Another Bracken and sil IM
Thanks to Bracken for saving this IM!
<.silver> you're slaphappy?
<.silver> *slaps Brack*
<.Bracken>: lol. Ow.
<.Bracken>: *kicks Sil* Are you kickhappy? Huh?
<.silver> *pulls brack's hair* no way, whoooooore!
<.Bracken>: *snort* *punches Sil in stomach* biiiiiiiiitch
<.silver> bitca! *backhands brack*
<.Bracken>: You fucking dirty rabid skank! *flicks Sil's head*
<.silver> You lice - infected goat herding dirt eating
pant-wetting trollop!!! *sweeps Brack's feet out from under her and
sits on her*
<.Bracken>: Nice one. *pushes self up and throws Sil across
room* Bloody pig fucking dirt rolling scum bucket!
<.silver> lmao
<.Bracken>: *serious look* Why are you laughing? We're
having a very real fight here.
<.silver> slime-coated rat-infested disease-ridden bint!!!
*recoils and knocks Bracken down again* Admit it! You like me
because you like getting beat down!
<.Bracken>: No good, worthless whiney bitchy fucker! I love
you.
<.silver> *snirk*
<.silver> snerk, rather
<.silver> You'm love pain!
<.Bracken>: I'm love you!
<.silver> pain!
<.Bracken>: Youuuuuuuuuuuuu. *stomps foot to prove point*
<.silver> *stomps bracken's foot as well*
<.Bracken>: Oh, yeah? *bites Sil*
<.silver> *yelps and then scratches brack's arm*
<.Bracken>: heh. *licks Sil's nose*
<.silver> ew!
<.silver> *gives up and runs away*
<.Bracken>: lmao
<.Bracken>: I win. I win!!!!
<.silver> lol. that was cheating!
<.Bracken>: ha. ha.
<.silver> but...not in the spike /buffy sense of cheating
<.silver> 'cause......you know....i don't even *have* a dick for
you to suck.
<.Bracken>: oh. good god
<.silver> lmao
<.Bracken>: and you don't? *feels all disappointed*
<.silver> *admits to saying that just for your reaction*
<.silver> i'm sorry
<.silver> maybe after the operation?
<.silver> *hopeful*
<.Bracken>: What? OMG. That would be awesome. I would
love to..cheat. With...on..to you.
<.silver> lmfao
<.silver> cheat with on to me?
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: I wasn't sure of the proper way to say it.
<.Bracken>: Cheat used instead of blow.
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: but just "cheat you" would sound kinda silly.
<.silver> heh. because "cheat on to you" doesn't ;-)
<.Bracken>: lmao. it wasn't said like that.
<.silver> mmhmm
<.silver> suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
<.Bracken>: it was more like
cheat...on... to... you.
<.silver> yes, the spaces in between the words make it that
much less silly, captain kirk.
<.Bracken>: if you actually *heard* me say it, it would make
sense. honest
<.silver> heh. k.
<.Bracken>: yep... so.
<.silver> sooooooooo
<.Bracken>: this is my watch
<.silver> it's very very nice
<.Bracken>: thanks
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[edited for more not much fun-ness]
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<.silver> hmmm....i wonder if the dork webmaster fixed the
welcome house website after i e-mailed him re: the spelling errors and
the spooky baboon faces? he sent me an e-mail back...wonder if
they've been fixed yet?
<.Bracken>: why don't you look at the site?
<.silver> i think i shall. that's a mighty good suggestion,
brackent.
<.silver> *tips hat*
<.Bracken>: lol. Ain't it, though
<.silver> nope, he hasn't. SLACKER!
<.silver> and....ooh...it also looks different through
compuserve. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
<.silver> the evil monkey's still there, though
<.silver> where the fuck did they get angels from?
<.Bracken>: his ass?
<.silver> he sent me an e-mail saying they had noticed the
shapes in the background, but thought they looked like angels
<.silver> lol
<.silver> i think that must be it.
<.Bracken>: heh
<.Bracken>: are you talking to Heather now
<.Bracken>: ?
