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| Three O' Cat Tales We have a calico named Punky- Grand Dam of the house. Serene, supreme and stately but inclined at times to grouse. She is, you see, a senior and used to her own ways and really would prefer some peace in her old days. Now,Charlie, he's a youngster full of juvenile infractions and if he doesn't watch it Punk'll put him into traction. He's a tabby type Houdini whose antics leave you dizzy, so we thought we'd get a kitten to keep dear Charlie busy And Out of Punky's Hair! So our latest acquisition who came wearing a tuxedo is blitzing through our house like a wee torpedo. Charlie's playing Mommy- kitten's playing Brat- poor beleaguered Charlie Has Learned Where Punk Was At! But she's the sweetest little kitten in her formal black and white and now Charlie and old Punky have no need to fight cause kitten's such a spitfire you'd think she runs on gas and so we think we'll name her PITA short for Pain In The A.. |
| Hairy Thoughts I have a cat; his back is scarred, his beautiful tiger coat; marred. He's a lover, not a fighter, and if I ever catch the furry blighter who's chawed upon my Charlie Cat, I'm going to drown him in a vat- of Nair, or Neet, or Hair-All-Gone, and let his owner try that one on! |
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