SHE: Actually Id rather have the money.
HE: Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I mustve been given your share.
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: Ive already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Havent I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: Im a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, Id die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where Ill be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
