>Ash and Tai were in the announcer stands.

Ash: Welcome everyone to the first (and probably last)
Pokémon vs. Digimon match!

Tai: This battle will determine who is the strongest
electric monster, Jolteon, the lightning pokémon and
the hero of Pokum Island, or Elecmon, the electric
digimon and caretaker of Primary Village.

Ash: The monsters have entered the battlefield. Both
look ready to fight, huh Tai?

Tai: That’s affirmative Ash. Now our referee is coming
up to greet our fighters.

>Poliwhirl walked up the two electric monsters.

Poliwhirl: Okay I want a good clean fight. No biting
or crotch kicks. Now let’s get it on!

Jolteon: If you think you can beat me Elecmon, you’re
in for a shock!

Elecmon: Ha! Just because you make bad jokes doesn’t
mean you can beat me!

Jolteon: Grr…THUNDER SHOCK!!!

Elecmon: SUPER SHOCKER!!!

>The two electric monsters emitted bolts of lightning,
which connected at the same time.

Elecmon: You’re strong Jolteon, but you won’t beat me!

>Elecmon rushed at Jolteon and nailed him with a body
slam attack. Jolteon struggled, but got back up.

Jolteon: PIN MISSILE!!!

>Sharp pins emitted from Jolteon’s fur and nailed
Elecmon. Meanwhile three certain figures watched the
battle from above in their giant Meowth shaped
balloon.

Jessie: Oh wow! A Jolteon and uh…what’s that other
pokémon?

James: Looks kind of like Jolteon… Could it be a new
breed?

Meowth: All right, let’s swipe em!

Jessie: And I got just the plan to get them…

Ash: And this battle is raging! Jolteon and Elecmon
are coming at each other with their most powerful
attacks! This is nuts! I can’t take it!

Tai: Ash, sit down.

Ash: (Pulls out a handkerchief to wipe off sweat) Ok,
ok, I’m cool.

Tai: Huh? What is that?

Ash: What? You never seen a polka-dotted handkerchief
before?

Tai: Not that. That!

>Tai pointed up to the giant Meowth shaped balloon. A
giant vacuum was attached to the bottom.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble,

James: Make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation,

James: To unite all peoples within our nation,

Jessie: To denounce the-
 

>Meowth bopped Jessie and James with a mallet.

Meowth: Cut da poetry! Let’s just snag Jolteon and the
red thing!

Elecmon: Red thing? Why I outta… SUPER SHOCKER!!!

>Elecmon zapped Team Rocket.

James: Ow.

Jessie: I second that.

Meowth: Meowth...

Ash: Well lets’ give Team Rocket a real surprise, go
Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika!

Jolteon: Let’s burst their bubble! THUNDER ATTACK!!!

Elecmon: SUPER SHOCKER!!!

Ash: Pikachu, Thunder attack!

Pikachu: Pikaaaaachu!

>All three electric monsters zapped Team Rocket.

James: Ow.

Jessie: I second that.

Meowth: Meowth...

Ash: Didn’t you guys just say that?

Jessie: Shut up.

Tai: All right, now to finish it, go Agumon!

Agumon: Right Tai!

James: Huh? What’s that?

Jessie: Looks like a new breed of Charmander.

Meowth: All right, let’s swipe it! Activate the
vacuum!

>Meowth pressed a button on a remote, but nothing
happens.

Meowth: Huh?

>Meowth kept hitting the button. Meanwhile at Team
Rocket Headquarters, a garage door kept opening and
shutting.

Agumon: Agumon warp digivolve to…

Wargreymon: WARGREYMON!

Team Rocket: Uh oh.

Wargreymon: NOVA FORCE!

>A giant ball of energy hit Team Rocket’s balloon.
Sending the three soaring over the horizon.

Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off
again!!!!!

Jolteon: Good job guys… (Turns to Elecmon) But we
still haven’t found out who’s the most powerful
electric monster…

Elecmon: Want to figure it out like congress when they
make important choices?

Jolteon: Sure.

>Elecmon flipped a coin in the air.

Elecmon: Call it.

Jolteon: Heads.

>The coin landed on its side. Everyone crashed down.

Tai: Okay, let’s just say Jolteon is the best electric
pokémon, and Elecmon is the best electric digimon.

Jolteon: Agreed.

Elecmon: Same here. So what do you guys want tonight?
Chinese or Mexican?

Ash: Chinese sounds good.

The End
 
 

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