Chunky
This is a song i wrote about briteny spears, it may be mean but its really hilarious and worth the time to read it.

Early Breakfast,
She gets up,
Thump, Thump, Thump on the floor,
Time to make a perfect meal,
Its what her thighs are waiting for,
chunky
They say shes so chunky,
This Hollywood whore,

Chorus:
And they say,
Shes so chunky,
Shes a whore,
And she cries just like a constipated boar thinking,
If theres nothing missing in my fridge,
Then why does my stomach ache at night?

Had her period, In a dream,
But theres no one there to wake her up,
And her mouth is feeding,
But she keeps on bleeding,
So tell me what happens if it stops?
chunky
They say shes chunky,
This Hollywood whore

Chorus:
And they say,
Shes so chunky,
Shes a whore,
And she cries just like a constipated boar thinking,
If theres nothing missing in my fridge,
Then why does my stomach ache at night?

Burp, Burp, Burp, Burp, Fa-art!
(Shows an announcer at pie eating contest)
And the winner is: Chunky
(People are in the background yelling and screaming)
Burp, Burp, Burp, Burp, Fa-art!
(Shows a reporter)
Im Ron Stewards waiting outside the bakery waiting for Chunky
(Notices her walking, then rolling up the walk way)
Oh my God! Here she comes (starts calling out her name and runs up to her)
She is so chunky,
This Hollywood whore,


Special Chorus:
She is so chunky,
But why does she ache,
If there is nothing,
Missing in her fridge,
Why does her stomachache at night?

Chorus:
And they say,
Shes so chunky,
Shes a whore,
And she cries just like a constipated boar thinking,
If theres nothing missing in my fridge,
Then why does my stomach ache at night?

Chorus:
And they say,
Shes so chunky,
Shes a whore,
And she cries just like a constipated boar thinking,
If theres nothing missing in my fridge,
Then why does my stomach ache at night?
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