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6.12.01

<.Liz> Buffy Sweet As Honey was supposed to be my board daughter, but I bailed so soon after then that I expect she found a new mommy
<.silver>> prolly
<.silver>> ah well
<.Alex> well, buffy sweet as honey.... she hit on everybody
<.silver>> soon we'll have our own family started...lol...once sophie and i wed ;)
<.Doyle> this buffy never even got adopted i don't think. ah, she was sposed to marry mc at one stage i think
<.Doyle> i know that much
<.Liz> I didn't know her very well, but when she asked me to be her mom, what was I gonna say?!
<.Beautyone> yep, sophe comes with children
<.silver>> hey doyle...you know...i totally forgot about the fact that you're my brother...you know that mc is our brother, right? ;)
<.Alex> sophe comes with a father too, lol
<.silver>> heh
<..silver>Liz> Eesh - marrying mc - what a hard fate
<.silver>> yes
<..Swedish Bob> hmmm
<.silver>> you will be my father-in-law
<.silver>> ack!
<.silver>> lol
<..Alex> nichtmare?
<..Alex> hehe
<.silver>> but sophie and i will be having our own children, too
<.silver>> i'm planning on writing a fic about it ;)
<..Alex> sure
<..Alex> oh god
<..Doyle> mc is our nothing
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> he's our brother!
<.silver>> you can't deny our own blood!
<..Doyle> he's nothing!
<.silver>> *g*
<..Liz> Lindsers was my momma - I never did get a clear story as to who was my dad over there
<..Doyle> *drains own blood*
<.silver>> lol
<.Doyle> i don't want to have anything to do with him
<.silver>> yeah, liz..that's right. we're sisters :)
<.Alex> I don't have any grandparents :)
<.Swedish Bob> *mops up doyle's blood*
<.silver>> Anthony's my father
<.silver>> lol@sb
<.Liz> That's true, sil! I remember now! I'm so happy to have found you again!!!
<.Alex> and I don't acknowledge any grandchildren, lol
<.silver>> yay! *runs and envelops liz in a bear hug*
<.Liz> Shit - Ant's everybody's daddy
<.silver>> at last, we found each other again!
<.silver>> even though we were both here the whole time!
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> *catches sil up in a sisterly lovefest*
<.Doyle> all i know is linds was my mum who adopted me, ant sorta became my father
<.Doyle> and that means sil and liz must be my sisters
<.Alex> I almost convinced kay, my mother, once, that I was my own father
<.silver>> yes
<.silver>> heh
<.Liz> That'sd right - Doyle's our brother!
<.silver>> yay!
<.Liz> Holy crap!
<.silver>> brothers and sisters unite!
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> except not mc
<.Liz> It's a big family reunion!!!
<.silver>> or leoff, who is also a brother
<.Liz> No, no mc
<.Beautyone> doyles your brother?
<.silver>> yes
<.Liz> How is Leoff related?
<.silver>> and liz's
<.silver>> leoff was also adopted by lindsers
<.Beautyone> so makes him my uncle????
<.Alex> should we start totally anew?
<.silver>> lol
<.Swedish Bob> I feel like I missed out never becoming a reg there and getting adopted
<.silver>> how's he your uncle, b1?
<.Alex> awww, poor sb
<.Swedish Bob> *riff*
<.Beautyone> aww...wanna be my kid sb?
<.silver>> yeah...poor sb
<.Liz> Lindsers, lawd love her, was an adopting whore!
<.silver>> yeah, get adopted by beautyone!
<.silver>> even though you guys are supposedly getting married, or something
<.silver>> ;)
<.Beautyone> because after you marry sophe he will be my uncle
<.Doyle> and about this buffy sweet as honey person, i'm pretty sure it wasn't the same person i'm talking bout. cause anya knew this buffy personally, she was like a female mc (imagine the horror!) the fact she wanted to marry him was bad enough and she kept trying to i-dunno-what with me when she knew i was married to anya. now, that doesn't sound like the one you speak of does it?
<.Beautyone> doyle I mean
<.Swedish Bob> hmmm yeah what's up with that
<.Liz> Hey, not a bad gig - Beauty's lil' bro!
<.silver>> is sophie doyle's sister?
<.silver>> or something?
<.silver>> oh wait
<.silver>> i'm so confused
<.Alex> actually, buffy sweet as honey would hit on anything that was alive
<.Liz> I think Buffy and "Buffy Sweet as Honey" were different girls
<.Alex> including horses
<.silver>> and i don't know, doyle
<.silver>> i only know what i saw
<.silver>> which wasn't too much
<.silver>> i am doyle's sister. sophie is doyle's what? how will he be your uncle?
