A Very Berry Chat
3/27/01
<.silver> > is this the dark side?
<.silver> > hm
<.BerryQueen> Bastard ghost can't even sing
<.BerryQueen> hm?
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> What the heck does hm mean?
<.silver> > yes, because every ghost should be able to boast a lovely singing voice
<.silver> > or something
<.silver> > hm. like...hmmmmm.
<.BerryQueen> Just like "hmmmmm" but short?
<.silver> > like, contemplative hmm
<.silver> > ya
<.BerryQueen> Ahh...
<.silver> > when you're too lazy to type out hmmmmmm
<.silver> > hm will suffice
<.silver> > ;)
<.BerryQueen> With people being damn lazy in chat, everything is usually a frikkin' anaygram (sp?)
<.silver> > ya
<.silver> > like ya
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > and lol
<.silver> > sheesh
<.BerryQueen> alykwiga
<.BerryQueen> ;)
<.silver> > um
<.silver> > i dunno that one
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> at least you know what I'm getting at
<.silver> > uh...yeah. yes, i do. that's right.
<.silver> > or something
<.BerryQueen> a ha!
<.silver> > hee
<.BerryQueen> *wit*
<.BerryQueen> Oh, and yes this would be "the dark side" I guess
<.silver> > it *is* kinda funny how much stuff gets shortened...
<.silver> > probably becomes prolly
<.silver> > etc
<.silver> > kind of = kinda
<.BerryQueen> It's like BC&S but ummm... eviler? ;) In a good way of course
<.silver> > eviler? hee
<.silver> > yeah, we're such rebels
<.silver> > in Alex's first boardfic, we got our name
<.BerryQueen> I think it's a word, and if not, it is now :)
<.silver> > the "renegades"
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > i like it
<.BerryQueen> Heh
<.silver> > even if it doesn't really fi t
<.silver> > fit
<.silver> > fiT
<.silver> > arg
<.BerryQueen> fi *T*
<.silver> > zactly
<.BerryQueen> ;p
<.BerryQueen> totally
<.silver> > absolutely
<.BerryQueen> for sure
<.silver> > without a doubt
<.BerryQueen> garuntee
<.silver> > damn straight
<.BerryQueen> 100% correct
<.silver> > quite
<.BerryQueen> mucho
<.silver> > indeed
<.BerryQueen> Truley
<.silver> > uh
<.silver> > shit
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> er truely
<.silver> > truly
<.BerryQueen> okay, that too
<.silver> > positively
<.BerryQueen> ;p
<.BerryQueen> darn tootin'
<.silver> > beyond question
<.silver> > hee
<.BerryQueen> ...
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> ...
<.silver> > lmao
<.BerryQueen> fuck
<.BerryQueen> um...
<.silver> > oh goodness, i'm dying over here
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> Have we used "w/o a doubt" yet?
<.silver> > ya
<.silver> > i think so
<.BerryQueen> damn
<.silver> > *scrolls up*
<.silver> > yep, we have
<.BerryQueen> omniphocent (however that damn word is spelled, it means "beyond all")
<.silver> > hm
<.silver> > certainly
<.BerryQueen> perfectly
<.silver> > hm
<.silver> > assuredly
<.BerryQueen> rightly so
<.silver> > damn, where's my thesaurus when i need it?
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > set in stone
<.BerryQueen> Hehe, I know the feeling ;)
<.BerryQueen> Seal the deal
<.silver> > hm
<.silver> > i think we've drifted
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > from our original definition
<.silver> > *thinks*
<.silver> > naturally
<.BerryQueen> Define, coming from the latin word which mean "to put in bounds"
<.silver> > interesting
<.BerryQueen> Neat, I did learn something in my philosophy class! ;)
<.silver> > hee
<.BerryQueen> Except I can'
<.silver> > ooh
<.BerryQueen> t remember the latin root word ;p
<.silver> > your ghost's gone
<.BerryQueen> But I know the enter button all too well
<.silver> > we scared it away with our verbal sparring
<.BerryQueen> Oooh, I left
<.BerryQueen> I've moved on to a better place ;)
<.silver> > you and the enter button are on intimate terms, eh?
<.BerryQueen> We're "just friends" I assure you
<.silver> > uh huh
<.silver> > i'm not buying it
<.silver> > the enter button has told me all about you
<.silver> > and your kinky obsessions
<.BerryQueen> But don't tell him that, he can be rather jealous
<.BerryQueen> What?!? He told you???
<.BerryQueen> That bastard!
