Tooth Brush
The range of eight inches long. The function of which is enjoyed by member of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling ready lossely for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted. almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fresh, moist opening where it is trust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quicly and accompanied by quirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. when finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. after everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its britsling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What am I? As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is noneother than your very own toothbrush. What were you thinking? You pervert!
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