<.Alex> sure sil, act like you weren't peaking the whole time
<.silver>> heh
<.Liz> Do we need to start our own tree here?
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> maybe
<.Doyle> i hope they were. i mean, the fact you got on with this person tends to suggest we're talking bout two different ppl. the buffy i'm talking bout made herself as unlikeable as possible
<.silver>> just maybe
<.Alex> yeah
<.silver>> unless like alex said, we should just start anew
<.Alex> this time I can stay single
<.Beautyone> sophe will be your wife...ergo doyle will be my uncle by marriage
<.silver>> lol@alex
<.silver>> ooooh yeah. okay, i get it now
<.Alex> no seriously
<.Alex> last time, big mistake
<.Swedish Bob> I think there were two buffies; weren't they both in chat once
<.silver>> *g*
<.Liz> Yeah, Doyle - bsah was fun - and I don't think she was the same chick
<.Doyle> okay, do we get to vote? on starting newish?
<.Doyle> always missed voting
<.silver>> sure, vote away
<.Swedish Bob> I mean both were talking once
<.silver>> yeah but anyone can do that
<.Doyle> not even legal age to vote in rl yet so this'll have to do
<.Liz> I agree, SB
<.Swedish Bob> ack what are we voting on
<.silver>> qc does it all the time with glory
<.Swedish Bob> oh
<.Alex> I withold myself from voting, coz that makes me sound important
<.silver>> *snort*
<.Alex> haha
<.silver>> everyone is of equal importance
<.Alex> nonono
<.Alex> hahaha
<.silver>> and since we've actually got more than three people in here at once
<.silver>> let's vote
<.Alex> ok
<.silver>> who would like to continue our family as carried over from the BC&S?
<.Liz> But then if everybody's equal, you get a vote too!
<.silver>> and who would like to start a new one?
<.Doyle> *steps away from voting booth* if voting's just for important ppl, that explains why it's kicking me out
<.silver>> yeah, i'll make up my mind eventually
<.Doyle> :)
<.Beautyone> I have to stay sophes daughter
<.silver>> heh
<.Alex> start over, it will be like having a second family, lol
<.silver>> half demons too, doyle ;)
<.Swedish Bob> I'll abstain since I was not ever in the family tree at C&S
<.silver>> you can't abstain!
<.silver>> *stamps foot*
<.silver>> vote!
<.Swedish Bob> fine
<.Liz> I think if we like our families, they should remain, but we shouldnt have to honor the whole damn tree
<.Alex> bm in action
<.Swedish Bob> I vote for B. New family tree
<.Beautyone> I HAVE TO STAY SOPHES DAUGHTER
<.silver>> shoosh, you!
<.silver>> lol
<.Swedish Bob> well you can keep that
<.silver>> that was alex, i meant that for, btw
<.silver>> ;)
<.Beautyone> okay, new tree then
<.Alex> b1, sophe wouldn't have it any other way
<.Doyle> well, i'm all for starting anew but that doesn't mean anything really changes with me. i'll still be married to anya which is yayness-worthy!
<.Doyle> anya!
<.Beautyone> but...sophe is definietly my mum
<.Liz> So Sil & I are sisters, and Doyle's our brother, but other ties don't necesarily apply
<.silver>> so .....what kind of vote is that? <.silver>> *giggles*
<.Swedish Bob> ok so it sounds like a new tree with some branches carried over is the option then?
<.Beautyone> insane kind
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> Yay, go, insane tree!
<.silver>> that figures
<.Alex> fine, this time, I will be married to an unnamed rich babe?
<.silver>> *throws up hands and laughs*
<.Beautyone> sure, be married rich
<.Beautyone> Swed, wanna be my son?
<.Swedish Bob> sure
<.Liz> Unless you don't want to be my sis, sil!
<.Beautyone> yay!
<.Swedish Bob> woohoo
<.Doyle> i've probably missed half the discussion...oh well
<.silver>> all righty...so pretty much our ties to each other will remain....but the first part of OUR board family will start when sophie and i get hitched
<.Doyle> *scrolls up*
<.Alex> I'll see where I fit in later
<.silver>> that work for everyone?
<.Doyle> damn! lost it!
<.Doyle> shit
<.Alex> just make sure I'm at the top
<.silver>> and yeah, i totally wanna be your sister, liz ;)
<.Liz> Sounds great, sil!
<.Alex> where did we all come from?
<.Liz> Yay!
<.Alex> originate?
<.Alex> primerial soup?
