| Lydia McNee (Based on Edgar Allen Poe�s Annabell Lee):By Ceton Back Home Next It was many, many a week ago In a ghetto by the sea That a skinny chick stood that you probably know By the name of Lydia McNee And this little blonde lived with no other thought Than to sing and sing for Virgin Records Company She was a child and she�s my age, so I was a child In this ghetto by the sea But she sang with a voice that was more than music That pretty Lydia McNee With a voice that her agent, who probably came from Brooklyn, Loved and offered her a car key And this was the reason that, a while ago In this ghetto by the sea A shot rang out of the silence by night Hitting the Lydia McNee So that the paramedics came And took her away from the scene To bury her in a cold dark grave In this ghetto by the sea The agents, not half so rich in LA Despised Miss. McNee Yea! That was the reason (as anyone who�s anyone knows, In this ghetto by the sea) That the shot came out of the silence, hitting And killing Miss. Lydia McNee But her voice it was stronger by far than the voice Of those who were older than she- Of many far wiser than she- And neither the agents in LA on the west Nor the record labels in NYC Can ever stop the sensational voice Of the gorgeous Lydia McNee For the radio never turns on without bringing us dreams Of the gorgeous Lydia McNee And the videos on MTV never end but we hear the songs Of the gorgeous Lydia McNee And so, during the night, the fans stay by her side Of the talented, the talented, the strong, and the sweet In her grave there by the sea- In her box by the side of the sea. |