I am not Brad
a.k.a. Back in Tim
a.k.a. Embalming fluid crack whore cigar dipper
01. 11. 2002
[Fri Jan 11 02:29:31 EST 2002] Bracken: -Mmmm....you taste like a depressed crack whore.-
<.silver> heya brack :)
<.silver> and lmao
<.silver> whakataback, or something
<.silver> i forget exactly
<.Doyle> "soon", brack........soon
<.Bracken> Hi
<.silver> hee
<.Doyle> *g*
<.Beautyone> heya brack
<.Bracken> I have to sleep soon... I actually have to sleep 2 -3 hours ago
<.Doyle> well what are you waiting for, brack? find a damn time machine and go back in tim already!:D
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> time
<.Beautyone> *wants to see bracky, back in tim*
<.silver> you guys and your early bedtimes ;)
<.silver> and lol@ back in tim
<.Doyle> i had something after "time" then backspaced and obviously deleted the 'e' by mistake
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> ha ha
<.Bracken> I'll get right on that....
<.silver> *cough*
<.silver> ha
<.Doyle> so nyah:p
<.Doyle> was not a typo
<.Doyle> originally
<.silver> ahem
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken> That sentence that B1 said... gosh. Wow. I could go places with that....
<.Beautyone> *blush*
<.Doyle> *opens windows and lets sun bathe silver* mwahahaha
<.Beautyone> I couldve just kept my mouth shut.
<.silver> lmao
<.Bracken> Nah...
<.silver> and aaaaaggghhhh!
<.silver> *burns up and turns to ash*
<.Doyle> *gets dustbuster*
<.silver> *gets sucked up*
<.silver> hehee....*wicked laugh*
<.Doyle> *blocks mind from sil's evil ashy suggestions*
<.silver> lmao @ ashy suggestions
<.silver> silver the ashy, am i now?
<.Doyle> you go to the bin, ashy
<.Beautyone> *holds tongue on sucked up comments*
<.Beautyone> no! cant we grit the path instead?
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> we'll grit the path with silver's ash
<.Doyle> brilliant
<.silver> oh yay
<.silver> wtf is gritting the path?
<.Doyle> ask B, she's the gritting expert
<.Beautyone> when it snows, you use ashes to grit the path.
<.silver> hm
<.silver> we just use salt and melt it.
<.Bracken> grit is dirt or a type of food... when one grits a path.. it gets kind if icky.
<.silver> i've had grits
<.Doyle> *grits teeth* (totally different thing)
<.silver> with syrup
<.silver> it tasted kinda like oatmeal
<.Beautyone> like...if someone dies from a massive radiation dose, and theyre dead, theyre all dead dave, then the only thing you
can do is use them to grit the path.
<.silver> *senses that that's a quote*
<.Beautyone> *is fairly sure its a quote*
<.silver> heh
<.Doyle> who's dave? ::GASP:: not dave from alvin & the chipmunks?!
<.Beautyone> no!
<.Beautyone> Dave Lister
<.silver> AAAAAAAAAAAAlVIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
<.Doyle> oh
<.Beautyone> My like...hero
<.Doyle> phfft
<.Doyle> hero?
<.Doyle> *sniff*
<.Beautyone> not as much a hero as say...Doyle.
<.silver> *sniffs with*
<.Doyle> hehe@AAAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
<.Beautyone> Doyle is way more heroic.
<.Doyle> damn right
<.Doyle> *is*
<.Doyle> it's good ya said, "is"
<.Doyle> if you said, "was" i'd have to turn you to ash too
<.silver> lol
<.silver> and oooooh!!!!
<.Doyle> *is *one* with the flame-thrower*
<.silver> i have 427 hits now!!!
<.silver> what did i have this morning, b? 2 hundred and something?
<.Bracken> Yipee!!!!!!
<.Doyle> is B your official tally person?
<.Bracken> I kind of gave the link out in an egroup that I belong to.. *whistles*
<.Beautyone> yep.
<.Doyle> goodo
<.Beautyone> * keeps going back to up the numbers*
<.silver> lol....really? yay :)
<.Doyle> ha
<.Doyle> !