<.silver>> thing is, alex...we don't have to worry about getting out of hand, b/c there won't be many newbies or whatever for us all to procreate with
<.Doyle> and NO mc in our family, right sil??
<.silver>> *g*
<.Alex> the void?
<.silver>> no mc
<.silver>> we hatched
<.silver>> from an egg
<.Doyle> THANK GOD!!!
<.Alex> i know
<.Alex> sil
<.Alex> i know
<.Beautyone> brb
<.silver>> kk
<.Alex> from an egg
<.Alex> i like that
<.silver>> hee
<.Alex> it's just wacky enough to work
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> and it beats godpoo any day
<.silver>> uh...
<.silver>> *afraid to ask*
<.silver>> godpoo?
<.Liz> No - no mc in the family!
<.Alex> poo of god
<.Doyle> tho even if you and liz hatched from an egg, sil, whatever freaky chicken was my mother, my father woulda had to of been like some demon chicken or something!
<.Doyle> :D
<.silver>> heh
<.silver>> i mean like...a collective egg
<.Alex> what was first... we or the egg?
<.Liz> Well, D - we might have been from the same batch
<.silver>> we had past lives, or something
<.silver>> at the BC&S
<.silver>> and were reborn
<.Alex> I don't want to be 'helped'
<.Doyle> then how do you explain me half demony and you and sil not?
<.silver>> through hatching
<.silver>> like that
<.silver>> look up!
<.silver>> ;)
<.Alex> notice when they talk about male animals, and the say 'helped' it doesn't mean helped at all
<.silver>> bfrb
<.Doyle> past lives? okay, family is just confusing
<.Alex> can't we all be normal teletubies?
<.Liz> Hey, Doyle - who says sil & I aren't part demon? (^_^)
<.silver>> back
<.Alex> aren't we all part demon?
<.silver>> from my bfrb'ing
<.silver>> ;)
<.Doyle> wb
<.silver>> thanks
<.Alex> i thought we were all part demon?
<.Beautyone> back
<.Doyle> okay, now you're mocking my half demoness aren't you?
<.Doyle> :)
<.silver>> wb
<.silver>> lol
<.Doyle> wb B
<.Alex> no, i thought the only reason doyle was different was because he's.. not alive
<.silver>> uh oh
<.silver>> *ducks and waits for it*
<.Swedish Bob> wb b
<.Alex> hehe
<.Beautyone> yes he is
<.Doyle> he's not-dead!
<.Alex> is that like undead?
<.silver>> *covers her head*
<.Alex> hehe
<.Doyle> no
<.Alex> ok
<.Doyle> he's just not-dead
<.Doyle> period
<.Doyle> comma
<.Doyle> the
<.Doyle> nm
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> lol
<.silver>> the not-end?
<.silver>> ;)
<.Liz> I gotcha, D :)
<.Swedish Bob> so there is some debate about the state of doyle's lving?
<.Swedish Bob> did I miss something?
<.silver>> yup
<.Doyle> okays, so do we really new family tree? i mean, really?
<.silver>> as always
<.Swedish Bob> hey
<.silver>> do we really new family tree?
<.Liz> Yes! new tree!
<.silver>> what?
<.Doyle> Doyle's not dead damnit!
<.silver>> lol
<.Doyle> 'nuff said
<.Alex> so, how does this wedding go again?
<.Swedish Bob> oh my oh my
<.silver>> in chat
<.silver>> we'll wed
<.silver>> what, sb?
<.Alex> i hear my job is easiest
<.Doyle> new=need
<.silver>> and later this month...
<.silver>> sophie and i will meet in chicago
<.Alex> i just need to juggle my balls
<.silver>> and take wedding pictures :)
<.silver>> and...uh...you do that, alex
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> and vows
<.Doyle> "we'll wed...what, SB?" you're wedding SB now?
<.Alex> entertainment
<.Alex> juggling is entertainment
<.Liz> Some old familial ties still apply, but we're starting out own branch
<.Doyle> man, first he was set up to marru B
<.Doyle> now sil
<.Alex> dirty mind, sil
<.Alex> dirty little mind
<.silver>> no, beautyone's wedding b1
<.silver>> ;)
<.Doyle> marru=marry
<.silver>> and shoosh, alex!
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> marru!
<.silver>> i like that
<.Doyle> snuder!
<.Liz> B's marrying herself?!
<.silver>> hehee
<.silver>> b's marrying sb
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> there's a difference of an s there
<.silver>> ;)
[Tue Jun 12 02:22:15 EDT 2001] Drusilla: Lyle: "Have you heard anything?" Parker: "No." Lyle: "Not even from any voices within?" Parker: "Why dont you shove your nine fingers where the sun dont shine?"
