As a very small plane that looked like it was almost entirely made of rust flew through the sky to the Bahamas, the passengers on board were restless.

Silver: "Argh! I hate that episode! I told you all how much I hate it?" she asked no one in particular.

Spike: "Frequently." he said as he took a drag from his cigarette.

One of the other passengers was irritated by the smoke.

Passenger 57: "Excuse me but I don't think smoking is permitted." a voice from the seat in front of Silver and Spike said.

Spike: "Sod off." he said.

The passenger who's seat number was 57 turned around and Spike nearly choked.

Silver: "Tom Hanks!" she exclaimed with glee.

Passenger 57/Tom Hanks: "Yes - me. And I'd thank you, sir, if you would knidly put out your cigarette." he glared at Spike.

Spike hesitated until Silver told him.

Silver: "My God, do what Tom Hanks says! Put out the cigarette."

Spike did so while mumbling something.

Spike: "If we hadn't been married for five years you wouldn't speak to me like that."

Silver and Passenger 57/Tom Hanks talked about his best and worst movies.

Silver: "Like you could *ever* have a *bad* movie." she laughed.

Spike turned around to the passengers behind him. He found the two of them were major book geeks. One was reading X-Men comics and the other was reading 'The Book of Demon Anatomy'.

Spike: "Hey, do you two know Tom Hanks is sitting in front of me right now?" he asked them. The one reading about demon anatomy looked up from his book.

Wesley: "Pipe down, Spike. I'm trying to learn where a Keck demon's heart is located in its body. Their hearts could be located in their arse for all I know. That's why I'm *reading*. Now shoosh."

Spike: (bummed) "Didn't Angel ever tell you Keck demons are extinct?" He turned his attention to the person reading X-Men comics next to Wesley. "How did you hook up with this loser?" he asked.

Wesley: "I say, I heard that!"

Spike: "That was the idea."

Berry: (looking up from her X-Men comic and mumbling something about Rogue being a bitch) "He's not a loser. Wes is A-grade man meat." She ran her fingers through his newly lengthened hair. Spike made an expression of disgust and turned back to face Passenger 57/Tom Hanks. Silver was practically talking the actor's head off. Spike re-turned around to face Wesley and Berry again. He leaned over the back of his seat and whispered.

Spike: "And how come it says 57 on the back of his chair anyway? I mean, there's only five of us passengers so�" Spike's attention suddenly shifted to something outside his window of the plane. He got up out of his seat (interrupting Silver and Passenger 57/Tom Hank's talk-fest) and walked to the front of the plane to speak to the pilot (who was the big blue alien thing from Farscape).

Spike: "You do know it's getting to look a bit shifty outside, right? Storm clouds and such."

Pilot: "Go sit back down in your seat, British. I'm a professional."

Right on cue, lightning struck the west wing�er�the left wing of the plane. Spike rushed to see if Silver was okay. She was still talking to Passenger 57/Tom Hanks. As the plane began to dive, everyone panicked.

Berry: "Please Gambit save me!" she yelled.

Wesley: "I thought we'd talked about your Gambit obsession, dear. He isn't *real*."

Berry grabbed Wesley and held him in an uncomfortable position.

Spike: "What the bloody hell are we gonna do?" he asked, open to suggestions.

Passenger 57/Tom Hanks got up from his seat and changed into BRUCE WILLIS.

Spike, Silver, Berry and Wesley: "BRUCE!!!" they all exclaimed at the same time.

Silver: "Bruce Willis will save us!" she said, looking at him hopefully.

Spike: "To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: Duh! Of course Bruce Willis will save us. Doesn't he always?"

Passenger 57/Tom Hanks/Bruce Willis moved to the pilot's seat and shoved the-blue-alien-who-qc-finds-boring out. He took over the controls but he couldn't pull the plane upwards. It landed in the ocean.

One by one the passengers reached the shoreline of an island which Spike had spotted (despite it being night). After all, he did have night-vision. Spike, Silver, Berry and Wesley all made it but pilot hadn't.

Silver: "Where is Bruce Willis?" she wondered aloud.

Wesley: "I guess he didn't make it." he said with sadness. Then perked up, "On the plus side, I salvaged my book!"

Silver and Spike just turned and looked at Wesley while Berry mourned the loss of her X-Men comics. Wesley comforted her and she ran her fingers through his long hair. They all walked up the sand until they reached some trees. They saw a small fire from not far away and wandered towards it.

Wesley: "Maybe we shouldn't. For all we know, the people who lit that fire could be hostile."

Silver: "Listen Wes, you can stay here and freeze but I'm going to get all toasty warm."

Wesley just followed the others and held his book close. Upon reaching the fire, it was discovered that no one was at it. There were sims...I mean skins laid down on the sand for sleeping on. Problem was - there was only two. Wesley and Spike slept on one together and Berry slept on the other skin with Silver.

Silver: "Wait a minute...what are we doing?"

Spike and Berry quickly switched sleeping buddies.

Very early the next morning Berry and Silver woke to the sound of Spike yelping in pain.

Silver: "What's wrong, Spikey?" she asked.

Spike: "The bloody sunlight - that's what! The sun is starting to rise. I need cover!"

Berry and Silver got up. Berry kicked Wesley in the side and he got up too. They threw the two skins over Spike and were about to lead him to the shade of the trees behind them when they were set upon by a wild-looking couple. The couple looked very dirty and the girl was wearing a potato sack. Wesley (acting *very* manly) kept both Berry and Silver behind him - protecting them for if the dirty girl or guy tried anything.

Wesley: "I'm warning you both, I know how to do combat and this book I hold in my hand can bloody-well hurt if I throw it at your head/s. Of course, I've only the one book and there's two of you but..."

Dirty Girl: "They ruined out nice fire." she said to her partner.

Berry: "What? No we didn't."

Silver: "Oh.my.Glory. Doyle?" she asked. After a moment she sneered, "and Fred."

Spike: "Excuse me, but may I direct your attention to the fact that I'M ON FIRE!" he shouted to anyone who cared.

Fred: "And that one with the white hair is burning out skins!" she shouted at Doyle while pointing at the flaming vampire.

Doyle: "Quickly, follow me." he told Spike (though everyone else followed as well). Natch.

Doyle and Fred led the way to a cave in amongst the shrubberies. Spike ran inside and put out the fire on his back. The others stayed outside.

Silver: "How�how long have you been here to look like *that*?" she asked Doyle (not really indicating that she was asking Fred also).

Doyle looked down at what he was wearing (or lack thereof). He just assumed Silver meant the dirt and mud he had all over himself. Before he could answer Silver, Berry asked another question.

Berry: "How did you both get here?"

Doyle: "Well, we were in our luxury yacht and we hit an iceberg."

Wesley, Silver, Berry and Fred all looked at him strangely.

Doyle: "Not iceberg...uhm...whadda-ya-call-it?"

Fred: "Rocks." she supplied for him.

Doyle: "That's it. Thanks princess."

Silver: "Princess??" she gagged.

Something rustled in the bushes. Fred shielded herself behind Doyle. Doyle did the same behind Silver. Silver hid behind Wesley who used Berry for protection. Before Berry could object to being used as a shield to whatever was rustling in the bushes, the thing from the shrubberies revealed itself to be...

"BRUCE WILLIS!!!" everyone shouted in disbelief.

Spike: "BRUCE WILLIS?!" he echoed from inside the cave.

Berry: "We thought you were dead. How did you survive?"

Passenger 57/Tom Hanks/Bruce Willis: "Hasn't any of you seen 'Unbreakable'?" he asked.

To be continued...?