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05.09.01
[Thu May 10 01:15:19 EDT 2001] beautyone has no profile.
<.Heather> wb
<.silver > wb b1
<.beautyone> oooh, I want your superpower heather
<.Da WonderSheep> rehi B1
<.beautyone> crikey, am I dc?
<.silver > don't think so
<.silver > are you?
<.Da WonderSheep> Dawson's Creek?
<.beautyone> mebbe Im not
<.silver > heh
<.silver > disconnected
<.Da WonderSheep> oh, ok, I'm tired and not thinking in English
<.silver > besides, dws...don't you know that's Dawson's *Freak* ?
<.silver > ;)
<.Da WonderSheep> I thought it was "That crap they show on Monday Night"
<.silver > lol
<.Da WonderSheep> Or is it "That crap they show on Wednesday night"?
<.beautyone> lol
<.silver > isn't it wednesday nights?
<.silver > heh
<.silver > yeah
<.Da WonderSheep> I get the two confused
<.silver > heh
<.beautyone> oh, I read that as monday night
<.silver > no, ROSWELL is the crap they show on monday nights....BASTARDS!!!!
<.beautyone> heehee
<.Da WonderSheep> Crap to the left of me, crap to the right here I am
<.Da WonderSheep> stuck in the middle with yoooooooooooooou!
<.silver > *stakes jason katims, the owner of Roswell*
<.beautyone> lmao dws
<.Da WonderSheep> *bows to her adoring fans* Thank you, Friday night I'll be playing the TUMC Fellowship Hall!
<.Heather> Dawson's Freak! AHHHH!!!
<.silver > teeeeeen yeeeeears later....
<.Heather> go here: http://www.geocities.com/fusking_paceys_pond muahaha...
<.Heather> shoosh
<.silver > *snerk*
<.silver > and lol
<.Heather> are you like at all surprised sulv?
<.silver > nope
<.silver > here all on my lonesome
<.Heather> good
<.silver > why?
<.Heather> I was...labbing
<.Heather> I mean, no
<.Heather> shutup!
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> SHOOSH!
<.silver > lmao
<.Heather> can't you let it die??
<.Da WonderSheep> lol
<.silver > never!!!
<.Heather> I SAID be quiet!
<.silver > NEVER!!!!
<.Heather> sulv! must you push and push??
<.Heather> eesh
<.silver > i must
<.Heather> hehe
<.silver > i must...push
<.silver > or something
<.silver > whoa, this is turning erotic
<.Da WonderSheep> ok kids, stop fighting now
<.silver > ;p
<.Heather> I've been told that so frequently...
<.Heather> what with all of the children
<.Heather> "push" that is
<.silver > all of YOUR children? ;)
<.Heather> dammit
<.silver > heh
<.Heather> you sick minded freaks!
<.Heather> and yeah
<.silver > *dies of a heart attack*
<.Heather> I have like 500 turkeys
<.Heather> didn't you know this?
<.silver > what the hell universe am i in, anyway? you're in chat....and you're talking
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> and silver says *Im* a bunny in the sack
hehe
<.silver > *looks around at the green sky*
<.Heather> shoosh
<.silver > lol@b1
<.Da WonderSheep> I got lost on the net, what did I miss?
<.silver > heh
<.beautyone> oh, two suns! pretty
<.Heather> oh yeah...I'm SO a bunny...heather the virgin bunny...that's me
<.silver > lmao!
<.silver > Heather the virgin bunny...that's great.
<.silver > i have to add that to my list of stuff to draw
<.Heather> oh good lord, no
<.silver > i finished the heatherosa one, btw
<.Da WonderSheep> Hi Heather the Virgin Bunny, I'm Spiffy da WonderSheep
<.silver > just never scanned it
<.Heather> help me please...
<.silver > ;)
<.Heather> shoot me now...
<.Heather> paaaaaaain
<.silver > *obliges and shoots heather*
<.silver > does that mean we can bury you now?
<.Heather> No!
<.silver > or...or...cremate you?
<.beautyone> *stuffs and mounts heather the bunny*
<.Heather> no more funerals!
<.Heather> lol
<.silver > you mounted Heather!?!!
<.Da WonderSheep> Oooh! I wanna do the eulogy!
<.Heather> b1!
<.Heather> stop that!
<.Heather> and eww
<.silver > loll
<.silver > lol, even
<.Da WonderSheep> ew! No mounting in the room!
