2. Before you attack her, Wrap your whacker!
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong, if you sheild your dong.
7. If you'r not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her tighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, put on your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in december, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapper member.
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection will protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before checkking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. No glove, No love!