<.silver> and ...heh....i told b what the hit count was this morning 'cause we were on IM together
<.Beautyone> heh, not really. really its all new and fun ppl.
<.silver> and lol, b
<.Doyle> egroup...what is that exactly?
<.Bracken> a email group
<.Doyle> ah
<.Doyle> email...i remember that
<.silver> heh
<.silver> i recently joined an e-group, for the first time. i'm beta-reading for a chick's TNG fic, which she's releasing in parts through the
group
<.silver> 'tis fun
<.Beautyone> well crud. I only have 466, sonofabitch
<.Doyle> email is SO yesterday. there's this new thing out called *actual* mail, ya see you *write* it and put it in an envelope and
*post* it
<.Bracken> lmao
<.Doyle> into a...let-ter-box
<.Doyle> or mailbox
<.Doyle> whichever
<.Doyle> i dunno which one you guys have
<.silver> heh
<.silver> mailbox, in ohio, anyway
<.Bracken> we have a slot
<.Beautyone> *holds back naughty thoughts*
<.Doyle> and in the world according to ohio it's mailbox
<.silver> lol.....
<.silver> i didn't bother
<.silver> holding them back
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> whats this E group you belong to Brack? do they write fic?
<.Bracken> I belong to 48..I believe. And yes some of them do write the fic.
<.Beautyone> you belong to 48 e groups??
<.silver> holy crap
<.silver> just gonna ask that
<.Bracken> That's cut down from the 50 something I was on.
<.Doyle> *holds B like Miss Kitty Fantastico* you cannot have anymore fic. you have a fic problem
<.Doyle> see, i can do dramatic
<.Bracken> lol
<.Beautyone> I do not have a problem!
<.Beautyone> *hides the fic Im currently reading*
<.silver> lmfao
<.Doyle> and i just hit my elbow on the slide in & out thingy the keyboard sits on
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> ow! *smooches it better*
<.Doyle> *wipes off drool*
<.Doyle> thanx
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> ew
<.silver> yuck
<.silver> you drool, b?
<.Beautyone> I do not.
<.Beautyone> that is someone elses drool.
<.Bracken> Well..it's been a blast... Being back in tim and all. But alas, Goodnight folks.
<.Beautyone> *cant believe I kissed a drool*
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> g'night, bracky :)
<.Doyle> hmmm, i *was* biting my own arm at some point
<.Beautyone> dreamy dreams bracka
<.Doyle> maybe that's where it's from
<.Bracken> it's my drool. I drool on Doyle all the time.
<.Doyle> byes brack
<.silver> why, were you trapped in a trap?
<.Doyle> or it's bracken's
<.Beautyone> ah. bracky drool is okay I guess.
<.Beautyone> I want more hits!!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i know, they're so addictive
<.Doyle> *punches B in the nose and had a headache*
<.Doyle> wait...i'm not Spike
<.silver> lmfao
<.Doyle> nm
<.Beautyone> ow!
<.Beautyone> he hurt me!
<.silver> and it hurt!
<.Doyle> *gives B a patch*
<.silver> i mean, it hurt him!
<.Bracken> ANd it hurt..uh..him I mean
<.silver> hee
<.Bracken> and that only works on humans
<.Beautyone> yay! Im not a demon!
<.Bracken> you're not a demon
<.silver> lmao
<.Doyle> phew
<.Bracken> I'm not a demon
<.Doyle> you're both not demons?
<.Doyle> geez, isn't anyone a demon anymore?
<.silver> it's a crazy not-a-demon party in here
<.Doyle> you think you know a person
<.silver> soon they'll get up out of their chairs
<.Doyle> then they reveal they're not a demon
<.silver> and then doyle will get up
<.silver> we'll all get up
<.silver> it'll be anarchy!
<.Bracken> There's no demon in there. Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line. Am I right? You're a piece of work. I like you.
<.silver> hehee
<.Beautyone> *gets up*
<.silver> i liked when he said that
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> *looks a bit confused*
<.silver> t'was funny
<.Bracken> BREAKFAST CLUB!!!!
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> yes
<.Bracken> I love that!!
<.silver> you win a cigar
<.Beautyone> oh!