<.Alex> yay
<.silver>> hey, dru!
<.Swedish Bob> hey dru!
<.Alex> i always said that should happen
<.Doyle> me and brack had it set up B was gonna marry SB
<.Beautyone> what?@
<.Doyle> but that never fell through
<.Doyle> hey dru
<.Liz> Wait - I thought SB was going to be B's son!
<.silver>> yeah, beautyone and sb seem kinda clueless about it, though
<.Liz> WB, Dru!!
<.silver>> hm...incest is best
<.Beautyone> I have got to pay more attention
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> yes!
<.Drusilla> Heya liz, b1, doyley, SB, alex and sil
<.Liz> Well, we can let them know when we decide :)
<.Alex> not that I would know anything about that sort of thing
<.Doyle> lol@incest
<.Doyle> always funny
<.silver>> uh huh
<.Alex> hey dru
<.silver>> heh
<.Alex> i never got involved with incest
<.Alex> nahuh
<.Liz> Dru - do you have any pre-existing family here?
<.Alex> not me
<.Swedish Bob> no incest is bad
<.Swedish Bob> inbreeding is bad
<.Alex> indeed
<.Alex> no incest is bad
<.Alex> but incest is good
<.Drusilla> cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
<.Swedish Bob> I meant NO, incest is bad
<.Swedish Bob> insert a comma
<.Alex> i was hasling
<.silver>> lol
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Liz> Hee - "No incest" is bad! Right, SB?
<.Swedish Bob> yes
<.Swedish Bob> or no
<.silver>> heh
<.Swedish Bob> *I am so confused*
<.Alex> hehe
<.Drusilla> where liz?
<.Liz> ha - gotcha, you naughty!
<.Swedish Bob> *sits on the couch of bewliderment and has a nightcap*
<.Alex> i think we just have too little females here
<.silver>> meh?
<.Liz> Dru - did you have any family tree from the c&s that's carried over here?
<.Alex> but apparantly we have sheep?
<.silver>> five chicks to two guys...this is a problem for you?
<.Doyle> *moves over to create more space on couch of bewilderment*
<.Liz> I'm plenty big female!
<.silver>> or three guys, i guess
<.silver>> duh
<.silver>> can't count
<.Alex> doyle isn't a guy?
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> Good thinking, Doyle :)
<.Doyle> wtf?
<.silver>> how do you know doyle was the one i didn't count? ;)
<.Beautyone> whew that took too long
<.Drusilla> Liz....where????
<.Alex> he's the quietest
<.Doyle> thanx liz btw:)
<.Liz> (^_^), D
<.Alex> and the.... halfdemon
<.silver>> heh
<.Beautyone> lalalala
<.silver>> half man does not equal "woman"
<.Beautyone> did kareoke
<.Doyle> i'm quiet and that led to you thinking not-male how???
<.Liz> Dru - do you have any family tree from the C&S?
<.silver>> kareoke's up again? whoo
<.Alex> hehe
<.Doyle> zactly what sil said
<.silver>> now i gotta think of a song
<.silver>> liz...lol
<.silver>> you're killing me
<.Doyle> and SB, i promise i'll be responding to kareoke soon
<.silver>> that's like, the third time you've asked that
<.silver>> lol
<.Swedish Bob> ok
<.Swedish Bob> no rush
<.Alex> sil! sil! i have an idea! :)
<.silver>> what?what?
<.Beautyone> yes, rush and read my song dammit
<.Alex> can I write your wedding vows? :)
<.silver>> uhhhh
<.silver>> no
<.Drusilla> Oh...no not that I know of...although knowing the family tree Leo is probably a distant cousin
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> hahaha
<.Beautyone> scary alex
<.Alex> that would have been fun
<.silver>> i was thinking we'd just go traditional
<.Drusilla> I have mitsy who is my mom....shes just migrated here
<.silver>> you know...do you?
<.silver>> do you?
<.silver>> great, you're married
<.Liz> See, Dru - sil, doyle, & I are siblings from the c&s
<.Alex> remember...
<.Liz> Eesh - Misty?!
<.silver>> uh oh
<.Liz> Haven't seen her in forever!
<.Alex> the bride musn't see the bride before the wedding
<.silver>> are typo's genetically inherited?
<.Alex> and every bride is beautiful
<.silver>> heh
<.Alex> they run in our family
<.silver>> brides run in your family?
<.silver>> ;)
<.Alex> my gens, proolly
<.Beautyone> yes! finally more fic from saber
<.Alex> see?
<.Beautyone> yay!
