ALLY
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Hi everyone, my name is Ally, excuse the name the tall creatures on two legs
are the ones who thought up that one. I am originally from Athens Texas, I was
born on a farm with lots of huge furry creatures around. They made funny loud
noises that would scare me half to death all the time. Then one day this creature
with two long legs and two arms picked me up off the ground and took me. I was
nothing but skin and bones when this creature picked me up, and I don't think
I had eaten much in over a week or so. We traveled in a weird thing that was
huge, it had these round black things that it sat on, but it was pretty comforty
inside.Before I knew it I was being handed off to these two other creatures
in a cozy little place. I didn't know it then, but I come to find that these
two strange looking creatures would become a very important part of my 9 lives.
This
is me when I first arrived. I was about 8 - 10 weeks old. I was still very scared
and wanted to sleep all the time, because it was quiet at my new home. Those
2 creatures took me to this place where another really weird looking creature
grabbed me by my neck and started putting things in my ears, mouth, and you
know where, and says that I weigh 1 lb and 3 oz. Then all of a sudden I feel
this little point in my neck. OUCH!!!! Gees, I wasn't sure I wanted to live
here anymore. They took me home and I sat there just glaring at them, wondering
what they were going to do to me next.
As the days went by the creatures that were taking care of me, became my friends.
They were nice sometimes, but when I would get up on the table or try to drink
out of their cups, a stream of wetness would come out of NO where. I would jump
and run to hide. I would sit in my space cleaning the wetness off of me, wondering
the whole time where in the world did that wetness come from.
As time went on I learned that not all was bad here. My creatures bought me some
toys to play with. Which I really loved.
I also loved boxes and paper! 
but before long I was taking over the place and instead of my two creatures
owning me, I was owning them, having them at my beck and call.
Just look at me, I own this place now! It is all mine!
As the time flew by I started to grow and playing around. The creatures would
always make this flashy thing go off in my eyes, scaring me half to death. You
know if I really only had 9 lives they would have used them all up already with
that flashy thing.
I just love this thing it is fun to climb on! 
Here take that with your flashy thing!
Don't forget who is boss around here. As time continues to go on, those two
creatures took me back to the place that I didn't like, this time they left
me there. While I was there all these creatures would come around making all
kinds of noises that I couldn't understand. Then all of a sudden I started feeling
really sleepy. When I awoke my tummy had no hair on it, and my paws had these
things on it so I could hardly walk on them for almost a week. Do you know how
hard it is to dig a hole in your litter box, and to top it all off they replaced
my dirt with some kind of soft paper junk. What am I suppose to do with that?
As you can see I have
my own computer. I mostly like the little swimmy things that keep moving around.
And I also love to play attack the hand with one of the creatures that I own.
When either creature is reading or doing something in their laps I like to
come and lay right down in the middle of it all. How else am I going to get
the attention I want? I have to teach them that I am the master around here,
and that when I want attention then nothing else should come between it. Which
of course I am letting you know now that these creatures are NOT easy to train.
Needless to say I am very happy right here with these creatures, you got to
love the ones that feed you and play with you.
This is pretty much my story. I will try to add more to it later with lots
more pictures, but if the pictures come from that flashy thing you might have
to wait awhile for that.
Remember I told you about that flashy thing, well there it goes again. I can't do anything in private. I am trying to make sure I am all pretty for my little friend that is outside my window, but yet these creatures have to make it difficult for me.
I try and relax some and stretch out and all of a sudden there goes that stupid flashy thing again. Goodness can't a cat get some relaxation around here. Every time I turn around it flashes right at me.
Ok that is it. I am going to turn over here and ignore that flashy thing. My little creatures will surely give up then, what do you think? I have to get some rest so I can stay up all night and play with my little friend outside.
Now this is enough, I have had it. These creatures really need to learn that I am not a movie star nor do I wish to be one. May have to go catatonic on them, and not do anything at all, then perhaps they will forget that I am here for a little bit...
Oh goodness, you will not believe this, these creatures brought home a furball, I guess I don't produce enough for them.
But one big surprise, this furball moves and jumps, bites, and makes all kinds of noises. Oh now I have to live with this thing too. Something else that I am going to have to train. Gees!!!!!
Oh well, Life is still good, but I still have to work on the training of these creatures.
Bye Bye to all!
Love Ally