<.silver> don't go near Bill Clinton with it
<.Doyle> BREAKFEST AT TIFFANY'S
<.Doyle> *ahem*
<.Beautyone> but I love that movei
<.silver> and don't dip it in embalming fluid
<.Bracken> the 'it'll be anarchy' part
<.Beautyone> movie
<.Bracken> lmao
<.Bracken> ewwwww
<.silver> hee
<.Beautyone> ewww from me too.
<.silver> lmao
<.Bracken> *sings* back in tim....back in tiiiiiiiiim....
<.Doyle> bracken should be Spike cause she knows a quote of his
<.silver> lmFao
<.silver> !
<.Doyle> yes, my logic rules damnit
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> I really am leaving.. yep. I sure am.
<.silver> hee
<.silver> kk....night, brackywacky!!
<.Doyle> nights Spikey
<.Bracken> lmao.
<.silver> heh
<.Bracken> I don't wanna be Spikey
<.Bracken> *drools on Doyle*
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> things change Spikey
<.Beautyone> dreamy dreams bracky!
<.silver> *sniff* i thought *i* was spike!
<.Doyle> okies, brack's Spike post-chip, you're Spike pre-chip
<.Bracken> Oh. Hey. I can be S1-3 Spike..you can be 4-6 Spike.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> whoa
<.silver> ha ha
<.Bracken> The drool...it connects us
<.silver> you're Brad, brack
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> who's brad?
<.silver> chipped Spike
<.Bracken> No. I am not.
<.silver> lmao
<.Beautyone> Dammit.
<.silver> yes y ou are, yes you are!
<.Beautyone> Janet.
<.silver> ha ha
<.silver> *does a dance*
<.Doyle> Spike changed his name S6?
<.Bracken> *cries*
<.silver> Bracken is Braaaaa-aaad
<.silver> awwww
<.silver> don't cry, brad
<.silver> *offers hankie*
<.Bracken> lmfao
<.Doyle> please do explain the name change
<.silver> lol
<.silver> doyle's lost
<.silver> doyle doesn't ever read MBTV reviews
<.Bracken> Someone at MBtv changed it
<.Doyle> Willow!
<.silver> not that i do either, really
<.Doyle> find me!
<.silver> but still
<.Doyle> i'm lost
<.silver> lol
<.Doyle> you said you'd always find me
<.Doyle> no wait, i'm not Tara either
<.silver> yeah, but willow's a lying bitch crack-whore
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> she probably dips her cigars in embalming fluid
<.Bracken> *snicker*
<.Bracken> *snort*
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> *chokes on potato chip*
<.Beautyone> heh
<.Bracken> oh god....
<.Doyle> so someone just said Spike's name should be changed to Brad now that he's chipped?
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Poor depressed crack whore Willow
<.silver> i don't exactly know the theory. something to do with how the real spike's been replaced by this guy named brad
<.silver> and lmao
<.silver> damn crack whore.
<.silver> *giggles*
<.Bracken> lol
<.Doyle> let's all be crack whores
<.Doyle> 'cept Brad
<.Doyle> ;)
<.Bracken> *pouts*
<.silver> i'll be a crack whore, and then doyle will be a crack whore. we'll all be crack whores. it'll be anarchy!
<.Bracken> lmao
<.Doyle> wtf you quoting again and again, sil?
<.silver> oh man....what's gotten in to me tonight? lol
<.Bracken> that quote can be used for anything!
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> yeah, it can! lol
<.Doyle> you're quoting literiture i have no way of knowing
<.silver> it's from the breakfast club, doyle
<.Doyle> dear Glory i think i almost quoted anya
<.Bracken> dude....
<.silver> as brad said above ^^^^^
<.silver> and lol
<.silver> it's okay
<.Doyle> *stabs self with home-made sacraficial knife*
<.silver> you can quote her now
<.silver> she's dead
<.Bracken> I am not Brad.
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> and lmao.....you are so
<.silver> doyle said so
<.Bracken> *gasp*
<.silver> *gasps with*
<.silver> what?
<.Bracken> Fine. That's the way it is... *drools on the whole lot of you*
<.silver> why are we gasping?
<.silver> do you need oxygen?
<.Bracken> I don't know.
