1~ Why did the skeleton play piano?
2~ Why did the football coach go to the bank?
3~ Why did the jelly roll?
4~ Why did the children cross the park?
5~ Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
6~ Where did the vampire go on vacation?
7~ Why was six afraid of seven?
8~ Where do cows go on Saturday night? (dedicated to Moo Mcdole)
9~ What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
10~ (story joke) (you might not get this if you aren't jewish)
A boy is looking at a list of names on a wall in the temple. He asks tha rabbi, "what are all these names?" The rabbi says, "Those are all the people who died in the service."
And then the boy says, "Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur?"
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Answers:
1~ Because he didn't have any organs
2~ To get his quarter back
3~ Because it saw the apple turnover
4~ To get to the other slide
5~ Because the chicken wasn't invented
6~ To Club Dead
7~ Because seven ate nine
8~ To the moooooovies
9~ Now he's a bronze fish!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )