Ash: Hello monster fans! Welcome to the… Hey Tai,
how’s our ratings been?
Tai: Our viewer number doubled since the last match.
Ash: Really?
Tai: Yeah it’s now 4!
Ash: (sarcastic) Holey smokes! We just might get an
Emmy!
Tai: Well maybe after this match they’ll go higher.
>Ash and Tai crack up.
Ash: Okay (snicker) Okay. Seriously Tai…
Tai: Today’s match is between Ash’s Charizard and my
Agumon.
Ash: How much do you want to bet Charizard takes a nap
during the match?
Tai: 5 bucks.
Ash: You’re on.
>Charizard and Agumon enter the arena. Cheers come
from the audience. Poliwhirl comes between the two.
Poliwhirl: Okay, I want a good clean fi-
Charizard: Ah, shut up ya tadpole!
>Charizard seismic tosses Poliwhirl over the horizon.
Poliwhirl: Now let’s get it onnnnnnnn!
>Charizard looks down on Agumon and yawns.
Agumon: Come on Charizard! Fight!
Charizard: Ha! Why should I fight a runt like you?
Agumon: Grr… Pepper breath!
>A fireball came from Agumon’s mouth and flew at
Charizard, who simply moved his head to dodge it. He
yawned again and went to sleep.
Ash: Pay up.
Tai: Shoot.
Agumon: That’s it! If you’re gonna snooze, I’m gonna
power up!
Ash: (putting his 5 bucks in his wallet) And while
Charizard sleeps, it seems Agumon is about to
digivolve and- What’s so funny Tai?
Tai: (laughing) Man! Your Charizard is pathetic! It
never wants to battle!
Ash: Why you! Take this!
>Ash and Tai get into a fight.
Agumon: Agumon warp digivolve to…
Wargreymon: WARGREYMON!!!
Charizard: Huh? Oh wow! The squirt became something I
think I actually want to fight!
>Charizard got up to its feet and assumed a battle
pose.
Ash: Hey Tai, Time out. Charizard and Wargreymon are
going to battle!
Tai: (dusting off) Bout time.
Charizard: Flamethrower!
Wargreymon: Nova force!
>The two fiery attacks combined together causing an
explosion. The two monsters backed off. Wargreymon
zoomed through the blinding smoke and hit Charizard in
the stomach.
Charizard: Hey watch it Robutt!
>Charizard came right back with a slash attack, making
a bad dent in Wargreymon’s armor.
Tai: Oh great now Wargreymon’s ticked. The bill to get
those dents out of his armor at the shop is murder!
>The two fire monsters charged at each other… but then
a giant N64 logo walked in. It looked left and right
as a mosquito buzzed by. It shrugged and walked on.
Then a Rareware logo popped up and the mosquito
crashed into it.
Ash: So that’s where Rare came up with the
Banjo-Kazooie intro.
Wargreymon: Nova For-
>Charizard bonked Wargreymon on the head with the
Rareware logo.
Ash: Well that’s one way to win.
>Wargreymon got dizzy and collapsed.
Ash: The winner is Charizard!
Charizard: All right! I won!
>Charizard starts shooting fire in every which way.
Tai: Hey cool it Charizard! The author doesn’t want
any flames!
Charizard: (sweatdropping) Uh, oops.
>Team Rocket comes in riding a tank.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation,
James: To unite all-
>Meowth bonks his allies on the head with a mallet.
Meanwhile Wargreymon resumed consciousness.
Meowth: Shut up! Let’s just swipe the pokémon!
Jessie: Fire the ammo!
>Two cannonballs shot out from the tank. Wargreymon
nabbed one. Charizard grabbed the other.
Wargreymon: Shall we?
Charizard: Lets.
>The monsters threw the balls into the air.
Meowth: Ha! What’d dat do ya losers?
Charizard and Wargreymon: Look up.
Team Rocket: Huh?
>The cannonballs fell and crushed the tank. Team
Rocket got out.
Jessie: That was… unpleasant…
Meowth: Owies…
James: (looking towards Charizard and Wargreymon) Uh
oh. Uh, guys?
>Charizard wacked Team Rocket with its tail, sending
them over the horizon.
Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off
againnnnnnnn!
Tai: (looking at Ash putting his wallet in his back
pocket) That’s it Ash! I’m not gonna bet against you
again!
Ash: Bet you 5 bucks Team rocket will show up next
battle.
Tai: You’re on.

The End
 
 

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