7.12.01
Noggins
Good morning everyone! (Woo hoo! I've got my first good morning post)
05:27:36 07/12/01 Thu
Yay!
*dances a bit*
Probably the last time, mind you but... yay!
*dances a bit more*
And a good morning to everyone out there in this big wide world of ours.
Even if it's a bit dull here in Wales!
silver
*blink* .. ... g'morning :)
06:19:58 07/12/01 Thu
queencretin
It's morning? When did this happen?
06:23:56 07/12/01 Thu
*grumbles*
silver
heh. well,
06:26:40 07/12/01 Thu
it's morning in the uh...more civilized countries :p
j/k ;)
let's see if that gets me deleted, shall we? hee.
queencretin
Oh, yeah, sure.
06:28:26 07/12/01 Thu
You're never invited to my gum tree again, missy! *sics pet kangaroos and koala-slaves onto sil, and laughs as she watches her run into the desert*
silver
koala slaves? lmao
06:31:54 07/12/01 Thu
as long as you don't bring out the croc's. 'cause yeah...they're right there. on your lawn. where you wrestle them each day for money from tourists
queencretin
Don't diss my koala-slaves! They're a vital part of my cultural heritage.
06:35:08 07/12/01 Thu
And yeah, I *was* about to sic my pet crocs on ya. Oh, well. I'll do it anyhow. It's still fun, after all. *does so*
See if your Croc Hunter will come to the rescue now! Muaaaa....
silver
heh. and ho-ho's are a vital part of my cognitive process ;)
06:37:08 07/12/01 Thu
*runs screaming*
talk about dissing! don't diss Steve-o! demmit. *sigh* he's so cute. :p
queencretin
I'm sure they are.
06:41:40 07/12/01 Thu
*talks to self... again* Ho-ho's, stupid bloody name for a food, only an American could come up with such a name... what the heck *are* Ho-Ho's exactly, anyhow?
Um, good morning to everybody.
*listens to the screams from sil's general direction, and smiles serenely*
See, now *this* is a valid cultural... thingy... whatever.
Oh yeah, he's a hunk o' burning something-or-other....
silver
hm...
06:46:17 07/12/01 Thu
i can't believe you, of the milo and the turkish delight and the chocolate bar fame, don't know what a ho ho is.
feh...you prolly do, you just don't call 'em that there. They're also called Ding Dong's, and King Kong's, over here. Imagine a layer of chocolate bread-type stuff, full of preservatives and fat and whatnot....then spread some...ahem...cream in a level layer on top of it. Then roll the chocolate up like you would a carpet. (bad place...bad place i just went to..) Then cover it in some more chocolate. Oila, you've got a ho-ho.
:p
queencretin
Oh no, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to eat.
06:52:11 07/12/01 Thu
If you lived in a crazy land full of weird and bizarre occurrences, maybe.
But yes, we have something similar. Chocolate sponge cake, layer of creeeeeam, rolled up. (Or plain sponge cake with jam. Or jelly. Whatever you call it.) Except we don't call it anything as ridiculous as a Ho-Ho. I'm not sure what we call it, actually, but it's not that. Usually something along the lines of... oh crap, it's been so long since I've had one, I can't remember. Something like "chocolate cream cake roll", only not that lame.
Oh, and nice formatting, sil! Moo.
*thwacks sil over the hed with a didgeridoo* How the hell did this get started, anyhow?
Nothing to say. Move along. And wow, you've been incredibly silent on AIM. And literally, right as I type that, you start saying something. Damn you! Damn you to HELLLLLL!!!!
silver
'tis
06:55:04 07/12/01 Thu
it is because I can peer into your mind. Witness my peering. *peers* ... *runs away*
moo? and...wtf is a didgeridoo?
*clutches head*
oh how you confound and confuse me sometimes. lol.
queencretin
WTF is a didgeridoo? Are you out of your mind, girlie?
