actingabilities

Acting Abilities

thanks to qc for saving this IM : )

Backstory: In an IM earlier on the same night as this one, qc and I had been discussing Ben Browder (John Crichton on Farscape), and his marvelous ass. For some reason (alas, I cannot remember why, and we didn�t save that part), we started substituting �acting abilities� in for �ass� (or in qc�s case...�arse�). At the beginning of this IM, qc is just returning from having watched Farscape, and mourns the fact that John was not wearing his leather pants in the ep.

<.silver> wb
<.qc> ty, ty
<.qc> alas... the acting ability had no leather *cries*
<.silver> *sniff*
<.silver> pity
<.silver> but still
<.qc> damned flight suit
<.silver> it's always nie
<.silver> even without leather
<.silver> *nice
<.qc> yes, it is always nie
<.silver> lol
<.silver> and i'm not really into.....acting abilities.
<.qc> heh
<.silver> but for some reason his is nicer than most
<.silver> lol
<.silver> are, i mean
<.silver> ahem
<.qc> lol
<.qc> that's the thing... normally I don't even pay much attention
<.silver> hee
<.qc> but his... yowsa
<.silver> lmao
<.silver> yup
<.silver> i just gotta say........*damn*
<.qc> seconded
<.silver> hee.
<.silver> brb...wakeup
<.qc> k
<.qc> god, I couldn't find the remote control for about 3 minutes (for some reason our teev can't actually be switched on or off at the actual teev itself... fucker), and I screamed "FUCK!" about 30 times (literally) while I searched for it
<.qc> and of course, it was an ep I hadn't seen before, too... sigh
<.qc> involving Crais trying to capture John with chains
<.qc> *goes off to find script*
<.silver> lol....oh yum
<.qc> lol
<.qc> at what, exactly?
<.silver> john
<.qc> the chains, or something you're reading?
<.silver> and chains
<.qc> lol
<.qc> good
<.qc> crais not so good
<.qc> although he'd be better-looking if he wasn't such a creep
<.silver> heh...i caught the ep the other day with d'argo's funky luxan priestess chick who was sucking moya's energy to keep her young, and in the beginning i saw john for the first time in his leather peacekeeper duster thingy, with the gun holstered on his leg, and i was just like.....holy shit.
<.qc> lol
<.silver> yeah....i kinda thought he was cute for awhile, but his hair's always a mess.
<.qc> hee
<.qc> normally I don't really care about leather, but on vampXander and John... HOT FUCKING DAMN
<.silver> heh. i hear ya, man
<.qc> *is not at all obsessed*
<.silver> john just....*does* something to the leather.
<.silver> heh
<.qc> lol
<.silver> riiiiight
<.qc> I don't wanna know what he does to it
<.silver> heh
<.qc> it *is* awfully tight-fitting, after all
<.silver> *goes off into a trance thinking about it*
<.qc> hee
<.silver> certainly, i can understand doyle's crush on him ;-)
<.qc> I love watching Farscape... you see all these crappy Australian actors you'd forgotten about
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> totally
<.silver> heh...oh that's right, didn't you say it was filmed there?
<.qc> heh
<.qc> ya
<.qc> *rips of channel 9's head*
<.qc> *off
<.silver> lol
<.silver> poor channels. you're always disgruntled with one or the other of them
<.silver> last year it was channel 7
<.qc> it's their own bloody fault
<.qc> 9 has always been my least favourite, followed by 7
<.silver> heh
<.silver> i can honestly say i've never despised a channel
<.qc> at least 9 now shows pretender repeats.. .when it wants to, anyhow
<.qc> you've obviously never been here ; )
<.silver> heh
<.qc> how many regular channels do you guys get over there?
<.silver> um.....about 60, i think
<.qc> heh
<.qc> we have 5
<.silver> though nothing good's ever on after channel 52
<.silver> and ....*choke*
<.silver> how do you survive?
<.qc> and one of them has crappy transmission, and is the main reason we have cable (for clear transmission)
<.qc> by bitching about them all the time
<.silver> heh
<.silver> so wait....you have five channels *with* cable?!
<.silver> *aghast*
