Cheap pick up lines
1. "You must have horrible, painful blisters on your heels. Because you've been running through my dreams all night. In uncomfortable shoes."
2. "I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me."
3. "You're so fine, I bet you'd slip through a colander."
4. "If I had to choose between being with you for one night and winning the lotteryI'd take the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close."
5. "You remind me of my fear of snakes."
6. "Once I knew two people who didn't fall in love. They both died horribly the following day. Makes you think."
7. "Can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
8. "I may not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock"
9. "Do you belive in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?"
10. "Your body must be visa, because its everywhere i want to be."
11. "I may  not be the best looking guy here, but im the only one talking to you."
12. "Yo baby, you be dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, you treat me right ill do it your way."
13. "excuse me, do you have a phone number i seem to have lost mine"
14. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? i think he went into a cheap hotel room."
15. "Im new in town, can i have directions to your house?"
16. If you were a new hamburger at Mcdonalds, you would be Mcgorgeus."
17. Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
18. "If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together"
19. There must be something wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you/"
20. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
21. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away."
22. "thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?"
23. "Are you from tennesse? Because you're the only ten i see!"
24. "Was your father a theif? 'cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
25. "was your father a baker, because youve got nice buns."
26. "Excuse me, but i do think its time we met."
27. "Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?"
28. "Be unique and different, say yes."
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