heather21881: because evil white men took over
Heather21881: overthrew the government
shiny silver grl: ain't that always the way?
shiny silver grl: damn white people.
Heather21881: put the queen under house arrest
Doylificus: a bear!
Heather21881: etc.
Doylificus: you made a bear!
b1beautyone: raped the land and ruined the local culture. always the way.
shiny silver grl: i didn't mean to!
Doylificus: undo it undo it!
b1beautyone: blabbity blah.
Heather21881: yuppers
shiny silver grl: and exactly WHY are you quoting buffy, doyle?
Heather21881: did you know that sugar and pineapple aren't even really industries here anymore?
MiszMuu: they were before?
b1beautyone: in california?
Heather21881: they were like their biggest exports
b1beautyone: sugar was an industry?
Heather21881: I live in hawaii
Doylificus: I need a reason now, sil?
b1beautyone: what?!?
b1beautyone: since when?
shiny silver grl: I...guess not.
Heather21881: august
MiszMuu: she's going to school there
b1beautyone: oh. congrats then.
Doylificus: the white ppl comment made me think of willow and giles' arguement in that S4 episode 'pangs'
shiny silver grl: hey. wow. i didn't know that either. Sweet.
Heather21881: thanks
Doylificus: and in that, there's a bear
Doylificus: hence my quotage
shiny silver grl: ah
b1beautyone: and honestly, I think taking over Hawaii was a terribly nasty political action.
Heather21881: I agree
Doylificus: you see? you see how there is all sense to be made of my apparent random quotingness?
shiny silver grl: I.....guess. I'm just glad Buffy doesn't plague me the way it seems to plague you.
Heather21881: hee
Doylificus: what plague?
Heather21881: bubonic
shiny silver grl: lol
b1beautyone: black
Doylificus: a plague is a swarm of locusts
Doylificus: or rabbits
Doylificus: etc
b1beautyone: or disease
Doylificus: buffy's not a plague
shiny silver grl: it would be to me.
Doylificus: ya, or disease
Doylificus: bubonic?
shiny silver grl: if every damn thought process led me straight back to an episode that aired what, five years ago?
b1beautyone: yeh. outbreak of bubons.
shiny silver grl: lmfao
Doylificus: are you assaulting me?
Doylificus: up in this haven of justice?
shiny silver grl: who?
Heather21881: I smell nice
MiszMuu: http://www.byu.edu/ipt/projects/middleages/LifeTimes/Plague.html <javascript:ol('http://www.byu.edu/ipt/projects/middleages/LifeTimes/Plague.html');>
Doylificus: someone get me a lawyer
shiny silver grl: *would remember if she'd assaulted someone*
MiszMuu: You do, Heather.
Doylificus: what is that a link to, brack?
MiszMuu: bubonic
shiny silver grl: plagues, looks like.
shiny silver grl: in the middle ages.
b1beautyone: I knew that stuff already.
shiny silver grl: if I uh...ahem....read it correctly.
Heather21881: on the byu site?
Doylificus: silver, it's both a blessing and a curse
Doylificus: not so much with the curse, really
Heather21881: what should I download?
Heather21881: and no bracky, no porn
shiny silver grl: if you say so.
MiszMuu: heee
Doylificus: ya, we know you're crazy with the porn
Doylificus: like sil's crazy with the crack
MiszMuu: the killers - somebody told me.
Doylificus: and hey! silver, you can't talk! you remember 802 cartoon shit
Doylificus: that I've forgotten about
Heather21881: I've had that song for ages
Doylificus: :-P
MiszMuu: Oh.
Doylificus: 80s*
shiny silver grl: heh @ 802
shiny silver grl: somebody told me, you had a boyfriend, who looks like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year.....
shiny silver grl: *sings*
MiszMuu: *sways*
Doylificus: plus, you remember song lyrics
Doylificus: I don't remember song lyrics
MiszMuu: Yeah, sil!
MiszMuu: stop remembering!
Heather21881: hehe
shiny silver grl: Soooooo sorry!
shiny silver grl: :-P
Heather21881: it is a catchy tune, you must admit
shiny silver grl: I like it. I have it.
Doylificus: so the space in your brain which is taken up with 80s cartoon trivia and song lyrics is the same space that in *my* brain is taken up with btvs/ats quotes
b1beautyone: whos it by?
Heather21881: the killers
Heather21881: bracky
Heather21881: do you have maps?
shiny silver grl: it's not confidential
shiny silver grl: that I've got potential
Doylificus: hey there, Killer
b1beautyone: really? I wouldve guessed Simple Plan
shiny silver grl: god
shiny silver grl: good god.
Doylificus: what?
shiny silver grl: *bangs head on desk*
shiny silver grl: every
shiny silver grl: fucking
Doylificus: what??
shiny silver grl: thing!
shiny silver grl: jesus
shiny silver grl: lol
Heather21881: uhh
Heather21881: you okay there?
