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MOTHER'S TEACHINGS
THINGS ONLY A MOTHER COULD TEACH YOU
Anticipation-
"Just wait until your father gets home"
Receiving-
"You are going to get it when we get home"
Meet A Challenge-
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you.  Don't talk back to me!"
Logic-
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me"
Medical Phenomenons-
"If you don't crossing your eyes they will freeze that way"
Thinking Ahead-
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job"
ESP-
"Put your sweater on.  Don't you think I know when you're cold?"
Humor-
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come running to me"
Becoming An Adult-
"If you don't eat your vegatables, you'll never grow up"
Sex-
"How do you think you got here?"
Genetics-
"You're just like your father"
My Roots-
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
Wisdom Of Being Old-
"When you get to my age you'll understand why"
And the best of all JUSTICE-
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.  Then you'll see what it's like"

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