Mitch: I like cucumbers
Tamara: you're not Mitch! Who are you? (He throws a cardboard cutout of himself away revealing himself as Gaylin)
Gaylin: I'm Gaylin!
Tamara: State the obvious much
Gaylin: Obvious? Oh yea I'm Gaylin, that's right, that's who I am
Tamara: Something smells fishy
Gaylin: Sorry, I'll close my legs
Tamara: No! I mean I don't believe you
Gaylin: Oh, then what would you believe?
Tamara: Well, I would believe that you were sent out on a voyage by an underground government organization to uncover the secret location of an evil organization that was bent of destroying the moon, and using the alien technology of ordelsnauze to (Gaylin falls asleep then wakes up many hours later) Then when you finally rescued princess Morgan of the peaceful, yet interrupt planet Zodiac, the two of you would fly away together to the magical land of the Kobe nebula and rebuild the forgotten temple of Norse together then (Gaylin falls asleep again then wakes up a few hours later) and then the planet earth would forever be safe from any future gang probe operation, except of course from Carina and the rest of the gay crew
Gaylin: Well, that is completely irrelevant to the situation, but sure
Tamara: I knew it! But what happened to your half sister in law who is having an a affair with your ex-wife who recently remarried to your biologically twin brother who you were separated from birth with?
Gaylin: Um, she died.
Tamara: She did? (She runs into the bathroom and cries)
Sara: I wouldn't believe a story like that
Gaylin: What kind of story would you believe then?
Sara: you were sent here by the gay crew to spy on us
Gaylin: No! I've been found out (he runs away into the boys change room)
Sara: thank god (a two foot tall man with a four foot tall hat jumps out of the pool)
God: Your welcome
Sara: Who are you?
God: I'm Lauren's imaginary friend, god
Sara: Then why can I see you?
God: Well, oh crap! (he jumps back into the pool and disappears)
Sara: that was the strangest thing that I have ever encountered in my entire life
(Mitch walks up)
Mitch: What?
Sara: I'm seeing things after only two beers (she opens another can)
Mitch: Things? Wholly shit! (He runs into the boys change room to see Gaylin trying to spy on guys in the shower stalls) What the hell are you doing in here
Gaylin: I'm uh, I'm trying to figure out how he uses soap, yea it's still a little new to me.
Mitch: No, I mean this the BOY'S room. You shouldn't be in here
Gaylin: You wanna make a bet?
Mitch: You can't fool me Gaylin
Gaylin: I think I can (he throws away a cardboard cutout revealing herself as Grace) Aha! You busted!
Mitch: My point still stands...
Grace: Which one?
Mitch: Clearly you don't know how to use soap
Grace: Are you making fun of me!
Mitch: Yes
Grace: I don't get it
Mitch: Just get out!
Grace: No body loves me!
Mitch: Damn straight! Now go away
Grace: this is all your fault you know! (She rolls away)
Mitch: Now to figure out the soap (he looks over to the stalls)