<.Heather> there will be NO Heather mountage thank you
<.beautyone> god, that did not come out right
<.silver > yeah, DWS's got issues with being mounted...;)
<.beautyone> what? were both bunnies
<.Da WonderSheep> Hey, I'm a poor lil defensless sheep!
<.Heather> who cares about sheepy, I'm the one getting mounted!
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> we're both bunnies
<.Heather> I beg of you to stop
<.Heather> haha
<.silver > yeah, but you "stuffed" her, too...that doesn't sound very comfortable
<.Heather> yes
<.Da WonderSheep> brb again
<.Heather> it chafed greatly
<.silver > my, how quickly we ran into the gutter..lol
<.silver > see, b1...you forgot the lubricant!
<.silver > shame on you!
<.Heather> you're saving this, aren't you?
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> lmao!!
<.silver > uh...i haven't as yet
<.silver > no
<.silver > do you wish me too?
<.Heather> uh
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> chafed!
<.Heather> you probably will
<.Heather> so it's not like I can stop you...hahaha
<.Da WonderSheep> save this, we'll need blackmail later
<.silver > *evil laugh*
<.Heather> as if there isn't already enough blackmail
<.silver > no kidding
<.beautyone> oh no, cause *I* would be so guilty
<.Heather> sheepy needs to read some chats apparently
<.silver > all of our chats are in some way, shape or form about heather
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> lmao...they are?
<.silver > well, lots of 'em are, anyway
<.Heather> wait no
<.Heather> there's that one where sweedy was britney
<.silver > there's the heatherosa chat...
<.silver > and the one where you had the kid...
<.Heather> that never happened
<.beautyone> the one where she ate the car
<.Heather> liiiiiies
<.Heather> all lies!
<.silver > yeah!
<.silver > the car one!
<.Da WonderSheep> oh, geez, I have missed some stuff!
<.Heather> oh gosh, the car one
<.silver > it's all you, Heather
<.Heather> that was like the BEST ever
<.Da WonderSheep> Oh well, I'll just stay here being the Eternally Confused One
<.Heather> we were all like high or something
<.beautyone> you make the party heather
<.silver > you are the glue that chats are....put together with
<.Heather> lol
<.beautyone> and we sniff the glue
<.silver > lmao!
<.silver > good one, b1
<.Da WonderSheep> I was just typing that B1
<.Heather> someone give sheepy the link eh?
<.silver > *high fives*
<.beautyone> *high fives back*
<.silver > DWS..... http://www.voy.com/13790/
<.Da WonderSheep> nuh uh! I studied all night, no more studying for this sheep!
<.Heather> hey now, I haven't sniffed anything for years
<.silver > there's the sanctuary....you can go post there whenever ya like...and here's the inner sanctum w/ all the saved chats:
<.silver > http://www.geocities.com/sils_sanctuary/
<.silver > i think
<.Da WonderSheep> okies, I bookmark for later.
<.Heather> if not, you shall be flogged
<.silver > heh
<.silver > let beautyone do it
<.Heather> hehehe
<.silver > she'll prolly get a kick out of it
<.Da WonderSheep> ooh,thank you sir, may I please have another?
<.silver > ;)
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> hee3
<.Heather> or just hee
<.silver > hee3 pio?
<.Heather> shhh
<.silver > *snerk*
<.Da WonderSheep> lol
<.silver > *sill laughing*
<.silver > where the hell did the 3 come from, anyway?
<.beautyone> hey!
<.beautyone> I just caught that silver
<.Heather> I uh...accidentally hit it
<.silver > and beautyone just got the flogging thing....
<.Da WonderSheep> It magically appeared
<.silver > lol
<.silver > ;)
<.beautyone> *runs to the closet and gets out lil whip*
<.silver > ack!
<.silver > *hides behind heather*
<.Heather> three...it's the magic number...
<.Heather> hey
<.Heather> no hiding behind me
<.beautyone> Snap!
<.Da WonderSheep> *hides behind Sil*
<.silver > *evades the whip...letting Heather take the crack*
<.Heather> mmm...crack
<.silver > heh
<.Heather> wait, no...dammit, not that kind
<.silver > the OTHER kind of crack?!
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> fuck
<.Da WonderSheep> brb, have to look into renting a houseboat
<.silver > like, plumber crack?!
<.Heather> uh...
<.silver > ooh, houseboat
<.silver > cool
<.Heather> NO!
