Scene fifteen - The cheat
(Back at the porter potty)
Rodney: Where is he? She should be back by now
Grace: stop worrying, everything will be fine
Gaylin: I like cucumbers!
Rodney: You said it
Grace: I like chicken
Rodney: I could go for a little chicken
(he grabs a spoon, puts it down his throat and rolls around on the ground)
Grace: Good idea
(she does the same)
Gaylin: Don't leave me out
(he also does the same, then Carina walks in)
Carina: You started without me?
Rodney: Carina! This isn't what it looks like
Carina: I think it looks exactly what it looks like
Gaylin: What?
Carina: I understood what I said
Rodney: I didn't, explain it to me
Carina: No time, I've recently learned the location of the school. We must go there immediately
Grace: We already knew the location of the school
Carina: Good, then lets go
Rodney: I don't wanna go to school mommy
Carina: I said, don't call me mommy unless were in bed
Grace: You're doing it again!
Carina: what?
Grace: You're cheating!
Carina: Why should you care? You were there
Grace: Doing what?
Carina: Eating
Grace: Oh yea, it was raunchy
Rodney: I resent that!
Gaylin: Back to cucumbers
Rodney: Yummy!
(He continues rolling around on the ground with a spoon in his mouth and starts drooling)
Gaylin: Carina, we sent you to go discover the location of John's house, so we could crash the party he's having on Friday
Carina: How did you find out about the party?
Rodney:
(gets up) I thought we were talking about cucumbers
Gaylin: There are flyers all over the city
Rodney: I said cucumbers and I stand by that!
(He tackles Gaylin, compressing him into the wall)
Gaylin: I'm sorry, we can talk about cucumbers now
Rodney: That's better
Grace: One time, I was eating a cucumber for lunch, but I didn't use my mouth
Rodney: You know what that does to me Grace
Carina: who's the cheat now?
Grace: I can explain
Carina: No need to
(she licks her lips and turns off the lights)
Gaylin: My ear!
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