<.qc> lol
<.qc> no
<.qc> 30 channels with cable
<.silver> heh...okay. *breathes easier*
<.qc> there's 5 free-to-air channels - 7, 9, 10, ABC (2) and SBS
<.silver> wow
<.qc> SBS has really shite reception here
<.qc> thus the cable
<.qc> only way I've been able to keep mum from ditching it ; )
<.qc> and my sister, living in the country, has 2 channels
<.silver> let's seee, what do we get w/o cable? hm.....3, 5, 9, 11/64, 12, 19, 25, 44, 45, ....um...that might be it.
<.silver> whoa.
<.silver> suckage
<.qc> ya
<.qc> oh geez, I'm just looking at another Farscape script, and there's yet *another* semi-washed up but never that successful in the first place Australian actor listed
<.silver> lol
<.qc> this one is Rhys Muldoon... the one in tonight's ep was Grant Bowler
<.qc> the previous ep had Alyssa-Jane cook
<.qc> Matt Day was in one (although he's still pretty cool)
<.silver> hm. i know not these people.
<.qc> I think Magda Szubanski was in there somewhere
<.qc> yeah... they
<.qc> 're washed up Australians ; )
<.silver> heh
<.silver> so....what season are you guys actually up to?
<.silver> and....more importantly, are you spoiled?
<.qc> we *were* up to partway through season 2 (what little bits they'd shown of it), and then they stopped a few weeks ago... and yes, I have read the most basic spoilers (shut up)
<.silver> lol
<.silver> not...saying....anything.....
<.qc> good
<.qc> you'd read them too if there was a good chance that they'd never actually get shown where you are :p
<.silver> heh
<.silver> no doubt
<.silver> i mean...shit....i saw the episode "eat me" (which is a nice title, by the way....lol), and immediately had to go read the reviews of the episodes after it.
<.qc> heh
<.silver> lol. i'm still hoping to see those, eventually. though the eps showing m-f right now on sci-fi are season 2's, i think
<.qc> m-f s2... siiiiiiiiiiigh
<.silver> heh. well, wait, m-th, rather
<.qc> I feel much better now
<.silver> heh
<.silver> *sigh*
<.silver> i must....see...those episodes
<.qc> heh
<.silver> i'm not sure how i got hooked on this show so fast, but damnit. i am.
<.qc> heh
<.qc> me too
<.silver> i'm like....wanting to go out and buy the s1 dvd's, already....even though i've only seen like, 4 episodes from season 1
<.qc> never used to like it much
<.silver> lol
<.qc> must be the leather ; )
<.silver> i never even gave it a thought.
<.silver> heh
<.silver> that might be it
<.silver> actually, i think it's the john / aeryn thing
<.silver> *sigh*
<.qc> heh
<.silver> since i'm like, *so* over B/A, and Max / Liz
<.silver> damnit
<.qc> you always gotta go for the shippy, don't you?
<.silver> i do
<.silver> i really do
<.silver> it's sad, really
<.qc> heh, I just read a bit of a script where they're about to make out *snerk*
<.silver> a pathetic attempt to make up for my lack of a love life anymore.
<.qc> lol
<.silver> heh
<.qc> omg.. Rhys Muldoon cracking onto D'Argo... to fucking funny
<.qc> *too
<.qc> goddamn
<.silver> heh
<.silver> cracking on to?
<.qc> actually, I think I've seen the end of that ep before
<.qc> sigh
<.qc> hitting on
<.silver> hm.
<.silver> i'm trying to think of which ep that is.
<.silver> oh wait, is that the "i'm the female of my species" one?
<.qc> *coughtheflaxcough*
<.qc> lol
<.qc> yeah
<.silver> yeah
<.silver> heh
<.silver> lol
<.qc> hee... *will never see Rhys Muldoon in the same way again*
<.silver> heh
<.silver> that was actually the first episode i ever saw. but it musta been when it originally aired, and i only caught the very end. but i've not seen it since then
<.qc> shit - pretty much the same here
<.qc> *is freaked*
<.silver> lol
<.silver> heh. you've reason to be freaked. did you see the way we were talking up there? "lol" "yeah" "heh" "yeah" "lol"
<.qc> heh
<.qc> lol
<.qc> yeah
<.silver> heh
<.silver> oh someone stop us
<.silver> lol
<.qc> hee
<.qc> LEATHER!
<.silver> lmao
<.qc> DAMN FINE ARSE!
<.silver> i wish to god i could copy and paste with freaking aim express, damnit
