deathofapasserby

Death of a Passerby

thanks to qc for saving this chat :)

<.qc> it's baaaaaa-aaaaaack
<.qc> and now back to silence.
<.Bracken> yay. yay. ohboy
<.qc> *does the dance of joy*
<.Bracken> *has a nap*
<.qc> whoo
<.Bracken> so bored. so tired.
<.Bracken> what are you doing?
<.Bracken> is it exciting?
<.qc> sitting here. Eating a carrot.
<.qc> oh, it's extraordinary
<.Bracken> that's not fun.
<.Bracken> go do something fun so that i may follow your example
<.qc> Okay.
<.qc> *does something fun*
<.Bracken> holy shit!
<.Bracken> I can't do that
<.qc> aww
<.qc> okay
<.Bracken> I'd umm.. break a toe and get arrested
<.qc> *does something else that's also fun*
<.Bracken> that's better.
<.qc> *is happy for Bracks*
<.Bracken> *follows Cozy's example* Wheeeeboy. Now that is fun
<.Bracken> Thanks
<.qc> Anytime.
<.Bracken> So...
<.Bracken> how's Uni?
<.qc> Sucking the arse.
<.Bracken> sorry
<.qc> heh
<.qc> well, only one week to go
<.qc> then 4 or so months' holidays
<.Bracken> yipees
<.qc> ya
<.Bracken> you going anywhere?
<.qc> Nope.
<.Bracken> why?
<.qc> Why not?
<.qc> ; )
<.qc> But yeah, lack of money, lack of places to go, lack of people to go with... all that stuff.
<.Bracken> do that thing.. that has a name..but um.. where you jump on a train.
<.qc> h yeah, that thing
<.qc> *Oh
<.Bracken> I can't think of the word.
<.Bracken> *sobs and shakes cozy* I don't know the word. god help me.
<.qc> I can't! I don't know it either! *screams incoherently*
<.Bracken> Oh god!!!!
<.Bracken> *falls to knees sobbing and choking*
<.qc> *rocks back and forth in the corner, mumbling something*
<.Bracken> lmao
<.qc> hee
<.qc> I think we're channeling each other
<.qc> or something
<.Bracken> when one rocks they have to sing/say 'this old man...'
<.qc> lol
<.Bracken> can you channel someone else for a few and find out the word?
<.qc> Erm....
<.qc> *rolls eyes backwards, throws head back and starts chanting*
<.qc> Crap... I have no idea
<.qc> But I can channel somebody fun for you
<.qc> Who do you want?
<.Bracken> lmao
<.Bracken> umm.. bruce lee
<.qc> hee
<.qc> okiedoke
<.qc> *wails and chants, shudders a little*
<.qc> *does funky CGI effect*
<.Bracken> hee. thanks
<.qc> I... am Bruce Lee. *goes and kicks someone in the face*
<.Bracken> *snort*
<.Bracken> or *snoft* as I had typed.
<.qc> lol
<.qc> snoft is good
<.Bracken> My god Bruce you're amazing.
<.qc> Oh, I am, aren't I?
<.Bracken> Do you feel that David Carridine needs to die?
<.qc> Fuckyeah
<.qc> Shall we go kill him?
<.Bracken> Yes.
<.qc> Good.
<.Bracken> Lets
<.qc> *links arms with Bracks*
<.qc> There's no place like home....
<.Bracken> *knocks heels together* ?
<.qc> *gets lost in hazy space-time continuum travel thingy*
<.Bracken> wheeeeeeeeee
<.Bracken> am I killing with you or Bruce?
<.qc> Um... Bruce
<.qc> although qc is also totally for the killing
<.qc> *pulls self and Bracks out of wormhole thingy at convenient point*
<.Bracken> you are good at this
<.qc> Yes, I've killed many before... I mean... nothing. *sticks hands in pockets and whistles*
<.Bracken> lol
<.qc> Umm... should we kill him? I have a schedule to keep. So much to do in the afterlife, y'know.
<.Bracken> Oh. Right.
<.Bracken> *goes up to Carridine all nice like*
<.qc> hee
<.Bracken> So.. how ya doing *old man*?
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> *projects voice into Bracks's head* Do you want the honours?
<.qc> Because he's all yours if you want....
<.Bracken> I'd like to watch you kill him.
<.Bracken> But thank you
<.qc> Aw, you're too kind.
<.qc> *goes up behind Carradine while Bracks distracts him*
<.qc> *taps David on the shoulder*
<.Bracken> *smiles knowingly*
<.qc> *tries not to giggle*
<.qc> <.David> *turns around* Yes, I'm a big old bastard of a loser, what do you want?
