Goatman

Alex! I want my toys back now!

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 16:47:01

Alex

I told you, go-T, the deal was fair, we both agreed.

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 16:49:10

you didn't keep up your end of the bargain. You should feel lucky I'm just keeping the toys.

I should have given you to qc for some extra painful spanking...

Goatman

*Attacks Alex*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 16:52:15

*takes a flying leap at Alex, making them both tumble over, rolling over the ground... Goatman ends up on top, awkwardly on top of alex's leg, that's been folded between them. Goatman punches Alex in the face repeatedly*

Alex

*kicks goatman in the nuts*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 16:55:25

*get's up after goatman stumbles off him, wiping the blood of his face... (or is that just bbq sauce?)

You should accept a fair deal. YOu know we humans have offered goats to the gods for ages... accept it!

*pulls goatman's face into his knee*

Goatman

*charges Alex*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 16:57:44

*sticking his horns in Alex's stomach, he feels the boy futily trying to get the horns out of the newly originated bbq sauce source*

AAAAAAAAaaraarrrraaarrrfggggg

Alex

*kicks goatman in the nuts*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 17:00:15

and grabs his stomach, moaning and cursing*

You buttf---, look what the f--- you did! Ass!

*throws dirt in goatman's face*

Goatman

*Stumbles backward, trying to clear his eyes with his hands*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 17:02:16

You haven't heard the last of this, Alex! I'll be back!

*turns around and runs in the opposite direction*

Uncomming truck

*honk* *honk*

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 17:05:06

*hits goatman as he stumbles over the road, sending him flying into a tree*

awww.... f---

*dies*

Alex

Goatman! no!!!

Thursday, 22-Feb-01 17:07:59

*Runs over to the new corpse. kneels and gradles goatman's disembodied head*

Breathe! damn you! breathe!

*cries*

he was the best friend I ever had...

*screams to the havens*

Why god? why!?!?