heatherosa, o heatherosa,

didn't think anyone could

call you evil, or eeeevul,

'cause you're just misunderstood.

heatherosa, o heatherosa,

you just can't spew flames willy nilly

heatherosa, o heatherosa,

because to do so would just be plain silly.

oh, but since it's a country song, you'd need to add something in about a dog, and a broken down car in the back yard. Add some twang, and there ya go.

I had me a cow...

*twang twang*...

But she's gone now...

*twang twang*...

I loved Bessy dear...

*twang twang*...

So sad she's not here...

*twang twang*...