Three Way Sex-Lovin' Freak


thanks to Bracken for saving and editing this chat :)


<.qc> did you hear something?
[Sat Apr 07 00:58:18 PDT 2001] Lucifer has no profile.
<.Doyle> ok's um..."well, actually..."
<.qc> The point is, Buffy changes it
Hi
<.qc> heya!
<.Swedish Bob> hi lucifer
<.Lucifer> lo
<.qc> my hero
<.Doyle> hey um....gabriel byrne
<.Lucifer> :-)
<.qc> 'lo? hehe
<.beautyone> Lucifer!
<.Lucifer> b!
<.Doyle> where's arnald
<.Lucifer> :-)'
<.Doyle> ?
<.qc> geez, I'm glad your hubby ain't here, b1
<.beautyone> *lapdances for the Father of Lies*
<.Lucifer> and, no, not gabriel byrne
<.Bracken> Where's God and Bob?
<.Lucifer> and not al pacino, either
<.qc> and GoB?
<.beautyone> oh, he would so very freak
<.Doyle> where's Beneficient???
No.. just Bob
<.qc> where's Saddam Hussein?
<.Doyle> ::GASP:: where's GLORY???
<.Lucifer> sorry...just me
<.Doyle> BRB
[Sat Apr 07 00:59:28 PDT 2001] Doylificus: Hey, what difference does it make, man? The demon's dead, you're alive! It's happy fun time.
<.qc> yay! wb
Hey WB
<.Swedish Bob> wb
<.Doylificus> i smite this lucifer down with um...Doyle quotes
<.qc> ooh, scary
<.qc> but why smite Lucifer?
<.Lucifer> heyyy!
<.qc> Personally, I'd rather smite God
<.qc> but that's just me
<.Lucifer> yeah, why smite me?
<.Doylificus> get Glory's arse in here, qc!:)
<.Lucifer> damn, doyle
<.Doylificus> ok
<.qc> rest of her, too?
<.Doylificus> smite god
<.Doylificus> sorry lucifer
<.qc> lol
<.Doylificus> yes
<.Lucifer> in fact,
<.Doylificus> rest
<.Doylificus> forever sleep
<.qc> brb
<.Lucifer> dammed: doyle
<.Bracken> Oh the joy
<.Doylificus> why am i being damned??
<.Swedish Bob> who is being damned?
<.Lucifer> cos I am an angry deity
<.Bracken> Lucifer is a huge bitch
<.Doylificus> yes, i meant the rest of Glory too, qc
<.Doylificus> bitchy lucifer
<.Lucifer> *lucifer kicks brackie*
<.Bracken> hee
<.Bracken> Wow....all that power and all you can do is kick me? Some deity you are.
<.Lucifer> bizatch, don't *mess* wit' the deveeel
[Sat Apr 07 01:02:05 PDT 2001] Glory: Fun, fun, fun!
<.Bracken> WB
<.Swedish Bob> hey glory
<.Lucifer> *Lucifer excoriates bracken*
<.Glory> I'm here... you can all go on now
<.Doylificus> i'm not one to be satanic now...even if i do keep a stash of goats in the closet
<.Doylificus> GLORY!!!!!!!
<.Glory> lol
<.Lucifer> *it's pretty gross*
<.Doylificus> SAVIOUR!
<.Lucifer> hahaha
<.Glory> goats are good, my sweet and crumbly Doyle-y
<.Lucifer> Glory....
<.Bracken> You what me? Please use words that I understand
<.Lucifer> what are you doing out of your cage?
<.Doylificus> Glory has a cage??
<.Lucifer> ehh...excoriate. it's a variation on disembowel
<.Glory> Cages are fuuuuuun....
<.Bracken> We all have cages
<.Lucifer> she has a cage...
<.Bracken> I have a bunch of people in cages
<.Glory> I prefer evisceration, personally
<.Lucifer> and a dress with white fringey stuff all over
<.Lucifer> and white vinyl boots
<.qc> heya Glory!