<.silver> and lol.....ew
<.silver> *takes a shower*
<.Beautyone> gah, I cant find anything on my site.
<.Doyle> *takes everyone's oxygen away* you'll get it after class
<.silver> *then goes to secret lab and sends brad back in tim*
<.Bracken> it was only a bit.... geesh
<.Bracken> lmao
<.silver> and lol....
<.silver> b, whatcha mean?
<.Bracken> that actually might work...
<.silver> lmfao!
<.silver> eewwwwww
<.Beautyone> its too many links. takes forever to find the one I want.
<.silver> *sniff*
<.Bracken> you said it!
<.silver> lol
<.silver> yeah, but i didn't mean it *that* way!
<.silver> you went all slashy with it
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> uhh..yeah. Either did..I.
<.silver> see, doyle....brad's the slashy one
<.Doyle> bbl folks
<.silver> bracky the slashy
<.Bracken> I so am not!
<.silver> see, it even fits
<.silver> *g*
<.Doyle> you're the ashy one, silver, now
<.silver> c-ya, doyle!
<.Bracken> Goodnight Doyle
<.silver> lol...yes, i will be ashy
<.silver> brad will be slashy
<.Beautyone> dreamy dreams Doyle
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> ah goodness, i might have to save this
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken> You just might
<.silver> hee
<.Bracken> Only I am not BRAD
<.silver> and now that the crazy whirlygig of fun is over.....yo're gonna go back in tim now, right?
<.silver> lol
<.silver> you soooooo are
<.Bracken> sigh....
<.silver> hee...and i think i'll call it, "my name is not Brad"
<.silver> ack!
<.silver> *you're
<.Bracken> I do not give horsie rides to third-world orphaned kids...
<.Bracken> And I certainly do not do any *spoilers*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> what?
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Well..if it's being saved. I can't really say.
<.Bracken> Now, can I? No
<.silver> heh
<.silver> where oh where has beautyone gone?
<.silver> i think she got lost among her links
<.Beautyone> *shes not off reading some fic, thats for damn sure.*
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> riiiiiiiiiight
<.Bracken> That's what I was thinking
<.silver> all righty
<.silver> all saved
<.silver> yay
<.Bracken> Oh. and this has nothing to do with anything... but Kaitlyn (she's two) ...well you know how most kids have 'babies'? Well
she has a 'granddaughter'.
<.silver> wow, that's like, three chats i'll get to add next time
<.Bracken> woo
<.silver> been forever since we had chats to add
<.silver> and lmao
<.Bracken> yipeee....
<.silver> kaitlyn again, eh?
<.silver> she's the one you were telling me about before, right?
<.Bracken> her granddaughter is a big white christmas bear too...
<.silver> who was cracking you up
<.Bracken> yeah.
<.silver> but not in a crack whore way
<.silver> and lol
<.Bracken> lmao
<.silver> that's...odd, isn't it?
<.silver> lol
<.silver> to have a grandchild?
<.silver> i mean....you're right
<.Bracken> Jut a little.
<.silver> most kids have babies
<.silver> hm
<.silver> hee. Jut.
<.Bracken> she does have a couple babies too...
<.Bracken> shhh... *twitches*
<.silver> she's quite fertile, isn't she? *g*
<.Bracken> Just
<.silver> lmao
<.Beautyone> are you talking about me?
<.silver> lol....what?
<.silver> we say the word fertile and you think we're talking about you?
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> well, I am fertile.
<.silver> psst.....beautyone's fertile.
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> but the spouse shoots blanks now. thank the good lord.
<.silver> hehee
<.Bracken> That's shocking! I am shocked. Just shocked.
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> witness Brad's shock!
<.Bracken> Shut-up! *whimpers*
<.Beautyone> ah.
<.silver> lol
<.Beautyone> what were you talking aobut then?
<.Beautyone> I wasnt paying attention.
<.silver> um.....oh, kaitlyn
<.silver> the kid
<.silver> she's fertile
<.silver> *g*
<.Beautyone> who?
<.silver> she has children, and grandchildren
<.Bracken> My second cousin Kaitlyn. She's 2.
