silver
note about banner changes
01:30:24 04/07/01 Sat
as everyone can tell, starlite has made us our very own fluffy/buffy sanctuary banner! In case you were really attatched to the friendship one, it can still be found on the "About us" page on the inner sanctum. :) Thank you, drive through.
Bracken
Well, thank God
01:34:46 04/07/01 Sat
I went through a lot of hard work emailing it to you. :P
God
You're Welcome.
01:37:26 04/07/01 Sat
I know, my child.
Bracken
Ha! God.. you're.. a swell thing
01:40:03 04/07/01 Sat
Sure nice of you to grace us with your divine presence
God
Yeah, I was bored.
01:41:40 04/07/01 Sat
not much to do in heaven, you know. Sit around, listening to people crap on all day, break up fights between the angels over who has the bigger....wings.
Bracken
Don't you play the harp?(nt)
01:44:27 04/07/01 Sat
God
I don't know how that idea got started...
01:45:59 04/07/01 Sat
I was just messing around one day, being bored as usual, and I picked one up. And then this paparazzi came along and snapped my picture with it. Pretty soon it was in all the papers, and all the sudden I'm a freaking harp player. Sheesh.
Bracken
That's a bunch of ass!
01:48:31 04/07/01 Sat
Can't you, I don't know, do something about it? Being all powerful and all...
God
Well,
01:51:03 04/07/01 Sat
see the thing is, being an all-powerful being and all, I've got a checks and balances systerm going on up here. I can't do anything without the little Angel senate sticking their fucking wings in it. I tried a couple decades ago to get the picture and the story banned, but they came back with this "free speech" thing. So basically my hands are tied.
Bracken
Umbrella (one of Sil's favourite names)
01:55:03 04/07/01 Sat
Maybe you might want to think about trying a bit harder.
God
Even God has to answer to politics, Guido.
01:58:05 04/07/01 Sat
I may have made a virgin pregnant, and give hope to millions, but I can still be smothered in red tape.
Brack
Mmmmm. Riiiiiight. Okay. (nt)
02:00:01 04/07/01 Sat
Lucifer
Jeez, you know, it was the same with me and that EFFIN pitchfork. You jab ONE sinner, ONCE, and suddenly it's part of your getup for all *eternity*
01:53:30 04/07/01 Sat
God
I hear ya man, Freaking stereotypes!
01:55:25 04/07/01 Sat
Like I sit up there on a throne of clouds and shit, too. Whatever.
Lucifer
Dude, so are we playing poker this weekend or what?
02:02:57 04/07/01 Sat
God
totally. you bring the death and destruction, I'll bring the beer. (NT)
02:04:39 04/07/01 Sat
God
Lucifer! Hey my man, what's up?!
01:48:01 04/07/01 Sat
How's things in the Underworld, dude?
Lucifer
Fuckin' freezin, man. That shit about fire and brimstone? Lies. Hell DOES freeze over. (NT)
01:55:06 04/07/01 Sat
God
That sucks, dude. See, I hate to say I told you so, but if you hadn't tried to take over heaven, none of this ever would have happened. (nt)
01:56:37 04/07/01 Sat
Lucifer
DUDE! do you ALWAYS have to bring that shit up? yeah...I was the "light bringer"....blah, blah, blah. Heaven SUCKED. You get better tail in hell.
02:05:50 04/07/01 Sat
God
Sorry Man, I know it's a sensitive subject.
02:07:02 04/07/01 Sat
so uh... *looks around* .... the action's better down there, eh?
Joan de Arc
Hey God!*punches God in the arm* All you have to do is ask already! (NT)
02:08:34 04/07/01 Sat
God
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about...I was never talking to you!!!
02:11:31 04/07/01 Sat
: it's another misconception....I'm just sitting up there, minding my own business, and everyone's going "what kind of divine message are you imparting to Joan d'Arc? What is your purpose?" And I'm like, "Dude, I never heard of the chick. My only purpose in life is E Flat, Diminished 9th." But does anyone listen to me? Hell no.
Joan de Arc
If it wasnt you it was the Liar? You prick, you never take care of your own!*cozys up to Lucifer* (NT)
02:16:48 04/07/01 Sat
Doylificus
well, Glorificus isn't here right now to smite all you lesser gods down (no offense god, i am a christian:). so i guess it's just up to me and beneficient to call out her name in defience. GLORIFICUS!!!
02:09:10 04/07/01 Sat
and ok, beneficient is just a god-like version name i decided to use when referring to SB (man-nurse) but that'll all be over once this god war is over
God
Ha! Your Glorificus cannot save you now! (nt)
02:10:29 04/07/01 Sat
Doylificus
don't make me change to jedi-ism, god. Glorificus will save me. she always does. but meanwhile, i'll take ya on if that's what ya lookin' for! a fight!
02:16:34 04/07/01 Sat
though i'm not actually skilled in the art of fighting...i'm sure beneficient will be my champion!:)
God
all right, all right. Pick your champion! I have nothing to fear from a man-nurse!
02:18:37 04/07/01 Sat
*throws down*
Doylificus
you heard the man, SB, throw down! you're fighting for Doylificus now! and if you lose...um...i guess i'll have to fight god....don't lose! please!! (NT)
02:21:33 04/07/01 Sat
Beneficient
*Graps some weapons or something* (NT)
02:26:54 04/07/01 Sat
God
*laughs heartily*
02:30:21 04/07/01 Sat
Beneficient
*Does some Hell-God Mojo summoning wind and rain* (NT)
02:38:16 04/07/01 Sat
Doylificus
quick! now, Beneficient, while God's too busy laughing! your over confidence is your weakness, god...(um...nt)
02:39:06 04/07/01 Sat
Mother Theresa's Ghost
Can't we all just get along? (NT)
02:40:20 04/07/01 Sat
God
Thou shalt have no other Gods before me! I pity the fool who breaks that commandment!
02:43:28 04/07/01 Sat
hm...now how did I know that this was gonna turn into a holy war? ;)
*destroys the world, extinguishing Benificient's puny wind and rain summoning*
HA! top THAT!!
Beneficient
So like God, shouldn't you be quoting Charlton Heston, not Mr. T?
02:45:44 04/07/01 Sat
God
Whatchoo talking 'bout, Fool? Mr. T is God!
02:51:35 04/07/01 Sat
Charlton Heston was the White Man's Pick...he got it all wrong, too, man. No gold chains or mohawk or anything. Sheesh.
Doylificus
Re: Mr. T is god?....Mr. Trick is god???
03:10:59 04/07/01 Sat
God
bah to Mr. Trick! Bah!
03:16:00 04/07/01 Sat
he was a sucky bad guy...Bah!
Dude...are you seriously telling me you don't know who Mr. T is? ack! the horror!! How do you survive? Didn't you ever watch the A-Team? Or Rocky III? Or whichever one it was? Or Hulk Hogan's heroes?
Doylificus
Re: no, Godmeister, i didn't. and i survive just fine. and why hasn't Beneficient taken you out yet? or Glory? why hasn't she taken you out? argh!
03:25:33 04/07/01 Sat
this can reach only one conclusion...
God
because I cannot be defeated! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
03:28:51 04/07/01 Sat
Doylificus
You're so up yourself.
03:33:45 04/07/01 Sat
God
Of course I am. I am all. I am everything. I am God
03:35:26 04/07/01 Sat