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ok so i had the scariest dream ever, i was an orphan and i was adopted by brenda, it was so nasty and the house was a mess and the girl who was dropping me off was like oh this place isnt too bad but it was so terrible. and like then 5 dogs came into the room and they were all barking and shitting all over the place and brendas like "oh they hardly ever do that" but there were shit piles everywhere and then this other dog came in and he just like sat on a chair and she was like oh hes a trouble maker-hes shedding! im just gonna cook him up so we can hav a decent meal for once, im like OH MY GOD. and the lady was like oh well this place will be fine, i hope you enjoy your new family. im like NOOOOOOOOOPPPE |
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ok so i had the scariest dream ever, ok im in my shed and then some famous guy was there and I kill him for reasons which are still a mystery to me, i think it was that guy from win a date with tad hamilton. But anyways then I stol his body or mimiced it rather to look like him and buried him and then i tured into a vampire and my shed was more like a giant abandoned warehouse that u would c in a movie as opposed to ased, but yead so i was flying around doing what vampires do minding my own buisness and then my sister monika walks around on the ground below me so i go say hello and then for whatever reason she knew that I wasn't the famous guy(maybe she smelled me i can't quite remember) and then she turned crazy all renegade cop and tried to hunt me down and kill me. Then I was running around for a long time and eventually I was trapped in a corner and then my sister kill me. Moral of the story, don't become a vampire when your sister has an extremely good sense of smell. |
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ok so i had the scariest dream ever, i was running around in this forest near the outskirts of my house with a few other people and i think we were playing tag or something and i was ran and hid under some trees so as not to be found although i didnt know what i was hiding from and then all of the trees around me started shaking and they were pulled out of the ground. So i look up and there is this giant bird wannabe screaming at me and making all sorts of weird facial expressions so i obviously ran away through fear that it was probably tring to kill me. Anyway i just ran away for a long time and i got lost in the forest, thats when i woke up. |
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ok so i had the scariest dream ever, i was at this waterpark with my best friend ian and he ditched me for some low class whore and i was all by myself so i decided id go down this big water slide and when i got to the bottom it ran into this river and i just drifted for about a mile when i came to this beach with a bunch of kids and stuff running around on it so i got out of my raft and onto the beach and then these crazy mothers started to attack me with their purses and hats and said that i was a killed and was trying to eat their children, I ran away into this house near to the park and there was a whole bunch of pies sitting on the counter so i grabbed one and had a taste - blueberry. Then i hear this raspy voice behind me say "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PIES?!" so i turn around and theres this giant goblin with a crest on his head standing beside me "IM GOING TO EAT YOU AND THEN YOU'LL DIE IN MY STOMACH!" he said. So i ran away. |
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