Breadsticks and Lightsabers
thanks to Swedish Bob for saving and editing this chat for me :)
<.silver..> you know what i never got about star wars?
<.Heather..> I'm being quoted again?
<.Doyle..> why they always chopped off limps in each movie??
<.Doyle..> i've wondered that too
<.Heather..> and yeah, finished english paper
<.Doyle..> yes, heather. i quoted you. to make it seem like you were
saying stuff
<.silver..> every time Luke and Darth Vader fought, Darth Vader would say
"Obi-Wan has taught you well,".....but obi-wan like, taught Luke
*nothing*. he died before really training him at all. He did that little
exercise on the Millenium Falcon with the helmet and the lightsaber,
but beyond that, he virtually taught him nothing. Luke was TRAINED by
yoda.
<.silver..> and yay to finishing english papers!
<.silver..> *throws confetti*
<.Swedish Bob ..> hmmm but Obi Wan was with luke in spirit
<.Swedish Bob ..> or something
<.silver..> hm
<.Doyle..> but hey, ya never wondered why in each movie they chopped
off a limp??
<.Doyle..> in all four they did
<.silver..> ?
<.Doyle..> i keep score
<.Doyle..> well, not *score*
<.silver..> what got chopped off in each movie other than luke's hand in
empire?
<.Doyle..> but keep track
<.Swedish Bob ..> chopped off a what?
<.Doyle..> ok...
<.Heather..> hey
<.Heather..> I knew this girl
<.Doyle..> starwars, obi-wan chopped off that guy's arm in the bar
<.silver..> i mean...darth maul...i don't really consider that to be a limb
chopped off....that was kinda his torso
<.Heather..> her brother's name was...obi wan kenobi
<.Doyle..> in empire strikes back it was luke's hand
<.silver..> oh yeah, the arm guy
<.Doyle..> and that snow beast's arm
<.Swedish Bob ..> wow
<.silver..> like, for real?
<.silver..> heather?
<.Swedish Bob ..> her parents must have been hard core fans
<.Doyle..> in return of the jedi it was darth vader's hand
<.silver..> like, he was named that?
<.Swedish Bob ..> that's true doyle hmmmm
<.silver..> hm
<.Doyle..> in phantom menace it was darth maul chopped in two
<.silver..> lol
<.silver..> like i said though...that wasn't really a limb
<.Heather..> yes, for real
<.Heather..> her name was daysha vu
<.Doyle..> it was a toreso
<.Doyle..> but sorta the same
<.silver..> oh god
<.silver..> that name
<.Swedish Bob..> woah
<.silver..> lol
<.Doyle..> they like to chop things off
<.Heather..> hehe
<.Heather..> seriously
<.silver..> well, but ....you're right.
<.silver..> lol...i never noticed that before
<.Swedish Bob ..> can you imagine ordering something on the phone
<.Swedish Bob ..> they would think it was a prank
<.silver..> like bart simpson
<.silver..> calling moe's
<.Swedish Bob..> <.Obi-Wan Kenobi> "Hello my name is Obi Wan Kenobi and I would like a large pizza
with
extra cheese"
<.silver..> lmao
<.silver..> <.pizza guy..> "yeah, right...and you want me to deliver that to the
death star, right?"
<.Doyle..> lol
<.Swedish Bob ..> <.Obi-Wan Kenobi>"and if you aren't here in half an hour I am going to come
after you with my light sabre"
<.silver..> <.pizza guy..> "Oh, and I don't need directions...I'll just let the
force be my guide"
<.Heather..> hahahaha
<.Swedish Bob ..> haha
<.silver..> *g*
<.Swedish Bob ..> *piza guys drives with blinders from millenium falcon*
<.silver..> hehee
<.silver..> with that cool satellite dish on top
<.Doyle..> "you are jabba the hut right?", "no, we're *pizza* hut. you must
have us confused with someone else" that's what a real die-hard fan
would be like
<.Doyle..> hutt even
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