You decide.

Enough Already!
by Silk
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copyright 1999

*sigh*

"Xena!"

"What?"

"You know what! Just knock it off!"

"Fine." *sigh*

"Xena!"

"Gabrielle! I can�t help it! You drag me in here, making us spend too many dinars in the first place, and there�s nothing here, but stupid statues and other artsyfartsy stuff. It�s booooring."

"You are such a barbarian."

"That�s not what you said last night."

"Yeah, well�Oh look! A statue of Hercules!"

"Joy."

"What was that?"

"I said, �Oh boy!�"

"You would think you�d be more appreciative. After all, you and he were an item once."

"How many times are you going to insist on reminding me of that?"

"I�ll let you know. Ooh, he�s�he�s�"

"The word is naked, I believe."

"Errmm�"

"Stop drooling."

"But�wow�"

"What a bardly thing to say. What are you looking at anyway?"

"It�s so�so�so big!"

"That thing?"

"Yeah, it�s gigantic!"

"It�s exaggerated. I don�t remember it being that large. The sculpturer took a few liberties."

"Hmm�let me see�"

"Gabrielle! Quit leaning over the red rope so far, people are looking!"

"I want a better view."

"Gabbrriellle!"

"Shhh�wow, it is really big."

"Don�t touch it!!"

"Oh come on, lighten up. I�m just curious."

"Enough already! The guards are looking. Heh heh, nothing to see over here, folks. My friend, she�s just a big�errmm�slow in the head. She�s got a really bad balancing problem and even worse eyesight. It�s ok, really, I�ll take care of it. I�m going to take her right back to the hospice. Nothing to worry about."

"Cool! Look at this detail. This has to be real."

"Psst�Gabrielle, stop it. People are really starting to get suspicious�NO! Don�t touch it!"

"Uhoh."

*sigh*

"What?"

*sigh*

"It�s not my fault!"

*sigh*

"Xena?!"

*sigh*

"Okay, okay! I didn�t know it could come off like that."

*sigh*

"Well, maybe no one will notice."

"Gabrielle, you just broke off his ego and you don�t think anyone will notice?"

"Good point. Heh heh�let�s make a break for it."

The End

Note~

*wicked chuckle*
Enough Already! is number three in the series that I call, "Say What?".Harder Please and Satisfied? were the first two in this lil series of mine. I Hope you enjoyed yourself.

Oh and you Hercules fans that don�t like it and plan on flaming me? Bite me.

Silk
2/17/98
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Warlord in Training, who�s going through a breakdown right now.
Have Katiepult. Will give free rides to Joxerland to anyone that asks. Don�t mind the alligators.
"Bard? Where? Do I look like I�d look good in a sari?"
MORE OIL!!!
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