<.Liz> Just so long as Misty knows that nsync can kiss our collective asses, I'm happy to see her (^_^)]
<.Alex> mitsy?
<.Alex> yeah, she is bad
<.Alex> her and her converting ways
<.Alex> i have another confession
<.Alex> but don't judge me
<.Alex> haha
<.Alex> i like celine dion
<.Alex> *forest sounds*
<.Alex> hehe
<.silver>> *righteous indignation*
<.Beautyone> sokay, I like Ricky Martin
<.silver>> ack?!
<.silver>> traitors on all sides
<.Liz> Ah, shake your BonBon!
<.Alex> i like ricky martin too
<.Alex> not in a gay way
<.silver>> aaagghhhhhh! noooooooooooo!
<.Beautyone> ugh, thats not my favorite song liz
<.Alex> i like enriqye better tho
<.Liz> Me neither, but it's what came to mind
<.Beautyone> mmm...hes like caramel
<.silver>> gooey?
<.silver>> sticky?
<.Alex> hahaha
<.Alex> haha
<.silver>> too hard to bite into?
<.silver>> ;)
<.Liz> I loved him on GH a few years ago
<.Alex> I never had a real idol
<.Beautyone> smooth
<.silver>> meh
<.Alex> except of course, indiana jones
<.Beautyone> I did,
<.Alex> tutududu
<.Beautyone> Patrick Mcgoohan
<.silver>> i didn't like him on GH, liz
<.Alex> tududu
<.Liz> Well, Indy's too damn coo
<.Alex> tududud
<.silver>> he was all......i dunno what
<.silver>> his hair was too long
<.silver>> and his character was just....
<.silver>> bleh
<.Liz> Aah, the Prisoner!
<.Alex> whoo?
<.silver>> it was always lily this, lily that...blah blah blah
<.Alex> haha
<.Liz> Ah, lame character, but I loved the long curly hair
<.Alex> hey sil...
<.Swedish Bob> ack
<.silver>> hey?
<.Beautyone> yep...loved that show
<.Alex> i was just checking out this reg list
<.Beautyone> "did you get the message?"
<.Alex> and there is a name on it
<.silver>> whose reg list?
<.Beautyone> "I just got it"
<.Alex> silver slayers
<.Alex> lisver slayer
<.Alex> damit
<.silver>> huh?
<.silver>> what?
<.Liz> This is funny...
<.silver>> i'm so confused
<.Alex> curse my typing
<.Alex> sliver slayer
<.Doyle> brb
<.silver>> k
<.silver>> there's a silver slayer on whose reg list?
<.Alex> there is a silver slayer
<.Liz> I've got a totaly redneck cousin-in-law
<.Alex> bcas
<.Swedish Bob> silver slayer is someone new
<.silver>> ah
<.silver>> ah well
<.silver>> i care not
<.Swedish Bob> I read something he/she/it posted the other day but I don't remeber
<.Alex> protect the queen
<.silver>> since i'm not there to be confused with him/her
<.Liz> But every time I see him, he brings me beer and wants to talkd Buffy
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> and that's a problem why?
<.Alex> beer and buffy, a good combination
<.Drusilla> I have a bad headache ::pouts and sits on the couch of confusion with a Fuzzy Watermelon::
<.silver>> not that i like beer, but i'm sure you do
<.silver>> i hear ya, dru
<.silver>> my head's killing me
<.Alex> poor sil
<.Liz> Yeah, beer for me is good...
<.Alex> stupid head
<.Alex> leave sil the fuck alone
<.Alex> get off of her
<.silver>> lol
<.silver>> um...
<.Liz> except that it's made me more than a little fuzzy now
<.Swedish Bob> *passes the Advil*
<.silver>> that might not be conducive to my living, ya know ;)
<.silver>> thanks, sb
<.Swedish Bob> errr it's generic Advil but same diff
<.silver>> i took some just before coming to work
<.Liz> "Motrin" rules
<.silver>> am waiting now for it to kick in
<.Beautyone> nonononono
<.Alex> we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
<.Beautyone> percoset
<.Swedish Bob> oh yeah
<.Liz> Well, yeah, percoset! But we aren't all that lucky!
<.silver>> meh
<.Swedish Bob> but I am all out of that
<.Alex> sil
<.silver>> lucky i even take aspirin. i didn't take any of even that for over a decade
<.Beautyone> I have a few left from something
<.silver>> alex
<.Alex> are you half sheep?
<.silver>> no, i am not
<.Beautyone> saving for a bad day
<.silver>> lol
<.Alex> like I was half goat?
<.Beautyone> asleep?
