Heather

OH MY GOD! I'm going blind!!!

06:05:11 03/17/01 Sat

Okay, probably not. Here's a lesson kiddies...now pay attention (especially ADJ...hehe).

Wearing makeup is one thing, but people can get hurt. Well, stupid people named Heather at least. I have learned that it's probably not a good idea to use baby wipes near your eyes. How have I learned this? Oh, I'd say the burning sensation is a clear indicator...and *maybe* the redness means something too. Just a hunch. So yeah, enter that in the Heather Hall of Shame...I tried cleaning my eyes with something meant to wipe asses. I think I'll just blame this on the fact that I've been sick and exhausted and stuff. So yeah, don't use baby wipes on anything that's not a baby's bottom or you too shall have puffy eyes.

And before SOME people start spreading false info...no, I do NOT have a baby. No, I did NOT fuck my anthro. professor(s), and hmm...there really isn't a third. I'll just close in saying Down with Baby Wipes!!! You'd think they could put a freaking warning label for idiots like me.

Bracken

LOL

06:14:57 03/17/01 Sat

That's not really funny. And I'm sure you'll be fine. Maybe they used to have a warning on them, but took it off cuz they figured people wouldn't associate wiping asses with wiping eyes. You should write them a complaint. See what they say or if there is one phone the 1-800 # on it.

Heather

Yeah...

06:18:02 03/17/01 Sat

"Stupid people! I was wiping Baby Joe's eyes today and he started to cry like a baby...which he is...yeah...mmmhmm...but yeah, ouch! Can't see! Ack! I mean...umm...my child...I worry for my child! You're going down Baby Wipe Co.! Oh yeah!"

How's that sound for my phonecall?

Bracken

hehe Sounds good to me...

06:33:22 03/17/01 Sat

But are you actually going to mention that the wipes came into contact with your eyes.. or just make subtle references?

silver

uh huh...sure.

09:54:50 03/17/01 Sat

they will all learn the truth once i post the next update on the sanctum ;)

Heather

Ah shit...

18:09:53 03/17/01 Sat

By the way sulv, I've got some chats I'm going to try to email you today. Muahaha! Giving you more work! Ha!

silver

hehee...groovy :) (NT)

19:25:02 03/17/01 Sat

Berry...

You're "fusking" lying

22:31:45 03/17/01 Sat

Waitaminute, I can say fuck here can't I? >;)

*Rips out a chunk of Heather's hair for old time's sake*

Heather

You...you...bitch!!!!

00:43:00 03/18/01 Sun

Fucking hell!!

*smacks sara in the face*

HahaHA!!!