He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the lights now? Does it look like i have electrician written on my forehead? I dont think so.
FIine, then the wife asks, well then could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.
To which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I dont think so.
Fine, she says, then could you at least fix the steps at the front door? They are about to break.
I'm not a damn carpenter and i dont have time to fix the steps, he says, does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I dont think so. I've had enough of you, im going to the bar!!
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours... He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, so he decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes into the kitchen to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, how did all of this get fixed?
She said, well, when you left i sat outside and cried. just then a nice young man walked by and asked me what was wrong, so i told him. He offered to do all of the repairs, And all i had to do with either sleep with him or bake him a cake.
He said, so what kind of cake did you bake him?
She replied, Hello? Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!!