<.Beautyone> a sheep?
<.silver>> meh is....the sound that one would make when one shrugs
<.Alex> yeah
<.Alex> meh
<.Beautyone> *head spins*
<.Liz> My mom-in-law had her knee ouchie problem for a while...
<.silver>> *cowers, waiting for the pea-green soup to spew*
<.Alex> don't you hate it when that happens?
<.Swedish Bob> like a gak is the sound a cat makes if one accidentally shuts it tail in a door
<.Liz> and her docs thougt it might be muscular...
<.silver>> i do, i really do
<.silver>> sb!
<.silver>> lol
<.Doyle> sil, can you do cordy doing the milk ads again for me please? (you'll find out why i need this sometime) but the trnascript's crap. it just says "conveys the word 'milk' in different ways" or something. you do it better
<.silver>> that's so mean
<.Doyle> :)
<.Swedish Bob> it was so an accident!
<.Liz> so she got all these "relaxant" drugs
<.silver>> milk?
<.silver>> miiiiiiiiiiiilk
<.Swedish Bob> I appologised to the cat for an hour
<.silver>> mmmm...milk
<.silver>> milk!!!
<.Drusilla> ::sits on the couch of confusion eating her watermelon and getting deliciously drunk while shes at it. and is spitting the seeeds at ppl::
<.Alex> you know.. if we're gonna make a new tree
<.Alex> we might as well all get titles
<.Liz> "Mmmm... milk!"
<.silver>> hehee
<.silver>> *dodges a watermelon seed*
<.Swedish Bob> *is so ashamed I told that story*
<.Alex> coz.. titles are fun
<.silver>> heh
<.silver>> shame on you
<.silver>> hurting a poor little kitty cat
<.Beautyone> its sokay swed, worse things have happened
<.silver>> =^_^=
<.Beautyone> cute!
<.Swedish Bob> I know I felt bad
<.Swedish Bob> I love cats
<.Alex> huting kitty cats?
<.Swedish Bob> it was an accident
<.Alex> i can talk about that
<.silver>> yeah, sb's an animal hater, apparently ;)
<.Alex> we have som e suicudal cats around here
<.Swedish Bob> she followed me into the bathroom and I closed the door
<.Beautyone> when I was very lil, we had a tiny grey kitten
<.Alex> they love to jump in front of my wheel when I'm trying to avoid them
<.Beautyone> and it got squished dead in the front door
<.Liz> All I know is my sibs are sil & doyle
<.Beautyone> and I remember doing it
<.silver>> *sigh* my cats do it all the time, too
<.Beautyone> but it wasnt me at all
<.Liz> Ouch, B!
<.silver>> the wandering into the bathroom thing
<.Beautyone> it was one of my sisters
<.Doyle> was milk? with the question mark part of it btw?
<.Beautyone> still I had the guilt for years and years
<.silver>> awww...b1!
<.silver>> that's awful
<.silver>> :(
<.Beautyone> it really was...
<.silver>> i'm not sure, doyle
<.Swedish Bob> yeah, it's like get out the damn bathroom you don't use it anyway! Why are you following me in here?
<.silver>> i only saw that episode once
<.silver>> heh
<.Swedish Bob> at least that is what I say
<.silver>> my cats love me too much to be seperated from me
<.silver>> i literally have to put a door-stop under the door to keep them from following me in
<.silver>> it's funny
<.Alex> well, at least you have animals that have brains...
<.Alex> we have a dog
<.Beautyone> we have a snake
<.Swedish Bob> awww
<.Alex> oh, snake
<.Beautyone> because waldorf salad is the salad of the devil
<.Liz> I had a mouse named "
<.Liz> Schweppes"
<.Doyle> last night, for some reason i had this idea of getting a rat so i could call it amy. then i shook off that thought
<.Alex> we need some new terms
<.silver>> you had a mouse named quotation mark?
<.silver>> hee
<.Drusilla> My rats name is Moolie and she is not vermins hes very clean
<.Liz> Grr
<.silver>> *g*
<.Beautyone> I like those lil mice
<.Liz> (^_^)
<.Alex> i had a hamster til the blender accident
<.Swedish Bob> ewwwww
<.silver>> ack
<.Alex> kidding
<.Liz> Yikes!!!
<.silver>> please tell me you're kidding
<.silver>> okay
<.silver>> phew
<.Alex> it died differently
<.Drusilla> mice smell
<.Swedish Bob> that is so nasty
<.Alex> on it's run for freedom
<.silver>> lol@dru
<.Doyle> lol@blender incident
<.silver>> better to die free
<.Doyle> lmao
<.silver>> than to live in a cage!