07:01:23 07/12/01 Thu
Don't make me answer that. :p
Wow, I'm running out of inspiration already. That's never happened before. Please, for the love of Jebus, help me! That is all. Ooh, look at the AIM flash blue. Well, I'm not answering it yet! Muahaha and all that.
Um... we have sane names for our junk food. Like "Wagon Wheels", "humbugs" and "White Knights". Because I've always wanted to know what a Crusader tastes like. And I don't care if you have those things in the States, either. I don't care about anything anymore. And yes, I enjoy leaving big white spaces in my posts. What? What's wrong with that?
One day, I will come here and discuss something Buffy-related. For now, I'll have to settle for American- (and in particular, sil-) semi-bashing. *sets snakes and spiders upon sil, because, y'know, Australia is just overrun with them, and we're all so hardy and brave and stuff*
silver
*sings* .. ...didgeridoo, o didgeridoo...what in the world, are you?
07:06:06 07/12/01 Thu
for that matter, how in the holy crap do you even pronounce it? my lips go numb just trying.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK. demmit...i want us over THERE! *points to the right* and lmao@"what a crusader tastes like". ewwwwwww. hm...maybe i should get out of the white font now?
and pfft. your snakes and spiders have no effect upon me.
queencretin
I deign to not even reply to that. Again.
07:08:39 07/12/01 Thu
:p
Hey, thread! Get in mah belleh! Or, over there. *points to the right* Come on,come on, you can do it... I'll give you a biscuit....
Crusaders are nummy.
silver
moooooooooot.
07:11:22 07/12/01 Thu
heh.
'cause you like the cream, i know ;)
queencretin
Oh yeah.
07:14:49 07/12/01 Thu
Don't we all?
I mean, moot. Yes. You are moot. We are all moot. I am moot as you are moot as you are me and we are all together. I'm also the walrus, but that's a whole different matter.
Good morning to all the fine peoples out there, and thanks to AnGeLX for not having deleted this nonsense yet.
If this were a more appropriate forum, I'd bring up the topic of our favourite Greasy Man, since you brought up the cream. Take that last part of the sentence any way you like. Oh god. I'm gonna get banned form the board, aren't I?
silver
goo goo gajoob, or something.
07:17:37 07/12/01 Thu
you felt the need to wish everyone good morning twice? hmmm?
you mean greasy intern ben? yeah...I could go for some creepy three way sex about now. (creepy, not creamy, notice i said ;) hell, i could pretty much go for any about now. *sigh* dude. we are *so* getting banned
queencretin
Goo goo g'joob. No a. The a is silent, damnit!
07:20:43 07/12/01 Thu
When will you people LEARN?!?!
Yes, I felt the need for more good mornings. Because, this is, y'know, a good morning thread. Supposedly.
You're up for some creepy three-way sex with Ben? OMG. You're never living that one down. I'm not forgetting that you said that. Ever. Even though I shall soon be banned. Not that that has anything to do with it, really. Sigh.
silver
wah wah, why don't ya go cry about it? :p
07:23:57 07/12/01 Thu
at least i didn't say "coo coo cachoo", eh?
la la la...are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? *peers over to the right side of the board* and....heh...no, i didn't mean WITH GIB, I just was referencing him, since that's the person of whom you were speaking. I do NOT want creepy, three way, or *any* kind of sex with Ben. Bleh. I may be getting desperate, but not THAT desperate!
;)
queencretin
Sure. Suuuuuure.
07:27:39 07/12/01 Thu
And that makes absolutely no sense when considered with the message.
And yes, if you'd said "coo coo cachoo", I would have had to throw you into the sea. Because it's like, infested with sharks, don'tchaknow. You go for a swim, and you're literally boxed in, and if you move one centimetre, snap! your arm's gone. (Not that it would make a huge difference with you, but hey.)
