Another 500 posts of crap.  It must be time for...

My 2000th post SPECTACULAR!

So another 500 posts have passed us by,

I guess I really cannot lie.

Most of them were full of crap

& if I stopped you all would clap.

Whilst thinking of my 2000th post and what to do

I was unsure and asked Luneau

He said I should buy you all a pint

And you know what?  He was right.

CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR PINT!