Fluffy, the something or other....blonde, huge boobs. Yeeeah.

Isocoles, Fluffy's first boyfriend. A great poof.

Spork, the slightly skanky but definitely cute *other* vamp

Pillow, Fluffy's best friend. For some reason has cut her hair short, and started wearing Levi's 501's with a tucked in T-shirt and a belt, and brown doc marten's, and a chain wallet. FOR SOME REASON.

Xanadu, Fluffy's other friend. A sex god.

and Leoff, as the dirty, greasy old man who "watches" Fluffy as she does her thing. None of the other cast knows he exists. He lives in a van down by the river. :-)

pt.1

Fluffy was looking adorable as usual as she sat on the street corner with her bestest friend Pillow. She totally couldn�t figure out why men kept slowing their cars down and saying �how much for both of you?�

Fluffy looked at her friend, who was wearing a K.D. lang t-shirt and smoking a cigarette. �Pillow, Fluffy squeaked, what did that guy mean when he called you a dy--?"

�He was a demon. Demons call everyone weird names, Fluffy.�

�Ohhhh. Okay.�

to be continued....

After Fluffy and Pillow DIDN�T get in anyone�s car, they started off home to Fluffy�s, where they had plans to hang out with their other friend, the sex god Xanadu.

On the way, the two women were accosted by the obnoxious but attractive vampire, Spork.

�Good ev-en-ing, ladies�, Spork drawled in his thick southern Californian accent. His gaze shifted to Fluffy, and he looked at her with unabashed lasciviousness. �Hello....Fluffy. Wanna fuck?�I mean fight?�

Fluffy gave him her nastiest glare. �As IF, Spork. I�m not gonna fuck you OR fight with you right now. Pillow and I have plans.�

The vampire made a face. �If you ever wanna ditch the muff diver and find some real action, you know where to look.�, with that, the slightly skanky vamp walked off.

Fluffy turned to her pale friend �Pill....why did he call you a �muff diver�.? What�s that?� Pillow patted her stupid friend�s arm. �Spork was only kidding, Fluffy. I think muff diver is some canadian thing.�

�Oh...okay. Gee Pillow, you�re smart. I wonder why that silly old vampire keeps bothering me.�

Pillow glanced over at the blonde. �Fluffy, I thought...don�t you, like, have some purpose in regards to vamps? Like, you�re destined to hang out with them...or argue with them,...or something? I remember you mentioning it a few years back.�

Fluffy�s blue eyes lit up. �Pillow, you�re *RIGHT*! Only...aw, gee, I can�t remember what it is that I�m supposed to be doing with them. It�s totally slipped my mind! I remember, someone called me...ummm...� Fluffy chewed on the end of a blond lock as she strained to think. �mmmmmmFluffy...the...vampire...something or other. I forget.�

Pillow looked heavenward. Her freind was hot, but she was so darn stupid.

Xanadu, the sex god, sat in Fluffy�s livng room with his girlfriend, Tanya, and Fluffy�s mother, Betsy. Who was alive. Both women were trying, unsuccessfully, to get it on with him. (Being a sex god and all). But Xanadu was too busy with the playstation to notice.

to be continued....