If I can become a goat raper by default for a far less definite statement than that, you are now the proud owner of creamy/creepy three-way sex with Ben lust.
silver
heh. you're not making any sense, qc, i wonder why that is?
07:31:02 07/12/01 Thu
;)
and no kidding...i thought you had eaten all of my body parts, any how?
besides which, I think I'm tired of dying by being flung into the sea. I mean, it's cool and all...but I really need a new schtick.
and what? how the hell is "rapes a goat" a vague statement? lol. you got that label fair and square, dude.
queencretin
*throws the remains of sil's carcass into an active volcano which leads straight to hell*
07:35:02 07/12/01 Thu
I.e., it's the back door to my house. (Please, no connotations. People. Don't be so rude.) *watches sil as she disintegrates as her parts kinda waft on down*
Does sarcasm mean nothing to you people? However, you were not being sarcastic. I know that you're desperate, and I finally have the proof of just how desperate you are.
silver
well that's new....interesting.
07:40:59 07/12/01 Thu
this is twice you've killed me this morning. sheesh.
noooooo...nooooo...you can't make me have sex with greasy intern ben....nooooooo
queencretin
It certainly was.
07:46:39 07/12/01 Thu
Oh, you're talking about the volcano bit? Not the other thing? Suuuure. I believe you.
I can make you do anything. Your powers of whatever the hell they are are powerless against me. Or something. All I have to do is just type "Xnader" at you, and you become weak and malleable, like overwarm Play-Doh. Not that you can resist the allure of Greay Intern Ben's charms, anyhow.
silver
heh
07:53:19 07/12/01 Thu
that woulda had a lot more sway with me, really it would have...if you hadn't spelled Greasy "Greay". lol. And I see your Xnader, and raise you a Snuder.
hee....we are so gonna get deleted for hijacking this post. lol.
queencretin
Heh indeed.
07:55:01 07/12/01 Thu
You raise me a Snuder? How'd you get him to do that?
I mean, yes. We're going to get deleted.
silver
*ghost rises from the molten lava, and haunts qc*
08:00:44 07/12/01 Thu
lol...dude, you're replying to stuff no one's seen me say to you. they gon' theenk you loco, my friend.
not like anyone's reading this, but hey. whatever.
queencretin
Oh, bugger off. You don't scare me. *sics Ben onto silghost*
08:05:16 07/12/01 Thu
Ben can get to even ghosts. Fear him. Moreso.
People? Think I'm crazy? Naaaaaaah. You're livin' in a dream world, man.
People are reading this. Soylent Green is people, right?
kitty
Good Morning to the extremely long post.....TGIT (NT)
07:42:28 07/12/01 Thu
Rain
Morning..Whoa...what a long post for so early inthe morning.
08:21:55 07/12/01 Thu
Man, I am so tired. Didn't get any sleep last night, and now I'm all blah.
Digitalis
Good Morning! On Sleep Deprivation....
08:25:01 07/12/01 Thu
My advice? Coffee. At regularly spaced intervals. Hi energy protein bars and possibly vitamin water. At least that's what I do.
If you have a meeting, you're screwed :). I'm never able to look awake and mean it during meetings if I'm sleep deprived.
Noggins
*chants* Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! (NT)
silver
steak! steak! steak!
sorry...didn't mean to intrude. it's a word association thing, i couldn't resist. ;)
please, continue with your regularly scheduled thread
sunday
sheep!sheep!sheep!
what?
Noggins
wales!wales!wales!(NT)
silver
lol...
sorry...i was quoting from an interview with CK (glory), in which she was saying how she wanted to be a ballerina when she was a little girl, but then realized she liked food too much for that to ever happen. she said that when she was in her classes, the instructor would be like "salad! salad! salad!", and she'd be like "steak! steak! steak!"
hee. Go, girl! so now anytime someone say something three times like that, i have to respond with that line. God help me. ;)
Noggins
nothing wrong with uttering "steak" multiple times...
LOL! I've never read that interview before! Heh heh!