Robin: I wonder when Lauren and John will get here
Kyle: well, judging by how long John holds out, I'd say 20 seconds
Robin: How do you know how long he holds out?
Kyle: I have my sources (they hear the door open and Lauren and John enter) I told you
Chelsea: Right on the money
Lauren: Are you saying I sell my body for money?
Chelsea: No we were saying-
Lauren: Yea, I don't wanna hear it! You're so full of crap Chelsea. I don't get down like that!
Shannon: Yes you do
Lauren: Well, yea. But I don't mean to get down like that
Shannon: Yes you do
Lauren: How do you know all these things?
Shannon: I say your ad on channel six
Lauren: What! How did you get channel six?
Shannon: Everyone gets channel six
Lauren: They do... (she runs into the bathroom and starts crying)
John: She'll forget in ten minutes
Kyle: Anyway, my parents are going to be out of town this weekend and I'm planning a party at my house
Steve: Who's all invited
Kyle: It's open house
Derek: no offense but I don't think a trailer home is a very good place for an open house party
Kyle: No, I guess not
John: We can have it at my house instead, my parents are going to be out all summer, so it should be alright
Kyle: great!
John: alright, I'll have it on Friday, I'll put up some flyers later to get the message around
Shannon: Oh, but don't invite the gay crew, it won't be any fun with them there
John: (in a sarcastic tone) and I was so looking forward to inviting them
(Lauren comes out of the bathroom and slaps him)
Lauren: That wasn't funny, not even for my taste
John: then were pretty much set
Lauren: Make sure you invite those rapier guys and the girls.
John: Yea, it will be a great party with them there (Lauren slaps him again) What was that for
Lauren: We hate them now!
John: Why?
Shannon: Because they made me and Lauren hear voices in our heads
John: How do you know it was them?
Lauren: Because of this
(she holds up the silver ring which is flashing red and making a beeping sound)
Shannon: Yea, that ring dropped after we heard the voices, and we Decided CTR are Karmens initials.
Lauren: Get it? The T in Karmen and the R in Moreau
John: What about the C?
Shannon and Lauren: What about the C!
John: Nothing
Robin: I get it, it's so painfully obvious
Lauren: Yea, no let's get out of here, the ears have walls
Chelsea: When did ears gets walls?
Lauren: I don't know I read it in my fortune
(she holds up a fortune cookie)
Steve: Since when do they hand out fortune cookies at subway?
Kyle: Were not at subway
Lauren: Shu-up! What he don't know can't hurt him
(they all leave then another Lauren walks out of the bathroom)
Lauren: Hello? Everyone left me again!