<.Glory> heya qc
<.Lucifer> just like Kate in that one Drew Carey credits sequence
<.Glory> whoa, freaky... I can see the <.qc>... wow
<.Glory> what a mind-blowing experience
<.qc> totally
<.Doylificus> glad you got my extra quote from a day or so ago, elaborate marvelousness! (the " fun, fun, fun!" one)
<.Glory> how could I not?
<.Glory> I totally rule!
<.Doylificus> exactly!
<.Doylificus> how could you not??!
<.Doylificus> you totally do
<.Doylificus> your extremeness
<.Glory> indeedly-do, crunchy one!
<.qc> totally, Glory
<.Lucifer> so has the heathery one been in tonight?
<.Glory> no. I ate her.
<.Doylificus> heathery one?
<.Doylificus> what??
<.Doylificus> oh...
<.Doylificus> heather
<.Doylificus> nope
<.Bracken> No
<.Swedish Bob> goodnight everyone
<.Bracken> she's out
<.Doylificus> not that i know of
<.qc> lol
<.Bracken> Night
<.qc> night!
<.Swedish Bob> talk to you later
<.Doylificus> byes man-nurse
<.Swedish Bob> *gets the hell outa here*
<.Doylificus> aka Beneficient
<.Glory> goodnight, my yummy Sb
<.Swedish Bob> thanks
<.Glory> tho not as yummy as my Doyle-y, of course
<.Doylificus> your yummy waht, Glorificus??
<.Glory> *whispers to SB* I had to say that, otherwise he gets jealous
<.Doylificus> yes
<.Bracken> lol
<.Lucifer> aww, I missed SB leaving
<.Bracken> this is heaps of gelantinous fun
<.Lucifer> sob, sob
<.Bracken> there there
<.Doylificus> Glory, your most fresh and cleaness, what is this? you're two-timing me??
<.qc> hmm... so we have three confirmed deities, and the other two of us are pretty damn god-like ourselves
<.qc> we rule
<.Glory> of course not, my magnificent little one!
<.Lucifer> devil power~!
<.Lucifer> !!
<.Glory> Lucifer, you, like, totally rule
<.Doylificus> bracken's a confirmed deity??!
<.Lucifer> but, guys, meet my friend...
<.Lucifer> she's neat
[Sat Apr 07 01:07:28 PDT 2001] star has no profile.
<.Doylificus> hey star
<.star> friend of the devil
<.qc> whoa, it's star
<.star> is a friend of mine
<.qc> you totally rule, too
<.Doylificus> welcome to our night of gods and goddesses
<.star> I'll be home before daylight
<.Bracken> Oh. look everyone it's Star...isn't that just....neat?
<.star> just might get some sleep
<.star> fuck
<.star> brack
<.star> hee
<.Bracken> WB
<.Bracken> Really.. i love you
<.Doylificus> i'll be home before daylight could also mean be back before dawn:)
<.Glory> *sniff* I miss my weeny little Lucifer....
<.star> does no one in here recognize my Grateful Dead?
<.star> Lucifer's here. he says hi
<.star> so do fluffy and fillerbunny
<.Glory> Hi, Lucifer! *grins and waves*
<.Glory> ooh, it's a party
<.Bracken> What's the old bitch man up to?
<.Glory> aren't you gonna open our present?
<.qc> lol
<.Doylificus> it's not that i don't want to...
<.star> you know, I met some really skanky guys tonight
<.Bracken> Hooooooonk Shooooooe
<.star> :-)
<.qc> sounds fun
<.Bracken> Good on you
<.star> actually it was quite torturous
<.Glory> geez, Doyle-y, just go ahead and do it
<.star> and surreal
<.Glory> I'm not under no freakin' spell
<.Doylificus> what? what did i say??
<.Glory> open your present!
<.Doylificus> your creamy kewlness, why do you sound mad at me?
<.Bracken> Are you yearning for anything Glory?
