Kyle: I've got it!
Shaune: Our plan of escape?
Kyle: No, I found the spoon I dropped!
John: Why are you so stupid?
Shaune: I've got it, one of us just seduce the cop that is guarding our cell, incapacitate him, steal his keys, then open up the cell and we can all ditch.
John: Good idea, wait just a second. (he walks over to the cell door) Hey there copper, how's life treating you?
Copper: Actually my name is Paul.
John: Oh. Well how are you Paul
Paul: I'm pretty good and yourself? (John sacs him and steals his keys, then opens the cell door and releases his friends)
John: Sucker! (John, Jesse, Shaune, and Kyle all leave)
Paul: I thought you were different from all the others, I thought you cared! (another cell mate approaches Paul)
Cell mate: I care. (Paul and the cell mate look longing into each other eyes)(Shaune, Jesse, John, and Kyle rendezvous where their boat was impounded)
Jesse: Alright here it is, now lets get out of here
Kyle: Sweet they even left the gate open and out keys are still here.
Shaune: Awesome, let's get going
John: Wait I have to check something (John opens one of the compartments in the boat revealing a large pile of onion) It's a good thing they didn?t find my onion stash
Shaune: Umm, dude?
John: Yes well, Er-hem. Let's blow this taco stand!
Kyle: It's a police station John
John: Oh right, I always confuse the two
Shaune: Ok, let's just go rescue our women!
