Silk - "I think I'm a fortunate individual to have so many "fans" out there that get some pleasure out of my stories. One such individual, by the name of Quoth, is more of a friend than a fan. He's been around since I first started writing ff and he's such a nut that I'm glad I don't live in the same state as him...I'd have my first stalker. *G*

Seriously though...the following was written by Quoth (copyrighted to him 11/26/98) to me for Thanksgiving 1998 on Iap's Forum, the birthing place of my first story in fact."

For those of you who've read Silk's Turkey adventures you'll know where I'm coming from.
For those of you who haven't, what are you waiting for? It's that time of year again.

Gobble Song
by Quoth (Ryan Dever)
copyright 11/26/98

Turkey bells, are you listen'n?
Oven's warm, juice is glisten'n

"We'll say, it's a swan.
Our minds must be gone
but Xena eating turkey, that's our plan.

First, we'll top it with a lot of snowpeas.
Then smear it with some purple jelly sauce.
Then hide it right between these two huge hoagies.
We'll tell her it's a side-dish or goulash."

"I don't know. What if she sniffs it?
She'll get real mad and that'll be it."
"She gave them all names! It made me insane!
So Xena eating turkey, that's my plan!"

"She hid them in the forest with her sidekick
Had the children help her with her plans.
The whole damn thing just made me feel so damn sick!
The time is nigh, it's now we make our stand!"

"What do we do when she finds out?
She'll reach inside and tear our guts out."
"She'll do no such thing. Now shut up and sing;
Oh, Xena eating turkey what a plan!!"

"Lila? Hope! What are you two doing in the kitchen?" Xena bellowed.

"Nothing�."

The End

He is such a nut!! - Silk - 11/26/98