| Here's the rules you sick mofo |
| Teams are Picked by captins |
| Captins are always new-comers or most inexperienced |
| Rule #1 |
| There is no crying in football |
| Due to the approximat feild size of about 50'x30', there is no kick off, and the ball automatically starts at the endzone |
| Game is played till one team reaches 10 points (win by 2) |
| Hit/Block wise...anything goes |
| There are no first downs; you must score on your 4 down drive |
| QB sneaks and Blitz's are legal at any point of the game |
| Chicks play topless |
| Rule #2 |
| (Preffered, but not manditory) |
| When Tom says its over...get the hell out |
| Ok.....you made it....abide by these rules (especially #1) and well all have a good time! |
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| #10 |
| If you are Cuban you get as many timeouts as you need |
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| NegroMan likes rule # 1 |
| Biggie Vince broke rule # 2, tisk tisk |