<.silver> nope.
<.Bracken>: What are you doing? Can I join you? I'm
boooooooored.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> talking to liz and looking for more pics and stuff
online to steal for the cartoon
<.Bracken>: oh. that's...nice. have fun. *walks away kinda
sad*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> nooooooooo
<.silver> don't leave me!
<.silver> *throws self at feet; clings to legs*
<.Bracken>: *looks down at Sil* You'm love me? You really
love me? *sniffles a little*
<.silver> I'm really love you!
<.Bracken>: *cries* *feels special*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> *pats head*
<.silver> you *are* special, bracky
<.Bracken>: Well, now you're just being condescending.
<.silver> lol...am not!
<.silver> *ruffles hair*
<.Bracken>: heh. Are too
<.Bracken>: and stop that
<.silver> *g*
<.silver> *braids brack's hair*
<.Bracken>: awww. awww. *happy sniff*
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: I'm so very sad. I really am. BoB braided my hair
last night, and that made me weepy, and now you... and it's
making me weepy again. Don't ask why, because I don't know
why.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> awwww....
<.silver> when i come to canada i'll really braid your hair, and
then you can get weepy then, too. *g*
<.silver> and pfft. like he can braid.
<.Bracken>: awww.. again. and lmao. he really can't braid.
So he says. Not that I've actually seen him.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> he's a guy. guys just.....can't braid.
<.silver> it's like...you know how white men can't jump?
<.silver> men can't braid.
<.Bracken>: lol.
<.silver> mark tried to once when i asked for his help, and he
mangled it beyond repair. lol
<.silver> *tries to alleviate itching of tattoo without actually
scratching*
<.Bracken>: aaaaand...
Silver: Brack. Hi.
Bracken: Silver. Hiiii.
(hugs)
Silver: [braiding hair] lalala blah blah
Bracken: [sits and weeps]
Sounds like heaps of fun to me.
<.silver> lmfao!!!
<.silver> especially the "lalala blah blah"
<.silver> wtf?
<.silver> lol
<.Bracken>: try scratching the area around it.
<.silver> yeah,'s what i'm doing. *g*
<.Bracken>: that was just you talking.. conversation and
such. I didn't feel like making something up, is all
<.silver> hee
<.Bracken>: Doing anything I can join in on yet?
<.silver> heh...not exactly
<.Bracken>: fuck
<.silver> whoa....does my font look normal to you?
<.Bracken>: yeah
<.Bracken>: why?
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<.silver> ah. 'cause it looks funky to me
<.silver> i have some weird funky font going on
<.Bracken>: Yeah..hasn't it always been that way?
<.Bracken>: Yeah. Okay.
<.silver> fuuuuuuuuun
<.Bracken>: that one looks different
<.Bracken>: hmm.. I think I like the big.
<.silver> really? iiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
<.silver> heh
<.silver> see, i'm not up on my bed this time, so
the big is not necessary. so i can actually view at
normal size for once. wheeeeee
<.Bracken>: wooooooh.
<.Bracken>: Did you know that it's almost Monday?
<.silver> heh. yes.
<.silver> *wonders if bracken thinks she doesn't
know what monday is*
<.Bracken>: No, I was kinda hoping that you knew
<.Bracken>: Feels odd. My friend phoned today telling me she
bought me a present and she's real excited about it, and wants
to give it to me now. and I don't have a freaking clue as to
what it is. at all.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> perhaps you will understand when you
get it.
<.Bracken>: I asked if it looked like Brad Pitt, she said no. I
asked if it looked like David Boreanaz. She said that it could. It
was dark and it could brood. (the could brood was in a 'if you
use your imagination real hard - type of voice)
<.silver> lmfao.
<.silver> maybe it's a furby
<.silver> furby's can brood if you don't feed them
<.Bracken>: hmm.. I don't think it's a furby. I hope it's not a
furby.
<.silver> lol
<.silver> why not? you could love him and pet
him and call him george.
<.Bracken>: lmao. George? heeee
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