<.Bracken> lmao
<.silver> she's got a whole progeny thing going on
<.Beautyone> *nods as if its believeable*
<.silver> she's a matriarch
<.Bracken> just the one granddaughter as far as I know
<.silver> dude, we're actually telling the truth
<.silver> lol
<.silver> she's like angela on falcon crest
<.silver> she's got all these money grubbing grandchildren
<.silver> and she's really devious
<.Beautyone> but you said shes 2?
<.silver> and double crosses brad all the time
<.silver> lol. yeah.
<.Bracken> She's brilliant and mature for her age
<.silver> hee
<.silver> wasn't it....something like....she thought the show angel was about angels, or something?
<.silver> or she thinks he's an angel?
<.silver> i forget
<.Bracken> yeah.
<.silver> and ooh, have you converted all of your family members yet, then?
<.Bracken> Well..the one story is.
<.Beautyone> well poo, I need to go to bed.
<.silver> alas! g'night, b!!!
<.silver> *smooches*
<.Beautyone> *smooches all around*
<.Bracken> When her mom was telling her about my mom she explained that 'the angels took her to be a star in the sky'
<.Bracken> goodnight
<.silver> aaaaaaaaah, right. and she thought it was angel?
<.Bracken> yeah. she associates 'angels' with 'angel' and 'buffy'
<.silver> hee
<.silver> that's cute
<.silver> and lol....weren't you gonna go to bed before like, even doyle left?
<.Bracken> so..mom up in the sky with A/B..sounds nice
<.silver> and heh
<.Bracken> yeah....
<.Bracken> you trying to get rid of me?
<.Bracken> that it?
<.silver> lol....no
<.silver> not at all, brad
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken> embaling fluid crack whore cigar dipper.
<.silver> lmfao
<.Bracken> embalming
<.silver> embaling?
<.silver> hee
<.Bracken> shhhhhh
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Yeah. Like you make no typos!
<.silver> lmfao.....that's gonna be the next quote
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> wait. no
<.silver> hee..i do, but it doesn't bother me as much ;)
<.Bracken> or maybe..but hold on a sec.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> hold on?
<.silver> *holds*
<.silver> *listens to muzak*
<.Bracken> One of the quotes *has* to be 'Sleepmeow' and it's Doyle's
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> I'll explain where it comes from some time that is later
<.silver> heh
<.silver> okay
<.silver> Sleepmeow.
<.Bracken> and which one is the next one?
<.silver> yours ;)
<.Bracken> but which? my profile?
<.silver> lol...no, the embaling fluid crack whore cigar dipper one
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken> aha. okays
<.silver> hee
<.silver> *cracks up again just typing it*
<.Bracken> umm...you are going to spell embalming correctly right? please?
<.silver> lol...i wasn't planning on it
<.silver> it's part of the phrase's charm
<.silver> *g*
<.Bracken> Please. For the love of god...
<.Bracken> i don't wanna cry everytime I come here.
<.silver> lmfao.......
<.silver> okay, okay.....lol
<.Bracken> Oh. And one of the things that we need to talk about is your site.. but I have to tell you now....
<.silver> eeeh?
<.Bracken> that it's Faith, Hope and Trick. (not Trickery) Faith as in Faith. Hope- Scott Hope. Trick - Mr. Trick.
<.silver> oh, aha
<.silver> i wasn't sure when i did it
<.silver> thanks
<.Bracken> not a problem
<.silver> you know, i don't think i ever got where the hope came from
<.silver> lol
<.silver> <----dumbass
<.Bracken> I didn't get any of it until someone pointed it out a while back
<.silver> heh
<.silver> hehee....*cracks up over new quote on the board*
<.Bracken> it wasn't that funny...
<.silver> lol....i thought it was
<.silver> i think it was just the way it came out of nowhere
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> And okay. *puts on cape* gosh, I haven't done that in awhile.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> go, Brad! go fight evil!!!
<.Bracken> those poor innocenent people...
<.Bracken> well nevermind now! I can't save people and weep at the same time.
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken> Goodnight Silver.
<.silver> hee
<.silver> hehee
<.silver> ahem
<.silver> *cough*
<.silver> yeah....g'night. lol. ;)
<.Bracken> coughcrackwhorecough
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> yeah, go dip it in some embaling fluid
<.silver> *g*
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