<.silver > hee
<.Heather> big giant no
<.silver > uh huh
<.silver > a big giant crack, ya mean
<.silver > sheesh, heater
<.Heather> <.b>NO<./b> (yes, I know html doesn't work in here but fuck it)
<.beautyone> *runs to the closet and gets out spackle*
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> but not actually fuck it
<.beautyone> *and putty knife*
<.silver > you have a well stocked closet, b1
<.Heather> because I'm Heather the virgin bunny
<.silver > spackle AND a whip stored in the same place?
<.beautyone> yep, cause Im all purpose
<.silver > sheesh, you guys're kinky over there, eh?
<.beautyone> *blush*
<.silver > hee
<.Heather> *lalala*
<.silver > bored so quickly?
<.beautyone> eh, no. the kinky is in the box under the bed
<.silver > i see, we must continue to taunt you, or risk losing your attention
<.Da WonderSheep> too much money, *sigh*
<.Heather> *LALALA*
<.beautyone> *offers heather small convertible snack*
<.silver > so uh.....wiped your eyes with baby wipes anytime recently?
<.Heather> shoosh
<.Da WonderSheep> No, but I did get lemon juice in my eyes today
<.beautyone> no, Im not STUPID
<.Heather> I've never done that
<.silver > heh
<.silver > suuuuuuure
<.Heather> she was talking to me
<.Heather> sigh
<.Heather> shutup sulv!
<.silver > *whistles*
<.beautyone> I know that heather, but I can still answer
<.Heather> bah
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> lol
<.beautyone> bah bah bah bah
<.beautyone> bah bah bah bah
<.silver > humbug
<.beautyone> we believe
<.Da WonderSheep> burp
<.beautyone> we believe
<.silver > heh
<.silver > *burst into sobs*
<.beautyone> cause we felt it burning in our hearts
<.beautyone> bah bah bah bah
<.beautyone> bah bah bah bah
<.beautyone> and its true
<.silver > waaaahhhh! you just HAD to sing a song with the word "believe" in it, didn't you?!!!
<.Da WonderSheep> ok kids, I have to get myself to beddy bye.
<.silver > damnit
<.beautyone> yes its true
<.silver > buh bye, DWS!
<.Da WonderSheep> Hasta! play nice!
<.silver > nice to see ya again!
<.beautyone> if it gets us all thru the night
<.silver > crap
<.beautyone> for the rest of our lives
<.silver > stop it!
<.silver > stop!
<.silver > waaaah
<.silver > *cries*
<.beautyone> so? so what that it had the word believe in it?
<.silver > yes
<.silver > *riff*
<.beautyone> *gives sil a tissue*
<.silver > Max and Liz's song on Roswell is "I shall believe"
<.beautyone> oh. that
<.silver > or rather...it WAS...or I mean...it WOULD have been
<.silver > :(
<.Heather> uh
<.Heather> bah
<.Heather> roswell
<.Heather> bah I say
<.silver > *sniff*
<.silver > me too
<.silver > i join you in that bah
<.Heather> ooh...look how the words make like a pyramid
<.silver > lol
<.silver > okay.....you're on crack
<.Heather> I'm far too easily amused
<.silver > yes
<.Heather> shoosh
<.silver > people on crack are often easily amused
<.silver > or so i've heard
<.Heather> hehe
<.Heather> speaking from experience eh?
<.silver > nope
<.silver > no crack for me
<.silver > of any kind
<.Heather> lol
<.silver > especially your kind
<.Heather> not even earl the plummer?
<.silver > oh, he's got a name, eh?
<.Heather> haha
<.Heather> no
<.Heather> no name
<.silver > earl's your crack plumber?
<.Heather> shutup!
<.silver > i see
<.beautyone> I could lend you some spackle
<.silver > lol
<.silver > yeah, i think she needs some
<.silver > i think earl does, rather
<.beautyone> *runs to the closet and gets out some U joints*
<.silver > uhhh
<.silver > i don't even know what those are
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> uh
<.beautyone> *and a plumbers snake*
<.Heather> oh
<.Heather> phew
<.Heather> plummer's tools
<.Heather> I hope.
<.beautyone> lol, of course
<.Heather> or...do I?
<.Heather> I don't know what's worse...
<.beautyone> mwahahahahaha
<.Heather> the fact that b1 has that weird kinky stuff or the plummer tools
<.silver > they are equally frightening possibilities
<.Heather> plumber?
<.Heather> plummer?
<.beautyone> weird kinky stuff?
<.silver > plumber?
<.Heather> pluuuuumer?
