Shaune: serves her right for sleeping with me and Derek at the same time
Jesse: Tamara never cheated on you
Shaune: No, I'm talking about Lauren
John: What! You really slept with Lauren?
Shaune: Yeah, but it was like dropping a pen down a mine shaft
John: She told me she was a virgin before we met
Shaune: That's like saying Michael Jackson is black
Kyle: What exactly does that mean?
Shaune: That Michael Jackson is-
Kyle: No, I mean about Lauren
Shaune: Oh, just that she's a skank
Kyle: Oh, I get it now, I think.
Jesse: None of that matters now, this is really important and we have to try and get them out of there as soon as can, who knows what may be going on.
Dream phase: Images of the gay crew having the stolen girls tied up to tress upsidedown tickling them with feathers
Kyle: He's right, I can't take this anymore! Now let's think what is the best way to get to their island?
John: Island, when did they get an island?
Kyle: Does it matter! I mean who cares, we just have to figure out how to get there
Shaune: That's true, I think my uncle has a boat, maybe we can borrow it from him
(They meet at Shaune's uncle's house and get ready to take the boat)
Shaune: OK here it is, now isn't the island on the other side of town?
John: But wouldn't that mean their island is on land?
Shaune: Aren't all islands on land?
Kyle: Oh yeah, most people don't know that
Jesse: OK then, let's get the boat ready.
John: Wouldn't it be more logical to take a car?
Shaune: NO!
John: Ok fine, lets get this thing started.
(they haul it onto the road and get ready to start the engine)
Shaune: Alright, now how do make this baby move?
John: Umm, maybe we should raise the sails?
Jesse: It's a motor boat.
John: I don't see any problem
Jesse: Umm, ok I'll see what I can do
(a cop pulls up to them in a car, gets out and walks over to them)
Cop: What are you kids doing?
Shaune: Quick! Hide the vegetables!
Jesse: they check for vegetables at the border you idiot!
Shaune: Precisely my point
Cop: You boys haven't been doing drugs have you?
Kyle: Are you hitting on me?
Cop: Ok, I think I've seen enough. I'm taking you all down to the station
Kyle: You could at least buy me a drink.
Cop: Are you riding the purple elephant to Los Angeles?
Shaune: No, were going to the island
Cop: There isn't even any body of water for miles around
Shaune: There's a lake right there! (He points to a lake only meters away from them)
Cop: What? Come on your all coming with me!