<.Glory> I could never be mad at you, by smooth and crunchy one
<.Glory> *my
even the great Glorificus is not immune to typos
<.Bracken> shame
<.Glory> *hangs head in shame*
<.Doylificus> why two Glory's? one's enough...unless i want interesting two Glory sex:)
<.Bracken> heehoo
<.star> ben can help
<.Doylificus> heehoo?
<.Doylificus> lol
<.Doylificus> no!
<.Bracken> there's only one
<.Doylificus> no ben
<.qc> lol
<.Doylificus> ben's left the building
<.Bracken> Ben...he's nice
<.qc> Ben could always come along
<.qc> for the ride
<.qc> so to speak
<.Bracken> so to speak......
<.Doylificus> no he couldn't. the admission is too expensive for him
<.qc> though there could be some problems if there's a mid-act changeover
<.qc> I'm sure he can rustle up the money
<.Doylificus> most tingly and wonderful Glorificus, should we ah....go someplace else?:)
<.Bracken> man...that makes for a great image.
<.Doylificus> and no ben!
<.Doylificus> ben stays away
<.Doylificus> brack can have him
<.Doylificus> keep him busy
<.Bracken> Gee, thanks
<.Doylificus> so he doesn't interupt us
<.Doylificus> np
[Sat Apr 07 01:13:43 PDT 2001] Ben: I'm here! Where's the creepy three-way sex?
<.Bracken> Beeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn
<.Bracken> Hi
<.Ben> Braaaaaaaaaaaacks
<.Ben> Hi
<.Doylificus> no creamy three way sex for you!
<.Bracken> *is taking a nap*
<.Ben> awww
<.Ben> *gets all hangdog*
<.Doylificus> creepy*
<.Doylificus> not creamy
<.Ben> but I *like* creepy threeway sex!
<.Doylificus> eew
<.qc> lol
<.Doylificus> so uh, how you two entities in here at the same time? finally proving you're apart?
<.Glory> Ben! So glad you could make it.
<.Glory> Oops
<.Glory> I mean, I'm not here
<.Doylificus> oops?
<.Doylificus> why oops?
<.Bracken> Ha.
<.Doylificus> no!
<.Glory> But I'm can't be bothered coming and going
<.Doylificus> don't go!
<.Glory> so Ben and I'll just both stay
<.Doylificus> ah
<.Bracken> you just like the coming part?
<.Doylificus> makes perfect sense
<.Glory> you have to guess which one of us is here and which isn't at any one time
<.Glory> coming is good
<.qc> good thing I can only type under one name at a time
<.Bracken> brb
[Sat Apr 07 01:16:07 PDT 2001] Alex has no profile.
<.Ben> ALEX!!!!!!
<.Doylificus> hey alex}:[
<.Glory> ALEXXXXXX!!!!!!!!
<.qc> ALEXXXX!!!!!!
<.Alex> hey everybody :)
<.Glory> hey
<.Doylificus> ALEXXXXX!
<.Alex> we have an intern?
<.qc> hey
<.Ben> hey
<.Ben> yes, I am a big manly intern
<.Doylificus> an intern ben
<.Doylificus> yes
<.Ben> ready for three-way sex with my sister and Doyle
<.Alex> sure, that's what monica said
<.Doylificus> no!
<.Doylificus> no three way sex
<.Alex> hahaha
<.Ben> well, it's only 2-way, really
<.Doylificus> whether it be creamy three way sex or creepy three way sex
<.Doylificus> or both even
<.Doylificus> no!
<.Ben> creamy three-way sex, just like Doyle said
<.qc> hehe
<.Doylificus> shutup!
<.qc> beat me to the punch
<.Alex> okay, so.. uhm... glory is bracken...
<.Doylificus> Glory is Glory
<.Alex> and Ben is just a figment of my imagination?
<.Glory> *I* am Glory!
<.Alex> wow
<.Ben> I'm just a three-way sex lovin' freak
<.Alex> that's qouteworthy
<.Glory> isn't it just?
<.Alex> aren't we all?
<.Glory> we are indeed
<.Alex> quite
<.Glory> I am he as you are we as I cannot remember the words


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