<.beautyone> it wasnt my idea, i didnt bring it up
<.Heather> oh see
<.silver > heh
<.Heather> I got confused
<.Heather> because there's a street out here called "Plummer"
<.Heather> hehe
<.silver > hey...guess what i saw again tonight? anyone guess??
<.beautyone> plumber, from the latin plumb-lead
<.silver > here's a hint...i've seen it three other times already
<.Heather> Earl?
<.silver > heh
<.silver > no,
<.beautyone> the forsaken
<.Heather> are you SURE?
<.silver > YOU'RE earl's wednesday night thang
<.silver > ;)
<.silver > yay! and beautyone wins a prize!
<.Heather> uh
<.Heather> no
<.silver > hee
<.silver > yup
<.beautyone> *runs and puts prize in the closet*
<.silver > lol
<.silver > along with everything else
<.silver > must be a big closet ;)
<.Heather> okay, yeah...
<.beautyone> just very full
<.Heather> I give you permission to save this chat
<.beautyone> yeah, cause Im in it!
<.Heather> lol
<.silver > heh
<.silver > *salutes*
<.beautyone> Im never in the saved chats and it really irks me
<.Heather> aww
<.silver > thanks, sergeant!
<.beautyone> all the fun while Im not here
<.silver > well, you'll be in this one, b1
<.silver > you wanna know why?!
<.Heather> you know what's sadder b1?
<.beautyone> *runs and gets party hats*
<.silver > 'cause hardly anyone else ever SAVES chats besides me! Heather had some, and SB's saved one or two, and Bracky sent me one�but that's it
<.beautyone> that Im obsessed about not being in any saved chats?
<.Heather> the fact that I'm in most of the chats and don't even remember being there.
<.silver > I'm the only other one who does it, and usually by the time i get here you're gone already
<.silver > 'course...I think Doyle's in like....all but one chat...lol
<.Heather> hehe
<.beautyone> hes gonna be sorry hes not here now
<.Heather> where IS he?
<.silver > beautyone...you were here for the Over chat, weren't ya?
<.beautyone> lets bash glory while hes gone
<.silver > heh
<.Heather> glory suck
<.Heather> s
<.Heather> and stuff
<.Heather> and yeah
<.Heather> diiiiie
<.beautyone> yeah, but I couldnt think of anything witty to say in the over chat
<.silver > hm....
<.silver > if we save this one
<.silver > and doyle goes back to read it later
<.Heather> oops
<.silver > he'll see anything we say about glory
<.silver > unless we edit
<.silver > hee
<.beautyone> dont save the part about bashing glory
<.Heather> hehehe
<.Heather> uh
<.beautyone> edit it baby!
<.Heather> I didn't say anything bad about glory
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> no sirree
<.Heather> glory is the best
<.Heather> glory rules
<.silver > uh huh
<.beautyone> I dint either
<.Heather> if I was gay, I'd do her
<.Heather> only not
<.silver > ooooh...i have blackmail material!!!
<.beautyone> shes the creamy freshness
<.silver > yipee!
<.Heather> oh fuck
<.Heather> but but
<.Heather> that was like a joke
<.silver > heh
<.beautyone> *runs and gets glory doll out of the closet*
<.Heather> and you have to like show the whole thing, including "only not"
<.silver > you have a glory doll?!
<.beautyone> here ya go heather!
<.Heather> oh get that away from me
<.Heather> eww
<.silver > yeah, heather doesn't like her thighs
<.beautyone> lol
<.silver > ;)
<.Heather> give it to dennis
<.Heather> yeah!
<.Heather> hey!
<.Heather> shoosh!
<.beautyone> whats wrong with her thighs?
<.Heather> she has like Heather thighs
<.Heather> and Heather doesn
<.Heather> 't wear dresses like that
<.Heather> because Heather's wardrobe people aren't idiots
<.silver > heh
<.silver > why is heather talking about herself in the third person?
<.silver > hmmmmm
<.Heather> because Heather like does that for some strange reason
<.silver > lol
<.silver > because she's on crack?
<.Heather> and ahhhh
<.beautyone> *wraps up glory doll in pretty paper, labels 'for doyle'*
<.silver > because she's a crack monster?
<.Heather> I have work at like 7:30 tomorrow morning
<.silver > bleh
<.beautyone> but that means you have nice thighs heather!
<.silver > eh, that's in like, 9 hours
<.silver > little less
<.beautyone> so, you have a good 3 hours left.
