John: What are we going to do tonight?
Kyle: John, I never knew. Though always hoped
John: Your sick man
Kyle: What, I was talking about swimming (he looks around nervously)
Derek: I think we should wait until the girls get here
Kyle: You said we right?
Derek: Yea, why?
Kyle: Will you excuse me for a second, I have to go chop some wood
Derek: Do you need any help?
Kyle: Now that you mention it, yes (the two of them leave)
Steve: When do you think they will get here?
John: Well, none of them can read a road map, and they don't know how to drive, so it depends how fast they can give sexual favours
Steve: Then they should be here in just a few minutes
John: Tonight should be really fun, just so long as nothing goes wrong
Steve: Good luck with that, you know how much the gay crew has been around lately (they hear a scream coming from they direction of Kyle and Derek)
John: What was that, Lauren hasn't even got here yet
Steve: Let's go find out (they run towards the direction of the scream)
Derek: Kyle, what's wrong with you?
Kyle: Sorry, Axe's just do that to me
Steve: I thought you two were going to chop wood?
Derek: We were about to
Kyle: Maybe you were about to, I was almost finished
John: (looks around) But the logs are all still one piece
Kyle: Exactly
Steve: Well, if nothing's wrong, then we should get back to camp, the girls will be here soon (he walks away)
John: Yea, they wouldn't want to be left alone there
Kyle: That's what you think
John: What did you say?
Kyle: Nothing, let's go (they all walk back to camp)
Steve: No, their still not here
Kyle: Gee, that's really too bad
Derek: Yea, it's getting kinda dark, they should be here by now
John: don't worry, they'll be here soon
Derek: Yea, maybe they just hit a road block or something
Steve: I'm sure that (a car pulls up and the blondes get out)
Kyle: They're here, I told you there was nothing to worry about
Derek: You never said anything-
Kyle: I've heard enough out of you!