Doylificus: did I do something to displease you?
shiny silver grl: Doyle's killing me.
shiny silver grl: with his quoting.
shiny silver grl: it's okay
shiny silver grl: I'm used to it.
Doylificus: I'm sorrys
shiny silver grl: *but bangs head on desk anyway*
Heather21881: allen used to do that a lot.
Heather21881: drove me CRAZY.
Doylificus: *sniffle* I hate being what I am
shiny silver grl: yeah?
shiny silver grl: lol
Doylificus: *huddles in a corner*
shiny silver grl: relax, doyle.
shiny silver grl: I just don't understand how it doesn't drive you crazy.
MiszMuu: I think I have the maps. is that related to the yeah yeah yeahs? or whatever?
Heather21881: I felt like shouting "could you please not compare my life to a buffy episode? just once??"
Doylificus: dooooooooooooyle, why do you cry, doooooooyle?
Heather21881: yeah
Doylificus: silver hurts us
shiny silver grl: heh
Doylificus: I told you she would
shiny silver grl: so in defense, he turns to LotR quoting.
Doylificus: I told you she was evil
shiny silver grl: *shakes head*
Doylificus: lol
Heather21881: hahaha
Doylificus: heather smells nice!
Doylificus: (apparently)
Heather21881: and I thought *I* was belated with my comments
Heather21881: hehe
shiny silver grl: lol
shiny silver grl: brb...need more kool aid.
Heather21881: dennis?
Heather21881: you okay there?
Heather21881: or are you gollum presently?
Doylificus: I'm belated because I keep copying and pasting stuff from this AIM to save somewhere
b1beautyone: gollum be okay presently...
Heather21881: hey
Heather21881: did you get an email address?
Doylificus: apparently I was killing silver without even knowing it
Doylificus: I'm an ignorant killer
Doylificus: me?
Heather21881: yes
Doylificus: an e-mail address?
Doylificus: yes
Heather21881: wow
Heather21881: when did you get that?
Doylificus: I told you that decades ago
Doylificus: okies, maybe not decades
Heather21881: nah uh
Doylificus: ya huh
Heather21881: I think I would have remembered something that earth shattering
Doylificus: no, I told you the first time we talked on AIM
Heather21881: hmm
Heather21881: what is it?
Doylificus: brack, B, you know it
Doylificus: what's the rest?
Heather21881: hehe
shiny silver grl: the yahoo one?
Doylificus: ya
shiny silver grl: @ yahoo.com
shiny silver grl: ;-)
Doylificus: wb evil silver beast
Heather21881: haha
shiny silver grl: thank y e
Heather21881: sulv's an evil beast?
b1beautyone: I have it in my addy book, I dont know it by hear.
Heather21881: I thought I was the one who ate planes
shiny silver grl: oh yes
Doylificus: and cars
Doylificus: and cheese
shiny silver grl: and i like that your LJ name is Heatherosa. I felt sorta honoured when I saw that.
Heather21881: ah yes, cars too
Doylificus: sil's the one who cuts live donkeys open
Doylificus: and spills their guts
Heather21881: hehe, yeah, it is
shiny silver grl: i had to get my keys!
shiny silver grl: what's up with LJ, anyway? It's down, still.
b1beautyone: ew!
Doylificus: you coulda used dawn instead!
Heather21881: aww...dennis and his ass
Doylificus: whiny little thing she is
MiszMuu: why would you be honoured? I gave her that name.
shiny silver grl: But it was our IM!
Doylificus: *is all nostalgic about my ass*
MiszMuu: lj is back.
shiny silver grl: but...but....
shiny silver grl: *tries again*
MiszMuu: at least for some of us it is
b1beautyone: Ive never understood Heather, wahts with that website of yours? Its just a picture. Is there like....a secret entrance on it or something?
shiny silver grl: I get a 'technical difficulties' screen.
shiny silver grl: maybe it's only working for the paying members.
MiszMuu: damn, I guess your cluster isn't fixed.
Heather21881: oh, cheeseisgouda.org?
MiszMuu: no.
b1beautyone: I think too many ppl are trying to access.
b1beautyone: It works off and on for me. LJ
b1beautyone: yeh, that one.
shiny silver grl: I guess I shouldn't be so damn impatient...I haven't updated for two weeks b/c of school. I guess I don't really *need* to do it tonight.
shiny silver grl: Heh. So....this really is a Clusterfuck, eh? ;-)
MiszMuu: yeah
Heather21881: I've yet to transfer my personal site from www.geocities.com/heatherosa81 over there
Doylificus: that CK site heater made for me still exists
Heather21881: I mainly use the domain for pictures and my mood theme and stuff
Doylificus: sure, it's not been updated
Doylificus: but it exists
Doylificus: ;-)
Heather21881: yeah, I should move that over someday too
Heather21881: because geocities sucks ass
Heather21881: and randomly deletes webpages
Doylificus: it sucks dead donkey ass?
Doylificus: poor Pepito
Heather21881: hee
Doylificus: it's not enough that sil killed him...
Doylificus: now geocities is raping him
MiszMuu: ow
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