Bracken
Flag Smut Fungus (Cos I know you're all real interested)
02:35:19 05/03/01 Thu
flag smut fungus n : a smut fungus causing a smut in cereals and other grasses that chiefly affects leaves and stems and is characterized chains of sori within the plant tissue that later rupture releasing black masses of spores
It just gets dirtier and dirtier by the minute. Smut among cereal? Who would've thought.
silver
sounds like some really bad porno
04:11:56 05/03/01 Thu
and you think i'm kidding. i saw one once where this woman lactated into a bowl of cereal, and this guy ate it, and then they ......
um...wait. no. that wasn't me. i don't watch porn. that was someone else...someone dirty, and sick-minded....someone who watches porn. And she doesn't even remember what happened
Bracken
LMAO. That's just disturbing.
04:14:58 05/03/01 Thu
I was thinking of more just the cereals being pornographic, w/o any people around.
silver
sick-minded cheerios?
04:23:48 05/03/01 Thu
getting it on when no one else is around? Sticking things in their little holes? Okay...now I'm disturbing myself.
Bracken
Maybe the Rice Krispies could be the 'stick in things'
04:39:56 05/03/01 Thu
Sure they're little but if they *were* umm..yeah, I'll stop now.
silver
lmao! ooh yeah! 'cause you know when rice krispies get wet they crackle and pop and stuff.
04:41:50 05/03/01 Thu
for a cheerio, that would be like....a vibrator.
Bracken
lol. This is just getting..umm
04:45:32 05/03/01 Thu
I wasn't even thinking vibrator, but that totally makes sense..
We need some cereal and a video camera, we could be making a lot of money off this
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
[email protected]
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeVille!
04:46:51 05/03/01 Thu
oh yeah, you like that? you know you do...
Bracken
LMFAO
04:49:16 05/03/01 Thu
With the ceral and David.. I'm getting some visual I don't want. (none *that* bad though)
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
hee...did you check the e-mail addy?
04:52:30 05/03/01 Thu
*slaps cheerio-bitch's ass*
Bracken
LOL@ the email addy.
04:55:00 05/03/01 Thu
or runs away in fear..
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
don't run away baby...you know you want some of this mack daddy
04:56:31 05/03/01 Thu
Bracken
lol. Yeah, I don't really like cereal that way...
05:15:00 05/03/01 Thu
I do like to eat it tho, depending on the kind of course
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
just tell me what kind to be, baby...
05:36:24 05/03/01 Thu
and you can eat me all night.
You KNOW I had to!!! lol
Bracken
LMFAO...
05:38:52 05/03/01 Thu
This..this is just getting far to umm..yeah.
Thanks for the offer CPD..but still not interested
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
come on, man....ooh, I can be lucky charms...I can be magically delicious!
06:19:55 05/03/01 Thu
*makes certain to put the right name in*
Bracken
LOL. Oh God... Still not interested CPD, even if you are magically delicious
14:12:36 05/03/01 Thu
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
Damnit! What does it take to make you want to have kinky, cereal-coated porno sex with me?!
14:36:30 05/03/01 Thu
Bracken
Uhh.. I think I'm just going to back away now.. *runs away in fear*
15:19:36 05/03/01 Thu
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
Bracken, waaaaaiiiiitt! I loooooooove you!!!
16:19:51 05/03/01 Thu
*runs after Bracken*
Bracken
Oh my god.. This is just really scary now.
17:41:20 05/03/01 Thu
lmao
*runs into church*
They always seem to be safe havens in movies.
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
i'm a freaking cheerio, not a vampire!!! *runs after Bracky with little cheerio arms outstretched* Braaaaacken!!!
01:37:33 05/04/01 Fri
ooh, church! perfect...now we can get married and you can make an honest cheerio out of me!
Bracken
*whimpers* But I don't love you. Please leave me alone.
01:41:25 05/04/01 Fri
people run to from normal bad guys into churches, not just vampires, in la movies. :P
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
"people run to from"? Come away with me Bracken! I mind not that you make no sense! I love you anyway!!!
02:02:40 05/04/01 Fri
or, we could just have hot naked cereal sex on the kitchen table. Your choice ;)
Bracken
LOL. Yes, they "run to from" it's like tae-bo.
03:02:09 05/04/01 Fri
*hangs head in shame* I'll never learn. *sigh*
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *cries*
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
i will never leave you alone! never!!! ha ha ha ha!!!!
03:08:23 05/04/01 Fri
don't you know that i yearn for you? That my hole is just lost and empty without you to fill it?
;)
and jesus...i almost did it again...the name thing. lol.
Bracken
Fill your hole? Oh god...
14:25:13 05/04/01 Fri
sigh.. I don't think I could ever fill your hole. I... I just can't be with you. *walks away*
Cheerio Pimp Daddy
waaaah! how will I ever get over this?! *sobs* I thought you were it, man! I thought you were my true porno love!
15:48:22 05/04/01 Fri
I'll never forget, Bracken...I'll never forget!
Bracken
*dies laughing*
18:31:19 05/04/01 Fri
Shh. Cheerio Pimp Daddy. Shhh.