<.Beautyone> thats why we dont have a mouse
<.Liz> Actually, I really did have a "parakeet in the ceiling fan" incident
<.Drusilla> My hermit crab ran away
<.silver>> ugh...so did b1
<.Alex> yeah, but if he hadn't escaped he wouldn't have died
<.Beautyone> hmmm...my parakeet flew away
<.silver>> it...ran....away?
<.silver>> how the hell does a hermit crab "run" away?
<.Alex> he would have lived for ever!
<.silver>> lol
<.Doyle> brb again. doin' the kareoke thing
<.Liz> Yeah I can't imagine a hermit crap would be so hard to pursue!
<.Drusilla> its true I think mine and my brothers were participatiing in a coup
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> Sorry! Hermit Crab!
<.silver>> conspiracy!
<.Alex> hehe
<.silver>> and lol@hermit crap!
<.silver>> *giggles insanely*
<.Beautyone> lmao!
<.Alex> communist hermit crabs
<.Liz> such a horrible typo!!
<.silver>> *chokes on her macceroni salad*
<.Beautyone> funny typo
<.Drusilla> Cause my brother hermit crab bit onto his hand...while we were cleaning their cages.....We all ran inside to try and get it off.....mine ran away and then somehow his ran away too]
<.Beautyone> ewww
<.Beautyone> macaroni salad is of the devil
<.silver>> heh
<.silver>> no way!
<.silver>> this rocks
<.Beautyone> not possible
<.silver>> until i choked on it, laughing at the hermit crap typo
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> Okay, i'm making too may typos now - I think it's time for me to bail
<.Drusilla> So one created a diversion while the other ran away
<.silver>> noooooo
<.Alex> tossing salad is of the devil
<.Drusilla> then the one that created the diversion ran
<.silver>> and lol@dru
<.Liz> Yikes - the crabs working together!
<.Liz> It's diabolic!
<.silver>> crabs in tandem
<.silver>> the dynamic crab duo
<.Alex> that's why they will rule the world and we'll all just be slaves
<.Beautyone> crabs are mean
<.silver>> those dastardly crabs
<.Alex> and funny
<.silver>> yes, they tell jokes
<.silver>> to their little crab friends
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.silver>> in little crab pubs
<.Liz> I used to have 2 parakeets...
<.Alex> they make you laugh for hours with their many facial expressions
<.silver>> *snickers*
<.silver>> is this the beginning of a joke, liz?
<.silver>> at the crab comedy hour?
<.Beautyone> I used to have 8 parakeets
<.silver>> lol
<.Liz> but the second one died of loneliness after the first one flew into the ceiling fan
<.Beautyone> but not all at once...in sequence
<.silver>> aww
<.Alex> dying of lonelyness...
<.Drusilla> ROTFLAMO (not at the parakket thing)
<.Alex> that's kinda like me
<.Alex> heh
<.Beautyone> apparently I have some bird troubles
<.silver>> you're dying of lonliness?
<.Alex> me too
<.Alex> hence the loneliness
<.silver>> hm
<.Drusilla> lmao my stomach hurts
<.silver>> heh
<.silver>> did you just read the crab stuff, or something?
<.Swedish Bob> flying into a ceiling fan sounds grisly
<.silver>> yeah
<.silver>> ugh
<.Liz> Yeah, it's so hard because of the sadness, but the whole fan thing is just drastically funny and grotesque
<.silver>> i saw a tales from the darkside like that once
<.silver>> where a guy died that way
<.silver>> that was pretty funny
<.Drusilla> All the pets we've ever had hated me
<.silver>> does your rat hate you?
<.Alex> awww
<.Beautyone> my chickens hated me
<.Alex> rats are evil anyway
<.Drusilla> We used to have a cat that would jump out from behind the couch when I came home from school and it would run its claws down my leg
<.Beautyone> even though I grew them from chicks
<.Beautyone> they thought I was a giant raccoon
<.Swedish Bob> awww
<.silver>> lol
<.Swedish Bob> hehe
<.Alex> so, can animals sense evil?
<.silver>> lmao!
<.Liz> I used to have a puppy called "Hush Up" - my parents wouldn't let me name him "Shut Up"
<.Swedish Bob> I had a chick when I was little (like three) but our cat ate it
<.Drusilla> We had a budgerigar who used to squawk at me whenever I passed its cage it did it to noone else
<.silver>> agh!
<.Liz> Ouch, SB!
<.silver>> poor little chick
<.Beautyone> that means is liked you dru
<.silver>> lol
<.Drusilla> not the way it squawked b1 :)
<.Liz> Actually, one day when I got off the bus from school...