<.qc> heh
<.silver> i never closed our last IM b/c i was hoping to save it
<.silver> 's some funny shit
<.qc> heh
<.silver> and hell yeah!
<.qc> damn, I should've saved it
<.qc> sigh
<.silver> ah well. it was mostly just about john's.....acting abilities ;-)
<.qc> that's worth saving
<.silver> heh
<.qc> there's things in this world worth saving
<.qc> like love
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and acting ability
<.silver> and john's ass
<.silver> *g*
<.qc> lol
<.silver> apparently he even wrote a third season ep
<.qc> imagine that... one thing in the world that you can save, and you just choose JC's arse, all by itself, wrapped in leather
<.silver> ew
<.qc> yeah, Green Eyed Monster, I think
<.silver> that's....kinda gross
<.silver> lol
<.silver> and yeah, that's the one
<.qc> yes. Yes, it is.
<.qc> extremely gross, really
<.silver> lol
<.qc> I take it that BB wrote the ep, and not his arser
<.qc> hee
<.qc> arse
<.silver> yuck. yucky mental image
<.qc> very much so
<.silver> lol
<.silver> you're twisted, man
<.qc> and you're not?
<.silver> who the hell would think that shit up?
<.silver> but you?
<.silver> lol
<.qc> hey, you helped me get started on it
<.qc> you encourage me
<.silver> oh no no no
<.silver> i think not
<.qc> oh yes yes yes
<.silver> heh
<.qc> I think so
<.silver> calm down
<.silver> don't get all excited
<.silver> *g*
<.qc> I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!
<.qc> HOT LEATHER CLAD ARSE!
<.silver> you're all "oh yes yes yes"
<.silver> lol
<.qc> and you're all "oh no no no"
<.silver> heh
<.silver> no no no no...angel man, how could ya?
<.qc> lol
<.qc> maybe he was distracted by some hot arse
<.silver> lol
<.silver> it's just like.....criminal
<.qc> mmm?
<.silver> being that hot
<.silver> *sigh*
<.qc> ah
<.qc> heh
<.qc> yes it is
<.qc> especially when you're married
<.qc> and not to ME
<.silver> heh
<.silver> damnit
<.silver> damnit all to HELL
<.qc> HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<.qc> *is very angry*
<.silver> don't you ever get tired of that?
<.silver> lol
<.qc> course not
<.silver> i'm trying to write a heartfelt review, here
<.qc> lol
<.qc> of what?
<.silver> farscape fic, natch
<.qc> heh
<.silver> this author's really good
<.silver> i've read four of hers in the past 2 hours
<.qc> hee
<.silver> one was a smutfic (according to her, but i found it actually quite good), and DAMN.
<.qc> we need to write one that features some heavy-duty buttage
<.qc> heh
<.silver> lol
<.qc> Bone'll like it
<.silver> heh. yeah, but does she watch farscape?
<.qc> would she care?
<.silver> heh
<.silver> true
<.silver> just say "FIC", and she's like, all over it
<.qc> heh
<.qc> and you're not ; )
<.silver> not!
<.qc> of coooooooooooourse
<.silver> i don't read like...dukes of hazard fanfic now, do i?
<.silver> course not
<.qc> lmao
<.qc> you might
<.silver> it's gotta bloody interest me.
<.qc> yeah, but you're still a fic fiend
<.qc> then why'd you even ask if she watched Farscape, hmm?
<.silver> was curious
<.silver> didn't think she did, though
<.silver> pity....what i've read so far (in the past couple days) seems to be of a pretty good quality....better than most of the buffy / angel dren churned out
<.qc> dren... hee
<.silver> ack! motherfuck, i just said dren. okay, i've read too much already.
<.qc> y'reckon? :p
<.qc> frellen freak
<.qc> :-!
<.qc> god, that dude just looks so... fucked up
<.silver> ah crap
<.silver> i'm frozen
<.qc> aww
<.silver> *sigh*
<.silver> i gotta go anyway....my replacement's due here any minute
<.silver> if you can even still see me
<.qc> well, I haven't said much in the last minute
<.qc> I CAN SEE YOU
<.qc> JOHN BUTTAGE!!!!!!!
<.qc> *cries for john buttage that shall never be seen by sil*
<.qc> *has to leave soon too*
<.silver> talk to ya later!
<.silver> buh bye!
<.qc> bye!
<.qc> aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse

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