Ash: Welcome back everyone to round 5!Tai: This will be the battle of the undead.
Ash: You mean Jerry Springer vs. Al Pacino?
Tai: No. I’m talking about Gengar the shadow pokémon, and Myotismon the vampire digimon.
Ash: Caution to those in the first 5 rows, you will get wet.
Tai: Here comes Gengar… but where’s Myotismon?
>Myotismon came running in.
Myotismon: (breathing hard) S-sorry… I had… to make a withdraw… at the… blood bank…
>Poliwhirl walked up between the two.
Poliwhirl: All right, I wanna good clean fight. No biting, pineapple launching, or blood sucking. Now let’s get it on!
Gengar: You ready to fight me ya Dracula wanna be?
Myotismon: Wanna be? I resent that!
Gengar: More like resemble…
Myotismon: Ooh… that’s it! Crimson Lightning!
>Myotismon wacked Gengar with a whip made of red energy. After several successful wacks, Gengar finally grabbed the whip and swung it around in circles, with Myotismon going for the ride.
Myotismon: Woooooaaaaahhhh! Stop! I’m gonna barf!
>Gengar let go of the red energy, sending Myotismon flying into a giant banana cream pie.
Tai: What’s with the pie?
Ash: The author wanted to do something in this fic involving a banana cream pie.
Tai: Ah.
Gengar: Confuse ray!
>Myotismon whipped out a small mirror. The ray bounced off the mirror and hit Ash and Tai.
Gengar and Myotismon: (sweatdropping) Uh oh.
Ash: Ooga.
Tai: Cookies!
Gengar: This can’t be good.
Myotismon: Oh please…
Ash: Dah, did someone say cheese?
Tai: Cookies cookies! Cook-cookies!
Gengar: This is your fault you know. You and your stupid mirror.
Myotismon: I’ll show you! Grizzly wing!
>Myotismon sent out a flood of bat thingys at Gengar.
Gengar: Nightshade!
>Gengar blasted the bats with a flash of energy. Suddenly, the Team Rocket balloon came down, landing on Myotismon.
Myotismon: Ow.
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all peoples with our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie.
James: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meeeeeeeowth, dat’s right!
Gengar: Oh shoot!
Ash: Moo.
Tai: Cookies!
Jessie: Ooh! A Gengar! Let’s get it!
Gengar: I don’t think so hair girl. Psychic power!
Ash: Heh heh… poopy…
Tai: Cookies! Cookies cookies!
>Gengar’s attack sends Team Rocket flying into the giant banana cream pie.
James: Eww…
Meowth: Dang it! Do know how long it takes for pie cream to come
out of my fur? You’ll pay for dat!>Team Rocket whips out a giant bazooka.
Jessie: Fire!
>Just as Team Rocket fires the bazooka, Gengar shoves Myotismon into the gun. It explodes sending Team Rocket and Myotismon over the horizon.
Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off againnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Myotismon: Looks like I’m blasting off for the first
timmmmmmmmme!!!Ash: Spamy spam, wonderful spam!
Tai: Cookies! Cookies cookies! Cookies cookies cook-huh?
Ash: Spam on eggs, spam and bacon, spam on- what?
Gengar: Hmm… the confusion wore off.
Ash: Uh umm…
>Ash looks around. Myotismon isn’t in the ring.
Ash: Uh I guess the winner is… Gengar!
Gengar: Yeah!
>Gengar starts doing the chicken dance. Tai looks to Ash.
Tai: Why not?
>Ash and Tai do the chicken dance. Soon enough, the whole audience does the chicken dance. Corneal Sanders comes into the stadium.
Corneal Sanders: Darn it! I was gonna get that dance started… Oh
well. (Does the chicken dance) Go Corneal, go Corneal…Ash: We’re going to get flamed for this fic. I just know it…
Tai: Well, that’s the author’s problem.
The End...
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