Bob's comments for this week

Hi Chumps!  You may have noticed that I didn't get a chance to write last weeks Horrorscopes.  Unfortunately I was arrested during one of the many nude walks that I take part in.  Everything was going fine until I decided to take a short cut through a school playground.  Unfortunately I got my foot stuck in a trap made by one of the kiddies, and come home time, the teachers "had some concerns" about the way I was thrusting myself, trying to get out.

Unfortunately I don't have a chance to do this weeks Horrorscopes either, due to an upcoming court case.  It's quite a quiet week in the stars anyway.  Pisces are the only people who should be scared to leave the house this week, with a 50% chance of a drastic life changing incident happening, whilst if you're a Leo there will be a fantastic opportunity coming your way, but only if you know how to prepare for it. 

Bobs identity is kept secret for legal reasons, hence the scary mask.

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