Lauren: I want popcorn with butter, as opposed to you!
John: What's wrong with my butter?
Lauren: what isn't wrong with it?
John: it tastes good...
Lauren: That's what you think, have you ever even tried it? (It shows the two of them with a bag of microwave popcorn)
John: I think we need a microwave
Derek: why do you want popcorn, were here to invite the girls and Rapers to our party on Saturday
Shannon: But the party was suppose to be on Friday
Derek: Well yea, but it makes more sense this way, everyone knows that you don't go a party the day that it's happening
Robin: I guess that makes sense
Derek: Anyway, let's get going (they walk towards Sara's house when a one foot tall man with a two foot tall man appears)
Lauren: You? But I thought I got rid of you
Chelsea: What are you talking about, Lauren?
Shannon: Yea, who is this guy?
Lauren: No one, let's go
Chelsea: Wait, you didn't cut me off and yell at me. Who are you?
God: Why don't you tell them the truth Lauren (Lauren runs up from behind him)
Lauren: You guys ditched me again. I hate you! God, What happened to you?
God: I just had an accident
Lauren: Oh, okay
Chelsea: Lauren, you-
Lauren: Stuff it Chelsea, I'm not into that sort of thing.
Chelsea: Yes! That's Lauren
Lauren: Who are you? (The other Lauren throws away a cardboard cutout reveling himself as Sara)
Sara: I'm Carina!
Steve: What the hell?
Sara: Oops (she throws away another cardboard cutout reveling himself as Rodney)
Rodney: I'm Rodney
Kyle: I'm lost...
Rodney: I don't care if you're lost or found, my demon warriors will destroy you. Rise dark creature of Trans- sexual mid earth! (Several midgets with missing limps stumble out from various areas and chase after the blondes)
Robin: No, they'll ruin my slutty makeup! (She and the rest of the girls ruin into the forest)
Steve: Go away Rodney
Rodney: What are you going to do?
Steve: Well, you may have more people than us, but we definitely have an advantage over crippled retards
Rodney: They are not crippled! You'll pay for what you have done; Carina, Grace, Gaylin come out and destroy them! (Gaylin and Carina come out of the bushes)
Carina: I'll see to it that none of you escape here alive! (She runs towards Steve with her legs wide open)
Steve: NO! Retreat! (He and the rest of the evils run into the bushes)
Rodney: I knew they wouldn't be able to stand up to all of us (he looks around) Where is Grace?
Gaylin: She's probably out eating
Carina: Yea, she said that she had some unfinished business to do
Rodney: Oh yea, what should we do now?
Gaylin: We should probably wait for Grace to get here, we'll have a quantity advantage over them if she's here
Carina: We'll have a quantity advantage over the entire planet if Grace is here
Rodney: Good point, let's wait (Onah walks up behind them)
Onah: I'm back!
Gaylin: Where did you go?
Onah: Some place I'll show you later (she licks her lips)
Rodney: We thought that you were gone forever
Onah: No, we broke free, the small man simply did not have enough power to hold me, I mean there is a lot to hold
Rodney: True, very true,
Onah: So what have I missed since I was gone?
Carina: Well I had a really nice experience with a car's exhaust pipe and my mom's Tupperware container
Gaylin: But I thought that was suppose to be just between the two of us
Rodney: We need to get after them, they have the answers we seek
Onah: You mean shampoo and conditioner? (Rodney nods his head) Yea! Let's go