<.Beautyone> naw, talking to you dru...
<.Alex> we used to have a lot of fishes
<.Drusilla> I had a different rat who would bite me
<.Drusilla> My hermit crab hated me so much IT RAN AWAY!!
<.silver>> yeah, it was prolly more of a "Caw! Caw! I hate you! Caw!"
<.Alex> they died under mysterious circumstances
<.silver>> lol
<.Beautyone> we used to have lots of fishes, then we got catfish...
<.Liz> I saw some strangers driving off with "Hush Up" in their car - my damn parents sold him while I was at school!
<.Beautyone> and now we have about a doz. fish left
<.Drusilla> My rat now doesnt like me (its actually my brother rat but he moved so I'm lookin after it)
<.silver>> lol
<.Beautyone> what?>????
<.silver>> god, you guys are hell on animals!
<.Beautyone> they sold him? that bites
<.silver>> none of you are allowed to ever buy another animal, ever again!
<.Swedish Bob> hey I am good with pets
<.Beautyone> but....I want a puppy
<.Swedish Bob> it's just the door thing
<.Drusilla> I had guineepigs that tried to chew out fo their cage so they could run away
<.Swedish Bob> aww puppies are nice
<.Liz> Yeah, nothing like seeing your puppy driving off with some strangers to make you trust your parents
<.Alex> not even me?
<.silver>> yeah, except you shut your cat's tail in the door!
<.Liz> Fuckers
<.Swedish Bob> get a black lab
<.Doyle> woohoo! *finally* i..someone else did it!
<.silver>> and allowed one to eat a chick!
<.Beautyone> I cant really, to allergic
<.Swedish Bob> I was three
<.Doyle> *scrolls up to see if anyone asked where i was*
<.silver>> lol
<.Beautyone> too
<.Swedish Bob> and the cat helped itself
<.Drusilla> I had a cat that ran away
<.Drusilla> A dog that used to bite me
<.silver>> aaaggh
<.Swedish Bob> there was not much anyone could do
<.silver>> lol
<.Beautyone> you were doing the karaoke doyle
<.Drusilla> And a cockateil that used to attack me
<.Swedish Bob> you allergic to most dogs b1?
<.Alex> poor animals
<.Alex> poor us
<.Beautyone> to all dogs
<.Beautyone> and cats too
<.Alex> keep out?
<.Doyle> yep. thanx B:)
<.Doyle> for knowing where i was
<.Swedish Bob> and even though the chick died, Obokie (the cat) got a good meal that day, and it was quick and humane
<.Beautyone> *hugs doyle*
<.Doyle> yeah, you'll never lose me
<.silver>> Obokie?
<.Liz> Like I hinted earlier - I'm gonna split guys!
<.Doyle> you know always where i am
<.Beautyone> weh!
<.silver>> and....since when does a cat eat a bird without playing with it first?
<.Liz> Y'all have a great night!
<.Beautyone> dont go!
<.Doyle> *huz retun*
<.Drusilla> Night Liz
<.silver>> buh bye, liz!
<.Doyle> return*
<.Swedish Bob> awww
<.Liz> Sweet dreams!!
<.Doyle> byes liz
<.Alex> i always wanted a panter...
<.Swedish Bob> goodnight liz!
<.Beautyone> dreamy dreams then liz
<.silver>> panter?
<.Swedish Bob> get the hell outa here!
<.silver>> *pants for alex*
<.Alex> never got one tho
<.Alex> haha
<.Alex> thanks
<.silver>> np
<.silver>> anytime
<.Alex> you make my dreams come true
<.Liz> Nite - getting the hell outta here!
<.silver>> heh
<.Alex> bye liz
<.Swedish Bob> woohoo
<.Doyle> either you meant "panther" or "parter"
<.Doyle> i couldn't figure out which
<.Drusilla> Our dog catches mice
<.Alex> i meant panther
<.Doyle> ah
<.Drusilla> ::was just looking at the board family tree:: I think leo is the only one I'm related to ......hes my Half sisters husband
<.Alex> which is just plain panter in my tongue
<.silver>> your dog...catches mice? heh
<.silver>> so hey! no incest for dru! lol
<.Alex> aren't we all related
<.Alex> ?
<.Doyle> i found half a mouse on our cement path. cat musta aten it
<.Doyle> yeah, i do my own dtecting
<.silver>> ewwww
<.Doyle> detecting*
<.Doyle> eaten*
<.Doyle> *hits self in head for saying "aten" *
<.silver>> lol
<.Drusilla> lol

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