<.qc> *opens mouth really wide and bites David's head off*
<.qc> *munches on head... eww*
<.Bracken> lmfao.
<.qc> Well, my work is done here.
<.Bracken> *jumps up and down* Bruuuuuuuuce!!!! I love you! *hugs*
<.qc> *spits out skull*
<.qc> Oh, and I love you too, Bracky.
<.qc> *hugs back*
<.Bracken> *pisses on skull*
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> you go!
<.Bracken> Thanks.
<.qc> It was an honour doing business with you.
<.qc> Anything else while I'm still here?
<.Bracken> No. Thank you
<.Bracken> it was a pleasure meeting you
<.qc> And you too, my sweet.
<.qc> If you ever need me again, just call.
<.qc> We'll do lunch.
<.Bracken> alright
<.qc> *kisses sweet Bracken goodbye*
<.qc> *is acting oddly not all that much like Bruce Lee*
<.qc> *kicks a passerby in the back to make up for it*
<.Bracken> lol
<.qc> I'll be riding off into the sunset
<.qc> So long
<.qc> So long, everybody
<.Bracken> I don't think he went around randomly kicking people...
<.Bracken> Goodbye Bruce. Good bye
<.qc> Oh, I did - you just never heard about it/
<.Bracken> ahh
<.Bracken> heee
<.qc> *waves farewell*
<.qc> *starts juddering as possession ends*
<.qc> Aw shit, you know what I just realised? We forgot to go back through the wormhole - we're stuck here with David's corpse. Craaaaaap.
<.Bracken> shit
<.qc> Oh well - if you're gonna be arrested for murder, might as well make the most of it. *kills another random bystander*
<.Bracken> lol
<.Bracken> good plan
<.qc> *sets building on fire*
<.Bracken> *pisses on passerbys* (I can't kill just yet)
<.qc> One day, sweet Bracken, you too will have the ability. One day....
<.qc> But pissing is a very good start.
<.qc> If only sil was here, she could be crapping on everyone, too.
<.qc> *licks some man's feet*
<.Bracken> lol
<.Bracken> that was fun.
<.Bracken> thanks.
<.qc> Anytime.
<.Bracken> *sniff*
<.qc> Aww?
<.Bracken> happy sniff
<.qc> Ahh
<.qc> Yes, it was a good time.
<.Bracken> i just read a really horrible fic.
<.qc> heh
<.qc> what about?
<.Bracken> it was just a general gang fic.
<.qc> hmm
<.Bracken> buffy was a stupid mean bitch. (but not like on the show) spike's chip had stopped working. willow and spike got together.
<.qc> gah
<.Bracken> this happened shortly after family. but his chip had stopped before that
<.Bracken> turns out that tara's an empath demon
<.qc> hmm
<.Bracken> "Why does everybody hate me just because I'm prettier, smarter, stronger, have a wonderful personality and a beautiful ass. They're just jealous, that's it they're jealous." < -- a line of Buffy's.
<.Bracken> isn't that realistic?
<.qc> oh, that's fantabulous writing. I wish I could write like that.
<.Bracken> I do too. I think I'm jealous. Is what my feelings are towards the fic is
<.qc> Yes, I think we both have jealousy issues that we need to deal with
<.qc> Because damnit, I just can't write like that! *sobs*
<.Bracken> hee
<.Bracken> it's painful.
<.qc> What, reading the fic, or not being able to write like that? ; )
<.Bracken> not being able to write like that of course
<.qc> Thought so... just checking
<.qc> :-D
<.Bracken> Spike punched Buffy in the nose, breaking it.. Deciding something really should be done for her Giles turned back to Buffy. "You should get to the hospital and have them set that before it heals like it is, and would you please stuff a piece of toilet paper or something up it, it's dripping on the floor."
<.Bracken> I love how they have Giles' voice.
<.qc> heh MonaLisa S7F signed off at 5:00:58 PM. MonaLisa S7F signed on at 5:09:14 PM.
<.qc> oh geez, you're still here? Heh. Well, I must depart this place now.
<.Bracken> hee
<.Bracken> goodnights
<.qc> 'night!

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