qc, silver and me being in chat together every so often late at night. we came to the conclusion that we were very much like the threesome of Angelus, Spike and Dru. after process of elimination of who was most like who, this is what we came up with.

qc as Angelus (the not-so bad one)
silver as Spike (the bad one)
Doyle as Drusilla (the one who quotes alot)

here's my fic i've been promising silver and qc i'd write for ages.

Flashback (some time in the past)

Angelus: (In his bad Irish accent) "Spike, you've got us stuck in a barn because of your insistent need to get back at those who made fun of your poetry when you were human. Really, don't you get sick of putting railroad spikes through guy's heads?"

Spike: "That's something I'll *never* grow tired of. And this place isn't so bad. You got your hay for kinky sex in..."

Spike and Dru glance at each other.

Angelus: "And GOATS!"

Spike: "Mate, you don't do *that* to a goat!"

*****

Present (some time after Angel has reverted to Angelus)

Spike: "Turn off that damn loud music!"

Angelus: "Aw, but I like Crowded House."

Spike: "The Sex Pistols - now that's music!"

Angelus: "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

Drusilla: "You two boys...fightin' over me and all. Makes a girl feel..."

Spike: "Actually, we weren't fighting over you, pet."

Drusilla: (whimpers)

Spike: "Oh geez, I'm sorry, luv. It's just, nancy boy over here likes crap music. I only want the best for you, baby."

Drusilla: "Sing me a song, Spike. Sing a song for princess."

Angelus: "Yeah, Spikey. Why don't you sing us a song?"

Spike: "Erm...I'm not really good with - singing...oh alright.Since you insisted."

***Time Lapse***

Spike: (singing) "I.am.an.an-ar-chist, I.am.an.anti-christ..."

Angelus: (covering his ears) "Ow! My frickin' ears!"

Drusilla: "Poor Angel."

Angelus: (to Drusilla) "I wish there was a karaoke bar nearby he could go sing at and save me the pain."

Spike: "Well...if you wanted to hurt William the Bloody's feelings - mission accomplished!"

Angelus: (ignoring Spike) "So what mayhem should we create today? Ritual killings are always good this time of month."

Spike: (blows his nose on Drusilla's sleeve) "Why don't you go make smoochies with that slayer bitch again?"

Angelus: "I'm never going to live that down am I? (Not that I live at all anyway). I was possessed! Do you know how hard it is to control your actions with a spirit inside you??"

Spike: (smugly) "Not unlike having a demon inside you?"

Angelus: "Bite me."

Drusilla: "Gladly."

Spike: "Uh...it's just a figure of speech, pet. Besides, he directed it at me. Like I'd bite him, anyway."

Angelus: "Oh, you would."

Spike: "Not bloody likely."

Angelus: "I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious."

Spike: "All right, yeah fine. You're a nummy treat."

Angelus: "And don't you forget it."

Drusilla: "Spike, I'm hungry."

Spike: "Then we go out. We'll be back in half an hour, Angelus."

Angelus: "Guess you'll have to get drive-thru."

Spike gives Angelus a look as they (Spike & Dru) leave.

Angelus: (laughing at his own joke) "I kill me."

***Epilogue***

In the S4 episode 'Hush'

Xander's basement. Spike is tied to a chair and Xander is dressed for bed in a T-shirt and boxers. As they speak Xander gets in bed and turns out the light.

Spike: "{dunna} see why I have to be tied up."

Xander: "It's just while I'm sleeping."

Spike: "Like I'd bite you anyway."

Xander: "Oh you would."

Spike: "Not bloody likely."

Xander: "I happen to be very biteable pal..."

Spike: "Wait...d�j� vu."

Xander: "Like I care."

Xander goes to sleep and Spike's left sitting tied to a chair perplexed.