Ash: Now we are on to the next match between Pokémon
and Digimon.
Tai: The next match is between Meowth from Team Rocket
and my sister Karee’s Digimon, Gatomon.
Ash: Gatomon’s already here but… Hey where’s Meowth?
>A Machoke walks into the ring with Meowth in his arm.
Meowth: Hey! Let me go ya muscle head! I didn’t sign
up for dis! Leggo!
Ash: Now the reff is coming to greet our fighters.
>Poliwhirl walks between the two fighters.
Poliwhirl: Okay, I want a good clean fight. (Turns to
Meowth) No weapons.
Meowth: Darn.
>Meowth throws away a knife.
Poliwhirl: Come on…
Meowth: Grumble…
>Meowth throws away a mace, flamethrower, brass
knuckles, bear trap, nova bomb, machine gun, chain saw
and beam sword.
Poliwhirl: Now let’s get it on!
Meowth: All right ya furry freak, let’s get dis ova
with!
Gatomon: (sweatdropping) But you’re furry too.
Meowth: Shut up. FURY SWIPES!
Gatomon: LIGHTNING CLAW!
>Gatomon connects first. Meowth shakes off the attack
and whips out a grenade.
Ash: Hey! Poliwhirl said no weapons!
Meowth: Meowth don’t play by da rules!  Ha!
>Meowth throws the grenade at Gatomon who catches it,
looks at it for a few seconds, pulls the pin and
throws it back.
Meowth: Uh oh…
>BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
Meowth: (weaken) Cough cough…
Tai: Meowth evolved into Koffing?
Meowth: SHAD UP!!!
>Meowth whips out a walkie-talkie.
Meowth: Dis is R1 calling R2 over.
>Team Rocket comes in above the stadium in the Meowth
balloon.
Jessie: This is R2. Is it time?
Meowth: Yeah! Launch da weapon. (Turns to Gatomon)
You’re gonna pay!
Gatomon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do? Blow
helium at me?
>A giant gun pops out of the balloon’s bottom side.
Gatomon: Uh oh.
Meowth: Fire!
>The gun fires a huge blast of flames at Gatomon,
knocking her away.
Ash: Uh oh, looks like Meowth had a backup plan!
Tai: Did we really expect him to play fair?
Ash: No.
Gatomon: This isn’t good. Time for Team Rocket to be
taught a lesson!
>Gatomon started to glow.
James: Huh? What’s that cat thingy doing?
Gatomon: Gatomon digivolve to…
Angewomon: ANGEWOMON!
Ash: Holy moley!
Tai: Well you got the holy part right.
Jessie: (laughing at Angewomon) That outfit is
atrocious!
Angewomon: Well your suit isn’t Madison Avenue either.
Jessie: Grr… James! Fire the cannon! … James?
>James wasn’t listening to Jessie; he was looking at
Angewomon with a dopey face.
Tia: What’s with blue hair boy?
Ash: He looks like Brock every time he sees a gir- OH.
>Angewomon sweatdrops while Jessie wacks James with
her trademark mallet.
Jessie: Activate the cannon you love birdbrain!
James: (shaking his head) Huh? Oh right.
>James hits a button causing the cannon to charge up.
Angewomon: CELESTIAL ARROW!
>Angewomon shoots an arrow into the cannon just before
it fired, causing a large explosion.
James and Jessie: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting
off againnnnnnn!
Ash: Do you think we’ll be able to go through one
episode without those guys showing up?
Tai: Probably not.
Meowth: Well I it’s not like I taught those two clowns
would do somethin’ right for once. (Turns to
Angewomon) Now let’s finish it!
>Meowth runs at Angewomon, who simply punts him,
sending him over the horizon.
Ash: And Angewomon is the winner!
>The crowd cheers. Gengar, wearing a reporter’s suit,
runs up to Angewomon.
Gengar: You’ve just won your first Pokémon vs. Digimon
match! What are you going to do next?
Angewomon: I’M GOING TO… ssssleeeeep......

The End!
 
 

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