>Frasier runs into the studio looking at his watch.

Ross: Hi Frasier… Do you know you’re not wearing
pants?

>Frasier looks down and sees his smilie face boxers.

Frasier: (sweatdropping) Uh… sorry, I was running
late. I woke up in the middle of the night. I figures
to. I was having a dream where a beautiful woman was
kissing me.

Ross: Eddie was licking you on the face again. Huh?

Frasier: Shut up. (speaks into microphone) Hello
Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier Crane, your local head
shrinker!

>Ross sweatdrops.

Frasier: Well let’s get some callers on. Ross, who’s
our first?

Ross: We have Ash on Line 1. He’s having problems with
a friend.

>Frasier presses a button.

Frasier: Hello Ash. I’m listening.

Ash: Uh, hello. I’m a first time caller and I have to
say, you have a great show!

Frasier: Thank you Ash, now, what’s your problem?

Ash: My friend is very selfish. He never seems to care
for anyone; he ignores people, and is always sleeping.

Frasier: Is your friend there now?

Ash: Yeah, I’ll put him on.

Frasier: Hello Ash’s friend. Listen, you must be
suffering from a past issue. Perhaps a bad childhood
experience. I know it can be tough, but if you don’t
listen to people when they need your help, they will
lose respect in you. Do you want that?

Charizard: Char!

>Frasier sweatdrops while Ross cracks up.

Ash: Hey, I think that did it! Thanks Dr. Crane!

>Ash hangs up.

Frasier: Okay, while Ash and his “friendly fire” talk
things over let’s go on to another caller.

Ross: We have Misty on Line 2. She has inter-feelings
about someone.

Frasier: Hello Misty. I’m listening.

Misty: Okay, here’s the thing, I have a crush on this
one boy I travel with. We always argue though, so it
makes it hard to tell him how I feel.

Frasier: Well, I heard that the more two people fight,
the more they both care about each other. Maybe you
should tell him your feelings and see if he likes you
back.

Misty: THAT’S your advice?!? If you haven’t been to
fanfiction.net yet, you’ll see about 3000 fan fics
about me telling Ash about how I feel and… Oops… I
said Ash didn’t I?

Frasier: Yes.

Misty: Uh… Gotta go!

>Misty hangs up.

Frasier: Well, let’s go to another caller.

Ross: We have Brock on Line 3. He has a girl problem.

Frasier: Hello Brock. I’m listening.

Brock: Uh, hi. See, I have an obsession for girls. It
seems every time I see a cute girl, even if she’s a
complete stranger, I jump all over her and ask her for
a date.

Ross: Yeah Brock I have the same problem. I can’t stop
falling in love with men I just met.

Brock: Really? Ross, is it? You have quite a sexy
voice. How bout dinner tonight at 8?

Frasier: (gets out watch) 5…4…3…2…1…

Ross: Sure! Meet me at Shakey’s Pizza?

Brock: Okay! (under his breath) YES!

>Brock hangs up.

Frasier: Well, that was quick. Next caller Ross?

Ross: (Putting away black book) Uh… we have anonymous
callers on Line 4 and 5.

>Frasier pushes both buttons at the same time.

Frasier: Hello. This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I’m
listening.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.

James: To unite all peoples with our nation.

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

James: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie: Jessie.

James: James.

Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight.

Frasier: (sweatdropping) Hello. This is Dr. Frasier
Crane. I’m listening.

Ross: Uh…

>Jessie and James hang up.

Frasier: That was… unusual… Okay we have time for one
more call.

Ross: And he’s on Line 2

Frasier: Hello this is-

Meowth: (panting) Meeeeeowth, dat’s right!

Frasier: To late pal. Your friends already left.

Meowth: Dang.

>Meowth hangs up.

Frasier: Okay my time’s up. This is Dr. Frasier Crane,
wishing you good mental health.

>Frasier turns off a switch. He sees Ross taking out a
tape from a recorder.

Frasier: You record my radio shows?

Ross: Yeah, I always record the “special” shows.

Frasier: That’s nice of you! Well, I got to go. See
you tomorrow Ross.

Ross: See ya Frasier.

>Ross puts a sticker on the tape labeled, “The worst
of Frasier’s shows. No.356”

The end
 
 
 

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