<.Heather> thank you for reminding me
<.Heather> ugh
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> before you have to sleep
[Thu May 10 01:45:39 EDT 2001] Doyle: The good fight, yeah? - You never know until you've been tested. - I get that now.
<.silver > hello, does she LOOK like you, b1?
<.Heather> I think coffee is going to be my friend again
<.silver > and get no sleep?
<.silver > eh?
<.silver > heya doyle :)
<.Heather> oh...hey...dennis...
<.Heather> lalalala
<.beautyone> oh crikey.
<.silver > we were just talking.....ahem
<.silver > hee
<.beautyone> I read that so wrong!
<.silver > beautyone has a present for you!
<.beautyone> *blush*
<.Doyle> oh...thanx...for...the...hesitent...welcome...heather
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> no...that's not what that was
<.Heather> really...
<.beautyone> *gives doyle big present*
<.Heather> ahem...
<.Heather> *lalala*
<.Heather> ahem...
<.Heather> *lalala*
<.silver > you should open your present, doyley
<.beautyone> hey doyle!! so glad your here!!!!
<.silver > it's a gooooood one
<.silver > you'll liiiiiiiike it
<.Heather> yeah
<.Heather> and I won't
<.Heather> like at all
<.Doyle> yes *opens*
<.Heather> *lalala*
<.silver > and *sob!* at your profile!
<.silver > *waaaaah!*
<.silver > *pops out of wrapping paper*
<.beautyone> except I read it to very inappropriate and had to wash out my mind
<.Heather> *doesn't look at glory*
<.silver > *wearing a short short dress*
<.beautyone> its a glory doll dennis!
<.beautyone> and shes wearing that lil red dress:)
<.Doyle> uh huh...
<.silver > lol
<.beautyone> heather dint want her
<.Heather> and I would so not do her
<.silver > hm...i sense less enthusiasm than i would have imagined
<.beautyone> even though she said she would
<.silver > ;)
<.Heather> shoosh
<.Heather> I did not
<.beautyone> you said you would heather!
<.silver > yes you did!
<.silver > i have it!
<.Heather> I did not!
<.silver > i have it all right here in Word!
<.silver > lol
<.Heather> did not! did not!
<.Doyle> so it's not like, really Glory?
<.beautyone> did too!
<.Heather> NO!!
<.silver > it's a glory doll, really
<.silver > hm...heather i should go post this chat on the sanctuary, for proof
<.beautyone> cause real glory is stubborn
<.silver > ....
<.Doyle> hmmm
<.beautyone> lol,
<.silver > except, then there'd be other things...
<.silver > that people could read...
<.silver > hmmmmm
<.beautyone> and you have to edit
<.Heather> lol
<.Heather> like you haven't ALREADY
<.silver > oh no, well, i wouldn't edit to just post it on the sanka
<.beautyone> but you could paste and then edit
<.beautyone> sanka?
<.silver > like who hasn't already what?
<.silver > sanka=sanctuary
<.silver > hee
<.Heather> editted it
<.silver > i haven't
<.Doyle> well, it's my second day on unspoilerness for 'spiral' and i'm doing okay
<.silver > actually
<.Heather> wow
<.beautyone> oh, I call it the sanc
<.silver > whoo, doyle!
<.Heather> it's the sanka
<.Heather> hehehe
<.silver > well, you're stronger than me, doyle. i finally gave in on Roswell
<.silver > grrrrr
<.beautyone> I'll have to remember that
<.silver > still no buffy spoilers though
<.silver > so woo!
<.beautyone> and sil, when you post gmbp, let me know right away okay?
<.silver > yeah yeah yeah
<.silver > sheesh
<.silver > you guys're like, fanatical about that
<.silver > when you were getting on me about it last night
<.Heather> I'm not
<.Heather> lalala
<.silver > Bracken was all over me in IM telling me the same thing
<.beautyone> thats cause its more fun than checking the mail
<.silver > lol
<.silver > and yeah, we KNOW you're not Heather...you...you, Non participator, you!
<.Doyle> well let's just hope you can be stonger for me to not let me read spoilers for 'spiral' than you are for not letting you read
roswell spoilers, sil
<.silver > miss "i'm going to do quote of the day tonight"
<.beautyone> in gmbp you can prove yourself to be brainy.
<.silver > i shall be, doyley
<.beautyone> or stupid as the case may be
<.silver > i will never let you know!
<.silver > never!!
<.silver > NEVER!
<.Doyle> uh huh
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