MALLU JOKES AT SILLYBOYLUCIPHER
What do you call?

• A smart Malayalee? - Debo-nair
• A dynamic Malayalee? - Pheno-Menon
• A Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark
• A very rich Malayalee? - MillionIyer

Hows, Whys, Whats...... hm.. Questions.. Questions

• What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong? (contributed by Ganesh S)
  - Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan.
• What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England? (contributed by Ganesh S)
  - Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaides Waran.
• What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?     (Contributed by MH Bhargava)
  - Plendy
• Why did the Malayalee crossed the road?
  - Simbly.
• How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
  - Yem wo yettanudherwo yen-uh!
• Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
  - Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
• How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur?
  - BY ODO
• Where did the malayalee study?
  - In the kollage.
• What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
  - He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
• Why did he go to Rome?
  - To hear POPE music..
• Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
  - To join the union on the other side.
• What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
  - He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAWAN.
• What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
  - He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN
• What would you call a Mallu martial arts expert?
  - A MalayaLEE
• Why does a Malayalee go to a temple?
  - Zimply to Bray.
• How does a baby mallu cry?
  - "visa visa visa visa . . ."
• Why did the Malayalee buy an air ticket?
  - To go to DUBAIH ..simbly to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF.
• who was Bruce Lee's best friend in Malayasia?
  - Malaya LEE
• How does a malayalee spell Malayalam?
  - YAMM - YAY - YELL - YAY - WHY - YAY - YELL -YUMM.
• What did the Mallu scientist do on reaching the moon?
  - He tested the soil if it was fit to plant tapioca.
• Why do Mallus wear Mundu?
  - Because in the Monsoon flood the mundu can be tucked upwards as the water rises.
• Q: What happens when a bakery in Kerala is named after a gerrl called Anu?
  - Its named 'Anus Bakery'.
• Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
  - Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
• What is the tax on Mallu's income called?
  - IngumDax
• What is Malayali management graduate called?
  - A Yem Bee Yae.

The classic one - How many bulbs?
How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?

Infinite number.. One to change the bulb, 20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist), 30 to form the counter union (CPI), 1 to be the Light bulb minister, 1 to head the Light bulb corporation, 45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation, 60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb, 3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal.... so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)

Mallu Interview - Contributed by an anonymous reader
A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN."

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK." The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:

"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."

The Manager fainted.....