Scene twentyone - The deformed midget
(Grace, Jesse, Rhys, Mitch, Sara, Ashley, and Karmen are in the woods behind Sara's house)
Grace: stop do you hear that?
Ashley: Hear what?
Grace: I'd recognize that anywhere, food!
Sara: What?
Grace: My guess is a Swedish cake, about 13 minutes in
Sara: You can hear that?
Grace: That's the advantage to being part of Onah, I've developed many new skills
Jesse: Such as?
Grace: That thing with your back
Jesse: You can do that?
Grace: No, but I can force you into a position of doing it
Karmen: what about the spirit?
Mitch: I thought you said it was a monkey...
Karmen: Shu-up! What he don't know can't hurt him
Mitch: Oh, I get what your saying
Jesse: I'm waiting
Rhys: I'm almost finished!
(He shakes viscously then falls over)
Jesse: I'll never get you white people
Grace: I ain't white
Jesse: excuse me?
(He looks at her seriously then slaps her)
Grace: Not on the inside anyway
(Jesse slaps her again)
Rhys: watch out!
(He points behind Grace)
Grace:
(looks behind herself to see a deformed midget running up to her at less than 1 mile per hour) I said Tuesday night Karl!
Sara: Do you know this guy?
Grace: Sara, honey I know him inside and out
Midget: That's to gross even for me! (He turns around and walks away)
Grace:
(calls after him) don't forget the baby powder!
Rhys: I'm going home, I see no point in staying here
(he begins to walk away when the blonde crew runs up to them)
Shannon: what are all of you doing here?
(Karmen throws away a cardboard cutout of herself revealing himself as Carina)
Carina: I'm here to capture you!
Robin: How did you get here so fast?
Lauren: And, how do you do that?
Carina: You'll never catch me!
(She runs away)
Chelsea: I thought she was trying to catch us
Rhys: Where's Karmen then?
Sara: I'do not know
(She winks at Rhys)
Rhys: I'm confused
(Tamara and Shaune walk up behind him)
Shaune: you were confused from the start
Tamara: Shaune honey, its better if you just don't say anything
(she pats him on the back)
Jesse: Oh you got told!
Shannon: I tell you!
Jesse: tell me what?
Shannon: You're dirty, go take a shower
Lauren: Your so stupid Shannon!
Shannon: What?
Lauren: He wouldn't own a shower!
Sara: go away Lauren, you're not wanted here
Rhys: That's right, your wanted somewhere else
(he winks at her)
Lauren: Fine, you be that way, let's go
(the blonde crew leaves)
Mitch: Let's go find Karmen, she's probably in trouble
(They all leave)
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