<.silver> > i am his confidante
<.silver> > he asks my advice about you
<.BerryQueen> *Rips out the enterbutton from her keyboard*
<.silver> > ah, do not be angry with the enter button
<.BerryQueen> *ponderds how she just sent the message w/o an enter button*
<.silver> > for he loves you
<.silver> > and lol
<.silver> > good question
<.BerryQueen> Well, I've been cheating on him with the cd rom
<.silver> > *gasps*
<.BerryQueen> What can I say, I need a man that's part of a hard drive
<.silver> > and with him in the same room!
<.silver> > ack!
<.silver> > have you no shame, woman?!
<.BerryQueen> He was sleeping ;)
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > thou art a villainous creature
<.BerryQueen> Oh, it's not like I cheating on him with the scanner, I have some taste
<.silver> > who would commit adultery on her enter button
<.silver> > are you saying scanners aren't good enough, then?
<.BerryQueen> Oh, why must thee mock my noble heart? For I was just following its lead to his bossom heart
<.silver> > did you know i happen to be a quarter scanner, on my mother's side?
<.silver> > you got something against scanners?
<.BerryQueen> Yes, scanners are cheap and trashy
<.silver> > and now you're rhyming heart with heart?
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> Serves you right you're 1/4 scanner. I could tell by the tone of your voice
<.silver> > you callin' my mamma a whore?!
<.BerryQueen> Scanners don't scan everything for nothing
<.silver> > that's it, I'm throwin' down!
<.silver> > *scans berry*
<.BerryQueen> *Throws the 5 key*
<.silver> > *ducks*
<.BerryQueen> *Throws the whole keyboard*
<.silver> > *throws the escape button at Berry*
<.silver> > ha!
<.silver> > i was gonna do that, but then i thought..."no, i can't type then"
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> *still types.. somehow*
<.silver> > i don't believe you
<.silver> > i don't think you're typing
<.BerryQueen> *Twirls the mouse above her hear and send it flying at silbver*
<.BerryQueen> silver
<.silver> > ope
<.silver> > brb
<.silver> > sorry...i'm at work. there's always something going on
<.silver> > back, anyhow
<.silver> > with a vengeance
<.BerryQueen> You're at work?
<.silver> > *smashes her monitor over berry's head...continuing to type on without needing to see the responses*
<.silver> > and yes,
<.silver> > alas
<.silver> > i am at work
<.silver> > i work 3rd shift
<.BerryQueen> Geez, am I the only one who has a job that doesn't have internet access (or a computer ;))
<.silver> > and heh...you must be
<.BerryQueen> *wears the smashed in monitor as a helmet and charges*
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > *takes the panel off her CPU and uses it as a shield*
<.BerryQueen> Are yo mocking my armour?
<.BerryQueen> heh
<.silver> > not at all.
<.silver> > have at you!
<.silver> > *takes the papers out of her printer, flinging them at Berry and blinding her momentarily*
<.silver> > *attacks in the confusion*
<.BerryQueen> Ahh! Paper cuts!
<.silver> lmao
<.BerryQueen> *Rips out the cd rom panel thingy and wears it as a niffy bracelet*
<.BerryQueen> *Flings 3.5 disks at her*
<.silver> > *bats the disks out of the air one by one, missing the last which hits her squarely in the forehead*
<.silver> > *goes down*
<.silver> > oomphf!
<.BerryQueen> *Hurls the speakers while she's down*
<.silver> > *picks up a cd, throwing it like a frisby at berry's neck*
<.silver> > *stumbles to her feet, grabbing her microphone, weilding it like a sword*
<.silver> > en guarde!
<.BerryQueen> *Hits her neck, caughing her to start chocking and turn blue, waving her arms in the air*
<.silver> > ooh
<.silver> > interesting reaction
<.silver> > ah, fun with computers, eh?
<.silver> > lol
<.BerryQueen> I'm just wacky like that *gets weeeeezed out*
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > i wonder if the people who design them ever realize to what uses we can put their products?
<.silver> > hm
<.BerryQueen> *Trips over the Enter key causing her to fall down and break her cd rom panel thing bracelet* Damnit!
<.silver> > heh
<.silver> > aHA! the enter key strikes back!
<.silver> > lol
<.silver> > he will have revenge for your cheating ways
<.BerryQueen> I wonder.. I bet Bill Gates must spend his days doing *something*
<.silver> > yeah
<.silver> > wonder what he *does* do, anymore?
<.BerryQueen> At least I'm still not the product of a scanner
<.silver> > heh
<.BerryQueen> Count his money?
<.silver> > i have pride in my scanner roots
<.silver> > some day i hope to visit my mother country
<.silver> > Hewlett Packard
<.BerryQueen> lol
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